He comes from space!. Watch as Michael J. Fox tries to type the text above.. tfd D Anonymous 08/ 01/ 12( Wed) 14: 39 No. 20132678 Ell] Shameless guy riding a bi
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He comes from space!

Watch as Michael J. Fox tries to type the text above.

tfd D Anonymous 08/ 01/ 12( Wed) 14: 39 No. 20132678 Ell]
Shameless guy riding a bike
his finger at my friend like an imaginary gun
Bang" and fakes recoil on his godhand
Ffriend grabs his chest and slumps over.
Shameless bike guy, in thick eastern European accent: "Ha HAI I come from space!"
rides away
So.... random encounter thread?
D 08/ 01/ 12( Wed) 14: 44 No. 20132752
Dooing patrol of building
business park
front by when I hear maniac cackling
Shameless man riding bike in the dark cackling loudly
wat. jpg
Slitting at security desk
Ffront lobby is mirrored glass
BANG! against the top glass pane
outside and see a dead bird with it' s neck snapped fidgeting on ground.
rush outside to help, girl is sobbing "IT' S DEAD!"
mysides. jpg
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D Anonymous 08/ 01/ 12( Wed) 18: 15 Ell]
mgoing home from friends house late at night
yhe lives in a somewhat rural suburb, have to walk along a long stretch of road
without any lights
idark as **** , can' t see **** , only light is from the occasional car that' s passing me
spuddenly a bicycle stops next to me
slitting on it, a guy wearing a leather trenchcoat, cowboy boots, jeans, fingerless
gloves and a completely black motorbike helmet - visor and all - with about five
burning flashlights to it
**** , I' m going to get mugged and killed
yhe says in a deep and gravelly voice "Hop on."
m alone at night on an abandoned road, might as well join this creepy stranger on
his bike
It' s gonna be a wild ride, kid..."
astards pedaling like the ******* devil, breezing across the pavement, illuminating the
night with his *******
strops me off close to home, salutes and disappears around a corner
I like to believe that I met the fairy of stray youths that night.
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#70 - mrperyite **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
#69 - mrperyite **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
#71 to #69 - sirkanesixtytwo (10/16/2013) [-]
I like your rebellious nature but I'm too scared to thumb... VIVA LE REVOLUTION!
I like your rebellious nature but I'm too scared to thumb... VIVA LE REVOLUTION!
#58 - anonymous (09/22/2013) [-]
not random, but still sucked.
>about a year ago during winter time, recently had a ******* horrible breakup with girlfriend of the time
>bad storm hit the area so hardly anyone had power save for local restaurants and a few other small places
>me and bro are hungry as dicks, so we hop in car and go into town
>girlfriend works at mcdonalds so we both purposely avoid the place so I don't become the master of all spaghetti-monsters, head to subway for warmth and subs / free wifi
>get our subs made, sit down for about 10-15 minutes just talking and eating then I notice somebody by the door
>its her, along with her entire ******* church community, immediately lose appetite and feel like im gonna throw up as she and I make eye contact
>sit there in awkward agony for half an hour forced to watch as she flirts it up with some douche who treats her like **** , get up to leave finally
>her pastor gets up and asks me if I'm okay, shake his hand awkwardly and leave
>subway, never again
#66 to #58 - stoicnick **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
hungry as dicks? also that sucks
hungry as dicks? also that sucks
User avatar #57 - yourbaus ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Me and my friend were skateboarding when this creepy insane guy rides his bike up to us. He has this creepy face on while he slowly rides up a curb, and then slowly down it, all the while muttering something close to "mrrrrph did kickflip."
User avatar #52 - butwhynot (09/22/2013) [-]
>At home watching TV
>loud banging on door
>go to door, it's local idtiot
>getting real tired of your **** local idiot.jpeg
>say I'm not home
>okay, will come back later
User avatar #46 - joshwontwon (09/22/2013) [-]
I can't help thinking of The Doctor or Dr. Emmet Brown when I read this stories
User avatar #41 - richardastley ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
>Walking past the local curling club (yeah, I live in Canada)
>Turn the corner and some guy is practising tennis, hitting the ball against the wall of the curling club
>He's standing on the road doing this
>Hungry Like a Wolf is playing, and it's pumping him the **** up
>My friend and I laugh our asses off, observing his tennis shoes, sweat bands on his forehead and wrists
>Guy is completely unphased and keeps going while we walk past being rather rude with our laughter
User avatar #50 to #41 - nossersvin (09/22/2013) [-]
>live in Canada
>being rather rude
must be a foreigner
User avatar #45 to #41 - disturbeddude (09/22/2013) [-]
Thumb because I like Canada also why the **** not
#39 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
>Middle of night, dark as ****
>Have hood that covers my entire face
>Attractive young woman jogging my way, earbuds in her ear
>She suddenly becomes aware of my presence, stops right in front of me
>Terrified look in her eyes, tears on her cheeks, blushing madly
>I simply walk around her, wondering why she stopped
>Suddenly, she grabs my hand, pulls my hood down, looks me in the eyes and says
>"You're SUPPOSED to rape ME, not the other way around."
>She attempts to pull my pants down, I'm panicking, pull her shirt over her head
>While she's distracted, I make a run for it

