He comes from space!. Watch as Michael J. Fox tries to type the text above.. tfd D Anonymous 08/ 01/ 12( Wed) 14: 39 No. 20132678 Ell] Shameless guy riding a bi hobo i come from Space Kills whatever the fuck he wants bicycle
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Watch as Michael J. Fox tries to type the text above.

tfd D Anonymous 08/ 01/ 12( Wed) 14: 39 No. 20132678 Ell]
Shameless guy riding a bike
his finger at my friend like an imaginary gun
Bang" and fakes recoil on his godhand
Ffriend grabs his chest and slumps over.
Shameless bike guy, in thick eastern European accent: "Ha HAI I come from space!"
rides away
So.... random encounter thread?
D 08/ 01/ 12( Wed) 14: 44 No. 20132752
Dooing patrol of building
business park
front by when I hear maniac cackling
Shameless man riding bike in the dark cackling loudly
wat. jpg
Slitting at security desk
Ffront lobby is mirrored glass
BANG! against the top glass pane
outside and see a dead bird with it' s neck snapped fidgeting on ground.
rush outside to help, girl is sobbing "IT' S DEAD!"
mysides. jpg
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D Anonymous 08/ 01/ 12( Wed) 18: 15 Ell]
mgoing home from friends house late at night
yhe lives in a somewhat rural suburb, have to walk along a long stretch of road
without any lights
idark as **** , can' t see **** , only light is from the occasional car that' s passing me
spuddenly a bicycle stops next to me
slitting on it, a guy wearing a leather trenchcoat, cowboy boots, jeans, fingerless
gloves and a completely black motorbike helmet - visor and all - with about five
burning flashlights to it
**** , I' m going to get mugged and killed
yhe says in a deep and gravelly voice "Hop on."
m alone at night on an abandoned road, might as well join this creepy stranger on
his bike
It' s gonna be a wild ride, kid..."
astards pedaling like the ******* devil, breezing across the pavement, illuminating the
night with his *******
strops me off close to home, salutes and disappears around a corner
I like to believe that I met the fairy of stray youths that night.
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#2 - AllYourBase (09/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Walking to my car in parking lot   
>See a dog humping some car's tire   
>Man gets out of car   
>Looks at the dog, then at me   
>Shrugs, then humps the tail light a couple times   
>Opens car's door, lets dog in, gets in himself, drives away.   
>Walking to my car in parking lot
>See a dog humping some car's tire
>Man gets out of car
>Looks at the dog, then at me
>Shrugs, then humps the tail light a couple times
>Opens car's door, lets dog in, gets in himself, drives away.
#12 - responsibletim (09/22/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I am also from space, this is a legitimate picture of me in space and if you say it's shopped you're lame.
#4 - theydontlikeu (09/22/2013) [-]
>late as **** , out with my friend
>walking around town on the main road, completely empty this time of night
>wild fat black woman appears, stumbling and gibberishing at me and my friend
>shes obviously upset about us walking in the grass to avoid her path
>we stop walking
>not one word
>dead ******* stare into her eyes and soul
she backed the **** off. i think we mightve been the wierdos in this situation.
#11 - insertswearword (09/22/2013) [-]
> Walking home drunk down my pitch dark road
> Keep thinking I hear footsteps
> See a small red dot floating mid-air a few feet before me
> Stop because tripped out
> Realize red dot is the cherry of a cigarette
> Drunk guy walking down my road smoking
> "There's a party at your neighbours."
> We turn around and go to the party
> I never found out his name

tl;dr weird alcoholics and drug users walk down my road
#15 - zzforrest (09/22/2013) [-]
In case anybody wants it.
User avatar #3 - bjornkrage (09/22/2013) [-]
see you, space cowboy.
User avatar #33 - aerr (09/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> At a parking lot down the road from my house, probs 10pm
>Eating and hanging out with a friend
>"Shh, did you hear that?"
> We hear a high-pitched "eeeee," growing louder
>Down a hill comes two big black ******
>Both on little girl tricycles, streamers and all
>Gaining speed coming down the hill

