Good goy. Goy or goyim or whatever is derivative of the Hebrew word for non-jew. EITT: Goyim stories Back in 2001, when I lived in St. Louis. Every Halloween, m
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Good goy

Goy or goyim or whatever is derivative of the Hebrew word for non-jew

EITT: Goyim stories
Back in 2001, when I lived in St. Louis. Every Halloween, my neighbor would set up a vending machine on his front porch and fill it
with different candies. If you knocked he wouldn' t answer, and he had a sign that said Happy Halloween pasted on the machine.
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Submitted: 10/13/2013
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#7 - ThekidsTEN (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i would break the glass on it and then leave. it isn't about the treat, but the trick
User avatar #5 - KayRed (10/14/2013) [+] (7 replies)
First of all, **** people that leave a bowl out, second of all, triple **** people that take the whole bowl.
User avatar #13 to #5 - heartlessrobot (10/14/2013) [-]
What if I leave a bowl out next to what looks like a person in a halloween costume but I'm actually hiding in a bush next to it in a ghillie suit to scare the sit outta people?
#1 - anonymous (10/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i remember this one guy on my old street had a new gimmick everyyear to scare the **** out of you. i skipped that house until i was 11
User avatar #4 to #1 - flemsdfer ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
I can't do that anymore. Kids today, young and old, are ******* pansies. I would sit in my wheelchair, all dressed up as a dummy, straw and everything poking out of me like I was stuffed, with a bowl of candy. When they convinced themselves enough that I was fake, I'd jump as they tried taking candy. I quit doing it because for two years in a row, no matter how good of candy I put out, they take one look, "Nah, not worth it" and keep walking. First time I got absolutely no one for the whole night, and the second time I got two toddlers way too young to scare.
#15 - pointypixel (10/14/2013) [-]
when i was a kid i used to go trick or treating with a group of friends in their neighborhood, the 'extra white' kind of neighborhood. decent candy, tons of it, but my friends all had their family friends and relatives in that 'hood, so whenever we would hit their house, they'd get big ****** king sized butterfingers, crunch bars, kit kats, all that big ass, nice **** , and then they gave me a tiny ass milky way snack size bar.

mfw those *******
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