A few months after that, I found out she's my new art teacher. There was an awkward silence that lasted for few minutes, but after that we got along really well, I'd like to say we even became close friends.
#62 to #39 - reaversoulstealer (09/22/2013) [-]
You forgot to tell them the part where you two got so close that you actually started dating and then had consensual sex.
#63 to #62 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Do I know you?
#65 to #63 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
#64 to #63 - reaversoulstealer (09/22/2013) [-]
The username doesn't spark anything?
User avatar #51 to #39 - nossersvin (09/22/2013) [-]
cont pls
User avatar #49 to #39 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
so your art teacher tried to rape you
User avatar #54 to #49 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes she did. She's cool though.
#67 to #54 - stoicnick **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
#35 - benevolentpsycho (09/22/2013) [-]
>Go to Los Angeles with mom to see family
>See homeless guy
>He's holding a pair of scissors and a noose
>Stares deep into my soul
>Arrive at their barbershop
>There's another hobo
>This time it's a lady hobo (labo)
>Not this **** again
>She's screaming
>Screams at little kids walking with their families
>Go inside to escape Hobo hell
>Can still hear her banshee scream
> 2 hours later she leaves
>She left me in shambles as I hid in the supply closet

Los Angeles, not even once
#44 to #35 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
"Her banshee scream"
#37 to #35 - crazycommando (09/22/2013) [-]
what the **** did i just read
#38 to #37 - benevolentpsycho (09/22/2013) [-]
My life

It's gotten to the point where I feel like Gary Busey.
User avatar #40 to #38 - crazycommando (09/22/2013) [-]
well then...i don't know that feel
User avatar #33 - aerr (09/22/2013) [-]
> At a parking lot down the road from my house, probs 10pm
>Eating and hanging out with a friend
>"Shh, did you hear that?"
> We hear a high-pitched "eeeee," growing louder
>Down a hill comes two big black ******
>Both on little girl tricycles, streamers and all
>Gaining speed coming down the hill

User avatar #68 to #33 - stoicnick **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
black *******
#32 - turbosalami (09/22/2013) [-]
Can someone explain to me where "my sides" originated from?
User avatar #55 to #32 - rakuraimasuta (09/22/2013) [-]
When you laugh really hard or for a long time the sides of your torso start to hurt.
#36 to #32 - benevolentpsycho (09/22/2013) [-]
It's one of those memes no one really knows how it originates, but it became famous.
It's one of those memes no one really knows how it originates, but it became famous.
User avatar #31 - aussieftw (09/22/2013) [-]
Went into a shopping mall today. A greeter near the entrance just doing her thing. Me being the weird **** I am I go up to her and say "Hey, I'm looking for directions."
"Oh, what are you looking for?"
"I'm going to my Nan's birthday. Can you tell me where it is?"
"Do you know the address?"
"So what do you need?"
"An address and directions."
I know it doesn't involve homeless people or anything, but I'd love her written perspective of it.
#28 - danilawleit (09/22/2013) [-]
Anybody else think of this guy being on the bike?
Anybody else think of this guy being on the bike?
User avatar #27 - orangepikmin (09/22/2013) [-]
>eating subway with friends right before our performance in a concert years ago
>laughing, generally have good time
>two homeless men sit at the table right beside ours
>One man starts to talk about how they want to eat next to the strapping young men, the other is completely silent for the whole encounter
>MFW **** starts getting weird
>he starts talking to us about how the british aristocracy changed music forever
>continues to blame the british aristocracy for all of his problems
>continually says "I should know, because I'm from Scotland!" every time he finishes a statement
>we thank him for the conversation, and then nope the heck out of Subway

Damn British aristocracy
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#21 - harleycurnow (09/22/2013) [-]
>waiting for train
>platform empty other than me and 2 friends
>hear weird scraping noise
>man on a bike with no tires gets off and puts his bike on the tracks
>cycles into the distance
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#19 - DonPatchy (09/22/2013) [-]
>me and friend getting ready to leave some store
>suddenly a wild homeless man has appeared.jpeg
>runs in the door exactly like zoidberg
>hands up and everything, yelling in a manner I wont even attempt to imitate
>runs up to my friend and slaps him in the chest and runs back out the door
#56 to #19 - whargarbler (09/22/2013) [-]
Have that as a gif. It's a lot of fun.
Have that as a gif. It's a lot of fun.
#15 - zzforrest (09/22/2013) [-]
In case anybody wants it.
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