#21 - harleycurnow (09/22/2013) [-]
>waiting for train
>platform empty other than me and 2 friends
>hear weird scraping noise
>man on a bike with no tires gets off and puts his bike on the tracks
>cycles into the distance
> ************************* .jpg
#19 - DonPatchy ONLINE (09/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>me and friend getting ready to leave some store
>suddenly a wild homeless man has appeared.jpeg
>runs in the door exactly like zoidberg
>hands up and everything, yelling in a manner I wont even attempt to imitate
>runs up to my friend and slaps him in the chest and runs back out the door
#39 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (09/22/2013) [+] (9 replies)
>Middle of night, dark as ****
>Have hood that covers my entire face
>Attractive young woman jogging my way, earbuds in her ear
>She suddenly becomes aware of my presence, stops right in front of me
>Terrified look in her eyes, tears on her cheeks, blushing madly
>I simply walk around her, wondering why she stopped
>Suddenly, she grabs my hand, pulls my hood down, looks me in the eyes and says
>"You're SUPPOSED to rape ME, not the other way around."
>She attempts to pull my pants down, I'm panicking, pull her shirt over her head
>While she's distracted, I make a run for it

A few months after that, I found out she's my new art teacher. There was an awkward silence that lasted for few minutes, but after that we got along really well, I'd like to say we even became close friends.
User avatar #1 - svet (09/22/2013) [-]
4chan and their damn homeless bike riders.
User avatar #7 - usernamenumberthre (09/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
''european accent''
User avatar #10 to #7 - mynameisgeorge (09/22/2013) [-]
Eastern European as in Slavic
User avatar #52 - butwhynot (09/22/2013) [-]
>At home watching TV
>loud banging on door
>go to door, it's local idtiot
>getting real tired of your **** local idiot.jpeg
>say I'm not home
>okay, will come back later
User avatar #41 - richardastley ONLINE (09/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Walking past the local curling club (yeah, I live in Canada)
>Turn the corner and some guy is practising tennis, hitting the ball against the wall of the curling club
>He's standing on the road doing this
>Hungry Like a Wolf is playing, and it's pumping him the **** up
>My friend and I laugh our asses off, observing his tennis shoes, sweat bands on his forehead and wrists
>Guy is completely unphased and keeps going while we walk past being rather rude with our laughter
#32 - turbosalami (09/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Can someone explain to me where "my sides" originated from?
#36 to #32 - benevolentpsycho (09/22/2013) [-]
It's one of those memes no one really knows how it originates, but it became famous.
It's one of those memes no one really knows how it originates, but it became famous.
User avatar #27 - orangepikmin (09/22/2013) [-]
>eating subway with friends right before our performance in a concert years ago
>laughing, generally have good time
>two homeless men sit at the table right beside ours
>One man starts to talk about how they want to eat next to the strapping young men, the other is completely silent for the whole encounter
>MFW **** starts getting weird
>he starts talking to us about how the british aristocracy changed music forever
>continues to blame the british aristocracy for all of his problems
>continually says "I should know, because I'm from Scotland!" every time he finishes a statement
>we thank him for the conversation, and then nope the heck out of Subway

Damn British aristocracy
User avatar #5 - GnRNoD ONLINE (09/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Night out with friend and some chicks, high as **** , decide to gather strengt at busy gas station (they have food and the such) we're outside sitting on a small wall in te corner of the street, crazy guy I've met once comes from one of the streets screaming like a madman, stops next to me looks at the girl I was with, looks back at me and starts talking to her:
"Did you ever just wake up and feel like killing someone? I don't mean someone you hate or that means you harm, just end's someone's life, for the mere fact of knowing that because you decided to do this someone's life is going to end and be no more, I'm not talking about torture... (kept saying the same in different ways) pulls a knife starts to run his thumb across the sharp edge (he starts to bleed) my friends girl pads me on the shoulder "look at your girl" I look at her, she's scared as **** but the knife is so close to her (even tho he wasn't threatening her or anything) I can't really do anything, so I tell the other girl to go get the cops or the security guy... she comes back "security guy says he can't do anything..." I decide to take action and stand up (remember I was high as **** ) so I stand up and say "hey, listen, cool story and all but I think that's about enough"
He looks me dead in the eye, points a finger at me and says "Thank you" and leaves screaming the same way he came...

So I later found a friend of mine that night that I knew was a friend of this guy, and he tells me he's looking for him, apparently they had taken 2 acids and drank a liter of sotch each plus smoked a few blunts and the crazy guy might or might not have taken some clonazepam pills as well...

User avatar #31 - aussieftw (09/22/2013) [-]
Went into a shopping mall today. A greeter near the entrance just doing her thing. Me being the weird **** I am I go up to her and say "Hey, I'm looking for directions."
"Oh, what are you looking for?"
"I'm going to my Nan's birthday. Can you tell me where it is?"
"Do you know the address?"
"So what do you need?"
"An address and directions."
I know it doesn't involve homeless people or anything, but I'd love her written perspective of it.
#28 - danilawleit (09/22/2013) [-]
Anybody else think of this guy being on the bike?
Anybody else think of this guy being on the bike?
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