walking parking lot and see the biggest hamplanet on the face of the earth
I: 450 pounds easy
she just finished loading up her into her car waddles the driving seat. Literally waddles.
opens her car deer and takes cut a tub cf somnething
starts to rub this clear substance en her stomach, all over.
Finally make cut what the tub is " Vaseline".
think "wtf is this lard ass doing?"
she plops in her car, with her gut literally jammed intj the steering wheel, i ' t be surprised if there' s an imprint en her stomach when she gets home
I: then i realize the use of her vaseline.
her gut is so big, that the steering wheel can' t turn unless shes lubricated.
she turns to wheel fer about 30 seconds, back and ferth until it' s completely lubed up, then drives away.