Ham beasts. . Anonymous 11/ 09/ 13( Sat) 14: 40: 19 No. 515179210 not op but I got story bbe me, 19 at the time rework at Walmart while in 207 KB We college twe thatguywithpants 4Chan

Ham beasts

Anonymous 11/ 09/ 13( Sat) 14: 40: 19 No. 515179210
not op but I got story
bbe me, 19 at the time
rework at Walmart while in
207 KB We college
twerking deli
mate life at the deli
aham beasts everyday, only ones to order food
at the hot section (never eat the hot section
btw)
wave a triple bucket, 3 lbs of food for 9. 99
woman and 200 lbs kids (3 of them) all
on mart carts
3» -roll up to window (they see me rolling, they
hatin)
sshe orders 8 buckets, 4 with just fried chicken,
1 with just moz sticks
sshe yells at the force the huts farts
GET THE **** OVER HERE WE
NEED TO GRAB OUR FOOD"
no lies about the next part
lb man at best who' s 4' 10" comes up and
gets the food
sshe looks at me and says
Me and the kids are disabled because of our
weight"
face on the dad is extremely morbid
chat's his life, I hate mine
work up the nerve to say "if being fat is a
disability than being retarded must be genus
status to you"
fface goes red, "wtf did u say main"
I can hear the misspelling in her hambeast
voice
you know that voice that only extremely fat
people say
lb teen says "I' ll kick your ass"
Only if you can stand up and walk around the
corner"
smiles, no one but me sees
comes over eyes widen at the sight
of the family
tell him I quit and walk out
my water and as I walk by the fatties I
throw the bottle at the
tcrocks over the head, he falls to the ground
crying "I can' t get up, help me dad"
can' t help, morn falls trying to help
walk out and never see them or go into a
walmart again
pic related, how sad the dad looked.
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User avatar #2 - thenewnuggubler (11/17/2013) [-]
I would offer that dad my sincerest condolences, I can't imagine having to put up with that kind of **** . If I was him I'd install locks at the top of every door in the house and run away
User avatar #3 - mondominiman (11/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Pretty sure they can sue you for that and win since you did it on purpose and probably caught on camera.
#4 to #3 - iambox (11/17/2013) [-]
Maybe but the kid was threatening him,
also Ham Beasts are scary yo,
#20 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11/17/2013) [-]
in the dad's mind: it was 1 night 13 years ago. my dumbass college friends talked me into drinking that night. I swear she looked like a 10 but when I woke up the next morning I was laying in a pile of fried chicken bones and twinkie wrappers. and right next to me was the mother of all whales. oh god why did I drink that night!
#17 - pedobearRAW (11/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
oh the humanity !
#5 - oxYKellark (11/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
and the internet will think im cool for throwing 						****					 hahaaaa.
and the internet will think im cool for throwing **** hahaaaa.
#11 - omizzle (11/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Ya know, I get the whole "Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact" thing, but i'm 16 and I weigh 300 lbs. That being said I also play football and am 6'2 and hate the fat hambeasts that don't do a damn thing to even attempt to lose weight, but even though she was ******* stupid using the old we're disabled cuz we're fat thing, throwing **** at the kid who was just defending his parents isn't cool man.
User avatar #22 - sjrigney (11/17/2013) [-]
These hamplanet/hambeast stories always make me laugh but never fail to make me feel more and more like a misanthrope.
User avatar #15 - linktheherooftime (11/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Obesity is a disability. A mental disability. If you gain too much weight but do nothing about it, then you are retarded for not caring enough about your one and only body, and demanding that we give you special treatment for something you did to yourself.
My answers to statements fat people will say:
"I'm big boned." Bones don't jiggle.
"Glandular Problem." Although what I'm about to say may not be true for some it does hold true for most. Change your diet! The extra 4000 calories a day you're eating are not helping your glandular problem!
"I don't have time to work out." Then make time. Cut out some of the free time you use that doesn't require very much physical activity, and go to the gym. If you can't afford that then do push ups, or situps. Anything to keep you active will help you in the long run.

I will leave you with a tumblr page I found funny that talks about "Thin Privileged."
thisisthinprivilege.tumblr.com/faq
#9 - eanan (11/17/2013) [-]
Cool story bro
#8 - creepycreeper (11/17/2013) [-]
What the hell was wrong with this guy? He started this **** and we're celebrating him for it? So what if the hambeast was "stupid"? Everything he did was uncalled for.
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