Godless Heathen. a Pretty cool story I just found on a YLYL threat. Why doesn't Funny junk have those? Because we would lose on the content. D Anonymous ( on u' much funny very laugh
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Godless Heathen

a Pretty cool story I just found on a YLYL threat.

Why doesn't Funny junk have those?
Because we would lose on the content

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sword
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ornament chewed to my he
bar
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wispers m the crowd
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Nah man, wean good mow ya '-
tthank ewewew the nee dunks and walk out
to waswhen a wee Hugs out
we ****** YOUR PROBLEM?'
nignog and company
What dd w tell you last weev-
we week mean
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rags gonna neg
dagger and advances
drawer seek
get m range
MBAM
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m car and weave
later he mere vamp mght
happy
bar
**** Vamps
...
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#2 - bakinboy (07/22/2014) [-]
godless heathen
User avatar #3 - Roka ONLINE (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#10 - rubberduckie (07/23/2014) [-]
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#11 - CyrilKeir (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#1 - argoniansrule (07/22/2014) [-]
truely, the greatest of templars, unfortunately a few weeks later the assassins discovered that "the templars" hang out at this bar, a couple more weeks pass, this guy gets poisoned by a new barkeep
User avatar #14 - thenewnuggubler (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
" *********** stick"
My dad was stationed in cuba back in the mid nineties, and they were given riot sticks, basically just solid wood poles, about waist high Those things **** **** up . Anyways, he now only refers to it as a cubanbegood
#12 - mrpavelowgrimm ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
" *********** stick" Is going to be the name of my weapon next D&D night.
#6 - aizeinstein (07/23/2014) [-]
**aizeinstein rolled image** It's been a while since I've laughed to 4chan stories, good job.
#18 - fallenpaladin ONLINE (07/23/2014) [+] (7 replies)
mfw Vamps start business
User avatar #16 - MoparMan (07/23/2014) [-]
"i wont be responsible for what happens next"

Uh. Yeah you are. You have fake teeth, not immunity.You ******* touch me and I'll have you detained for 48 hours after I kick your ass.
User avatar #27 - roflstorm (07/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>FADUCK

The hell makes that soun
#19 - IamPinhead (07/23/2014) [-]
" *********** stick"

Damn it.
#7 - unidfeel (07/23/2014) [-]
great one, 10/10
#32 - thelastelephant ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4 - solidderking (07/22/2014) [-]
old but gold
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