Half-Life 3. that feel when you're a beta aspie loner faggot in college and you hide in your room outside of lectures, and to get to the toilet you have to pass
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Half-Life 3

that feel when you're a beta aspie loner faggot in college and you hide in your room outside of lectures, and to get to the toilet you have to pass about 10 social alpha sexy people who laugh and drink and be sexy, so you decide to take ***** in black trashcan bags, and store them under your bed to dispose of between 3 and 5am when everyone is asleep, but the smell seeps as each hour passes and you hear people walking past your room saying "eugh what the **** is that smell, I'm going to call the Head of College in case it's a burst pipe", and he comes to investigate and realizes it's coming from your room, and you slunk out before he looks under the bed, and you sleep rough in the nearby park for the next 3 days because you don't want to see what happened and if he found your **** , and you eventually return 3 days later, and there is a note on your bed saying you have been instructed to leave the college indefinitely, and you can't call and tell your parents you have been expelled for ******** in plastic bags and hiding it under your bed so you sleep rough on the streets for the remaining 3 weeks of term time and develop a drug habit and get home for Christmas vacation and try to commit suicide and fail and then post on Funnyjunk.

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alights go down
screwd stirs
ea 3 adorns the screen
ait' s Orange
tthe ground begins to shake
tthe crowd whips into a semes
seer lord and savior holds up his hand, halting the ongoing ergy going en in the audience
yhis chin fat majestically flaps in the we cooled breeze
am happy to announce...
men choke themselfes to death as the rest eitheir life could not possibly match this moment
Life 3
clitoral eat shattering sebs of happiness
is handed a Wii L) and turns around to the screen
displays
ait' s cartoony, almost anime meal quality
speaks in the first 5 decends how he needs to lock down that generator
Lock down the Generator flashes en the screen in bright yellowseed
ea golden path lights up en the ground leading we to the generator
tthe enemies are generic soldiers, not elven combine
tthe gunplay is extremely dumbed down to the point the enemies will stand in full thew and line up their shot for eyerl decends
yells "Yeah, Headshots"
Spuddenly 2 en the screen with "Join"
semes out en stage
the game
she' s Gaman
and Gaman held effete soldiers playfully bantering the entire time
is saved
Complete! semes up en screen
sit compares killstreaks and buddy saves between beth players
camera pans around to Gwen' s face
Mears stain his face
sail he can muster is a barely audible "l' m sorry"
I‘ Anomymous asda/ ( Moridor. ' n. ; assess_ e
this is the' greatest thing dyer
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User avatar #6 - kuchikirukia (06/04/2013) [-]
MEGA-KILL!
ULTRA-KILL!
M-M-MONSTER KILL!
GORDON FREEMAN IS GODLIKE!

#2 - Milos (06/03/2013) [-]
Hell
User avatar #24 - strangemoo (06/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Dat Description. That's not Beta, or Omega. That's not even in the ******* pack.
#9 - mikli ONLINE (06/04/2013) [-]
#3 - ThekidsTEN ONLINE (06/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
the **** with the discription
#1 - napalmpie (06/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thumbed up because Gaben   
But this is so sad...
Thumbed up because Gaben
But this is so sad...
User avatar #13 - notapancake (06/04/2013) [-]
At least it was not for the xboks one.
User avatar #22 - EventHorizon (06/04/2013) [-]
Can we switch the content and description please?
User avatar #26 - ihaveakeyboard (06/04/2013) [-]
description...
what. the. **** .
#18 - ykaliber (06/04/2013) [-]
You sadistic evil bastard
User avatar #23 - tonkkax (06/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What's wrong with Wii U?
#30 - rotucex (06/04/2013) [-]
That description
That description
User avatar #20 - ednakrababbal (06/04/2013) [-]
i always kinda thought that they never release a third part of anything so they always have an option if they should screw up sometime. like, if they were close to bankrupt they only had to release HL3, TF3, Portal 3 or whatever and people would buy it regardless of how ****** it would turn out. Since they always have this option they can go risky, which is basically why all their games are so ******* awesome. i don't wanna start a flamewar, but CoD is one of many examples of how some companies always play it safe.
And i think it's kinda crappy compared to other games.
(Disclaimer: my own personal opinion after having played WAW, MW3, BO2 which you obviously don't have to agree with)
#38 - undeadwill (06/04/2013) [-]
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#16 - socalpunk ONLINE (06/04/2013) [-]
This made me laugh awfully hard for 5:30 in the morning
#39 - unoletmehavename (06/04/2013) [-]
If that would happen i would be pissed for removing the combine,they are badasses.Plus every time i see a hl3 post i want it more.And here is a pic for all combine fans.
#37 - Wumbologist (06/04/2013) [-]
That description...why, OP? Why?
#32 - decoyoctopus (06/04/2013) [-]
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It's nice to see there are others who also have a penchant for pissing and ******** in plastic bags OP...
User avatar #27 - trojandetected (06/04/2013) [-]
The wii U is good i would not mind this [small]apart from the story[small]
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