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Anonymous (/ 20/ 14( Mon) 19:
2 At my great grandpa' s birthday
2 He' s super eld SC) its Just at my parent' s house the lives with them)
2 We' re all in the kitchen: grandpa' s sitting in his his . agen hooked up
2 Cant tell if he even knows where he is
2 Mom brings cake into the reem
2 Made at home. nothing fancy
2 Has ene big candle because hes turning 111 (the kind that arepost the number)
2 Whole family halfheartedly clapping and heating as mem lights the candle en the cake
2 I do my best to show interest in the situation
2 Turn to the old man and smile
2 I see his hand reach out and ene finger curl out. before retracting. beckoning fer me
2 He' s SC) eld I dent want to get any closer but my whole family is looking. amazed has even moving
2 I get clemente my great grandpa
2 Think I hear him trying to say something. but it mightiest be Irbored breathing
2 Lean in as clase as I can
2 Suddenly his hand sheets up with surprising quickness
2 Firmly grasps the back sf my head and shoves my head against his. his mouth almost touching my ear
2 . he epins his mouth to speak
2 "Check "erm"
Whale family is standing up confused as to what' s happening
2 His free hand chests up and points at the candle
2 "FUCKING "
My head feels like it' s going to explode fromthe vice grip it' s in
2 "" he hellers
Stands up frint his wheelchair and rips his oxygen mask off
2 "FUCKING TRIPS. CHECK EM YOU FAGGOTS"
2 Whole family is confused: I fall ts the feom" stunned
PAYPAL ME GIFT ME ALL YOUR STEAM GAMES. MILHOUSE IS A MEME[ I!"
2 He rips the melting candle effete cake and shoves it in my face, mounting me en the ground
2 "YOU SEE THAT, NEWFAG? YOU EVER SEEN TRIPS LIKE THOSE BEFORE?"
Nanon great grandpa"
2 "DAMN RIGHT. - ALL YOU FAGGE) TS - I OON' T WANTTO HEAR ABOUT Sultry DUBS. IAM THE TRIPS MASTER, I HAVE THE POWER."
2 Grandpa laughs and storms butthe frint deer
2 Get a text frint him 3 minutes later
2 Didn' t even know he could text
It' s a picture of his dick
And that' s haw my great grandpa lost his internist privileges.