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He made a bet.... Just came across this, thought i would share with you guys. File: -( 33 KB, 640x360, hospital bedbug) As I was being walked by a nurse to the

Just came across this, thought i would share with you guys

File: -( 33 KB, 640x360, hospital bedbug)
As I was being walked by a nurse to the operating reem fer my shoulder surgery, I told her about a bet I had made with my friends en how I would fight and win
the anesthesia.
So upon entering the (OR, i was asked to lie down en the freezing cold operating table. My bare arse was touching the metal table, and I could feel my balls
don' t Worry about that, we won' t leek down there. At that point I was as red as a tomate_
contract fromthe cold, enzyte be followed by my little soldier retreating inte my pelvis, I looked down at my area, and the nurses eyes met mine and she said,
Within seconds they had me wired me up with sense's, and tubing, and introduced mete both the surgeon and anesthesiologist, whe seemed like a nice guys.
The walked me through the process ehwhat was about to be done. He told me that he was new plugging in atube that would transferees , and I would be knocked out in a
couple of seconds. He told me to relax, put my head back, and count backwards hem loo.
I felt my head getting heavy and I began to Eese control of my arms.
I suddenly propped myself up while letting out a manly hulk groan, and yelled, "I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesia!!"
A nurse turned around in shock and screamed in terror.
Turns out what I really yelled was "I don' t need education", and both my eyes were pointing inte different directions.
Needless to say, I lest the bet.
When I wake up, I was greeted by multiple giggling hospital staff. In the distance I could hearth's saying, "Pink Floyd has cemo to".
Ididn' t get the reference up until the surgeon came to check en me and told me what I had done.
That was an epic story. Eire.
That was fucking funny as fuck op
I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesia}?
Ueid
Here is 10 internets foryou op
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #78 - thatmetalguy
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(02/27/2012) [-]
guess you could say afterwards you were... Comfortably Numb?
#83 to #78 - anon id: 8da43b47
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(02/27/2012) [-]
Lol take my "Money".
#127 to #78 - rodphnx
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User avatar #134 to #78 - usernameluisdjlols
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(02/27/2012) [-]
sir, you just earned yourself.... a CIGAR
#208 to #78 - thekirbs
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#89 to #78 - paulpogba
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(02/27/2012) [-]
Sweet, dude, ************* sweet.

#91 to #78 - thatguycrow [OP]
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(02/27/2012) [-]
#203 to #91 - BlackieChan
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(02/28/2012) [-]
click it
#123 - MarlaSinger
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(02/27/2012) [-]
> 9, getting anesthesia at dentist   
> ask if I can get one of the little kid scents (strawberry, banana split etc) because straight mint air will make me puke   
> he agrees and tells me to take a deep breath so i do   
> take big breath, it's ******* mint   
> pull mask off and ask wtf as i feel puke bubbling in my stomach   
> "Oh sorry *flips switch* try it now"   
> take another breath, still mint, half passed out now, say dafuq man and he starts laughing   
> puke welling up in my throat   
> one more breath and ill be out   
> start to bring up mask thinking ill power through it   
> ''Kid don't be such a wimp''   
> puke in the ******* lap   
> take last breath and pass out   
> wake up in bed at home hours later   
> look on table where goody bag from dentist is   
> open it up   
> mint floss, mint toothpaste, mint tooth picks, mint gum   
> **** dentists
> 9, getting anesthesia at dentist
> ask if I can get one of the little kid scents (strawberry, banana split etc) because straight mint air will make me puke
> he agrees and tells me to take a deep breath so i do
> take big breath, it's ******* mint
> pull mask off and ask wtf as i feel puke bubbling in my stomach
> "Oh sorry *flips switch* try it now"
> take another breath, still mint, half passed out now, say dafuq man and he starts laughing
> puke welling up in my throat
> one more breath and ill be out
> start to bring up mask thinking ill power through it
> ''Kid don't be such a wimp''
> puke in the ******* lap
> take last breath and pass out
> wake up in bed at home hours later
> look on table where goody bag from dentist is
> open it up
> mint floss, mint toothpaste, mint tooth picks, mint gum
> **** dentists
#128 to #123 - anon id: a370cc68
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(02/27/2012) [-]
Your dentist is the best troll in the world.
#156 to #123 - craazhy
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(02/27/2012) [-]
You don't remember his name do you?

No reason, we just... just wanna... no, no reason in particular.

Where does he live?
#79 - thatguycrow [OP]
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(02/27/2012) [-]
Just broke 1000 thumbs. You guys are just, awesome.
Just broke 1000 thumbs. You guys are just, awesome.
User avatar #166 to #79 - armenhart
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(02/27/2012) [-]
love seeing top gear on here
#43 - schlecht
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(02/27/2012) [-]
I was waiting for a ******* tree fiddy joke.

Glad to have no sign of Nessie in that post.
User avatar #8 - thatguycrow [OP]
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(02/27/2012) [-]
Holy **** guys! top 100! Thanks so much!! :D
#10 to #8 - strykhund
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User avatar #11 to #10 - herecomesjohnny
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(02/27/2012) [-]
the ****** YOUR problem?
#21 to #11 - trollbronies
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(02/27/2012) [-]
Hes a brony that's the problem.
#56 to #21 - werttit
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(02/27/2012) [-]
>see your username
>mfw i almost fell for a troll
#14 to #11 - strykhund
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User avatar #24 to #10 - ultrarobbie
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(02/27/2012) [-]
WOAH

WOAH GUYS

GUYS YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM THIS GUY

I MEAN **** HE SAID FAGGOT

YOU KNOW

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

IT MEANS HE IS BAD ASS

STAY THE **** AWAY OR YOU WILL DIE IM SRS
#16 - thekirbs
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(02/27/2012) [-]
Hey OP
User avatar #17 to #16 - thatguycrow [OP]
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(02/27/2012) [-]
Haha, thanks. I guess I must keep lurking on /b/ :P
#58 - mrbassman
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(02/27/2012) [-]
That was some of the best **** I've seen today.
That was some of the best **** I've seen today.
#117 - shykid
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(02/27/2012) [-]
Great story Op   
   
actually made me laugh
Great story Op

actually made me laugh
#61 - Awesomecarrot
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(02/27/2012) [-]
Stopped laughing for a few seconds, then
pictured it in my head and burst out
laughing again. Thank you, OP.
#23 - ultrarobbie
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(02/27/2012) [-]
I needed that, thanks 4Chan.