Greentext time!. . Anonymous (ID: ) 06/ 26112( Tue) : 28 sme and Sri Langen friend go get really high decide to go back to his place parents are home so we go t
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Anonymous (ID: ) 06/ 26112( Tue) : 28
sme and Sri Langen friend go get really ******* high
decide to go back to his place
parents are home so we go to his room
starts vomiting on the floor
His parents rush in
rthe don' t know how to speak english so they' re yelling at me in tamil or some other brown language
They point at the vomit and then point at tit mop
swing my stoner logic, I assume they' re telling me that I have vomit on my leg and should clean it with the mop
rubbing my leg with mop
Pearents yell even more
they' re telling me that I should just go in their shower
to enter shower
at still have the mop
at begin to take a shower with my clothes on while rubbing my leg with a mop
at decide to just leave
find out the next day that his parents do speak english and they were yelling in english the whole time.
I' never been to his place again.
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User avatar #1 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i dont think that was weed
#2 - jebrado (08/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3 - kodex (08/20/2014) [+] (9 replies)
You can always tell when someone lies about weed...

It makes you laugh or sad and then sleepy. Not much else to it...
User avatar #5 - trollzoll ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
More like LSD.
#17 - Jowi (08/20/2014) [-]
I've smoked my fair share of Bud. I've tried as many varieties of both Sativa, Indica and cross breeds as possible as well as Hash and the stuff that's GM'd for more crystals.

I can honestly say that I've had trips where I laugh my ass of, torn through everything in my fridge/cupboards that could be considered even remotely edible and I've had freakouts where I thought trees were going to eat me, there were rapists in every dark corner of the streets I was walking down and one on the 21/12/2012, the day the world was supposed to end, me and a mate thought we'd see the world out in style by ripping some bongs down at the local river hangout spot and then walking back to mine whilst sucking down some blunts, a walk of three miles without streetlights. We seriously started to buy into the world ending, seeing monsters in the darkness, hearing witches cackles. We even rang my friends GF to come pick us up, her being about 50 miles away at the time.
When we got to the bottom of the hill I live on, another mile of walking still to be done, we were both ******** bricks and the fact that the other person was believing in the 2spoopy meant that we both were getting even more freaked out.

Also, I like to think I'm pretty clever. And weed makes me ******* retarded sometimes, like it switches your brain off.

However, despite this I've never been so high something like this would happen, that I couldn't even understand the language someone was speaking to me and I don't know anyone that has.
Either the "high" they're talking about wasn't from weed or I'm gonna have to call BS on this.
#13 - naplinewander (08/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #12 - Awesomecarrot (08/20/2014) [-]
Sounds like that was laced then.
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