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Greatest Copypasta Ever. (enlarge)
On an unrelated topic, does anyone remember when the tags were used to be tags? I don't.
Tags: John Madden
Woke up this morning 5: 30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3. 3 inch dick. Must have came
about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym- from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (l got Connexions} and gave the valet 30006 in
loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That; s just the effect I have on hoes.
Did my usual relax routine, 6000 , 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I
looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, MUD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the
type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all
the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains- Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air
came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I' m sitting here, drinking 15 DUDE champagne and eating gold plated sushis made
by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only and I did more in l hour than you faggots will do your whole life- Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.
Peace out nerds-
about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym- from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (l got Connexions} and gave the valet 30006 in
loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That; s just the effect I have on hoes.
Did my usual relax routine, 6000 , 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I
looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, MUD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the
type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all
the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains- Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air
came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I' m sitting here, drinking 15 DUDE champagne and eating gold plated sushis made
by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only and I did more in l hour than you faggots will do your whole life- Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.
Peace out nerds-
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