Greentext time!. . Anonymous (ID: ) 06/ 26112( Tue) : 28 sme and Sri Langen friend go get really fucking high decide to go back to his place parents are home so Greentext time! Anonymous (ID: ) 06/ 26112( Tue) : 28 sme and Sri Langen friend go get really fucking high decide to back his place parents are home so
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Anonymous (ID: ) 06/ 26112( Tue) : 28
sme and Sri Langen friend go get really fucking high
decide to go back to his place
parents are home so we go to his room
starts vomiting on the floor
His parents rush in
rthe don' t know how to speak english so they' re yelling at me in tamil or some other brown language
They point at the vomit and then point at tit mop
swing my stoner logic, I assume they' re telling me that I have vomit on my leg and should clean it with the mop
rubbing my leg with mop
Pearents yell even more
they' re telling me that I should just go in their shower
to enter shower
at still have the mop
at begin to take a shower with my clothes on while rubbing my leg with a mop
at decide to just leave
find out the next day that his parents do speak english and they were yelling in english the whole time.
I' never been to his place again.
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User avatar #1 - skypatrol
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(08/20/2014) [-]
i dont think that was weed
#8 to #1 - captainp
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(08/20/2014) [-]
I think it was.
When I still was in high school me and my friend got really high. We started to watch Beavis and Butthead and laugh our asses off. On third episode or so his brother came and asked us why are we watching B&B in spanish, I hit the pause and we're like "what? no dude it's english are you high haha". He looks at us and with whatever face leaves the room. I hit space and they started talking in spanish. It was the weirdest thing ever, because we understood everything until that point.
#2 - jebrado
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(08/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3 - kodex
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(08/20/2014) [-]
You can always tell when someone lies about weed...

It makes you laugh or sad and then sleepy. Not much else to it...
User avatar #9 to #3 - spidermehn
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(08/20/2014) [-]
Dude i get really horny man
User avatar #4 to #3 - WootBoot
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(08/20/2014) [-]
Maybe they had really strong accents
#6 to #3 - swiggityswooty
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(08/20/2014) [-]
not if youre new to it, then you get weird.
#7 to #6 - hakuna
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(08/20/2014) [-]
Never to the point where you do stupid **** you could never dream of sober. You always know what you're doing in the moment.
User avatar #10 to #7 - Faz
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(08/20/2014) [-]
It hits people differently, i do stupid things but not to the level of that in the post, when walking down the stairs i randomly thought "Jump" and then jumped down half of the stairs and lead on the floor at the bottom for like 5 minutes winded, i was walking home from a friends house in the cold and started shivering and my mind instantly thought "Im on a motorbike" due to the shivering being like the vibration you get on a motorbike and i ran down the street revving and making motorbike noises (i was 18 at the time btw not 12 as you might think from that). It depends on what type of person you are on how it effects you, if you're childish it will get amplified, if you're serious you'll get a nice buzz.
#15 to #10 - harleycurnow
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(08/20/2014) [-]
Pretty much this. I was once walking over a grass field pretty early in the morning that was a little frosty. My brain decided it looked like snow, even though i knew what it really was i just stared making skiing motions because the way my arms swung felt really smooth.
#11 to #10 - hakuna
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(08/20/2014) [-]
Ye true, I've had the thought of being massaging a person even though I just held a cake in my hand. But as you say, for those who would want to try it and never has, you're always in full control of your body. Like if you want to act cool and doesn't wanna do stuff, you can easily just control your body. If you let your mind free and just relax fully, then you'll do some funny stupid ****, but never to the point of like cutting off your dick or some ****.
User avatar #14 to #3 - anusraper
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(08/20/2014) [-]
it depends on your state of mind at the moment and the company you're with, and ofcourse the sort of weed you're smoking m8
User avatar #16 to #3 - keyebaus
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(08/20/2014) [-]
really depends on the weed. I guess what this guy had might be like the opposite of a bad trip
User avatar #5 - trollzoll
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(08/20/2014) [-]
More like LSD.
#17 - Jowi
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(08/20/2014) [-]
I've smoked my fair share of Bud. I've tried as many varieties of both Sativa, Indica and cross breeds as possible as well as Hash and the stuff that's GM'd for more crystals.

I can honestly say that I've had trips where I laugh my ass of, torn through everything in my fridge/cupboards that could be considered even remotely edible and I've had freakouts where I thought trees were going to eat me, there were rapists in every dark corner of the streets I was walking down and one on the 21/12/2012, the day the world was supposed to end, me and a mate thought we'd see the world out in style by ripping some bongs down at the local river hangout spot and then walking back to mine whilst sucking down some blunts, a walk of three miles without streetlights. We seriously started to buy into the world ending, seeing monsters in the darkness, hearing witches cackles. We even rang my friends GF to come pick us up, her being about 50 miles away at the time.
When we got to the bottom of the hill I live on, another mile of walking still to be done, we were both ******** bricks and the fact that the other person was believing in the 2spoopy meant that we both were getting even more freaked out.

Also, I like to think I'm pretty clever. And weed makes me ******* retarded sometimes, like it switches your brain off.

However, despite this I've never been so high something like this would happen, that I couldn't even understand the language someone was speaking to me and I don't know anyone that has.
Either the "high" they're talking about wasn't from weed or I'm gonna have to call BS on this.
#13 - naplinewander
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User avatar #12 - Awesomecarrot
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(08/20/2014) [-]
Sounds like that was laced then.