Godless Heathen. a Pretty cool story I just found on a YLYL threat. Why doesn't Funny junk have those? Because we would lose on the content. D Anonymous ( on u' much funny very laugh
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Godless Heathen

Godless Heathen. a Pretty cool story I just found on a YLYL threat. Why doesn't Funny junk have those? Because we would lose on the content. D Anonymous ( on u'

a Pretty cool story I just found on a YLYL threat.

Why doesn't Funny junk have those?
Because we would lose on the content

D Anonymous ( on u' No 20366673 n Ranks » »rearms » » , ».
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Nah man, wean good mow ya '-
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Fuck Vamps
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#2 - bakinboy
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(07/22/2014) [-]
godless heathen
User avatar #3 - Roka
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(07/22/2014) [-]
*********** stick
User avatar #5 to #3 - mattdoggy
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(07/22/2014) [-]
^New name for ban hammer
#10 - rubberduckie
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#11 - CyrilKeir
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(07/23/2014) [-]
#17 to #11 - swagfagit
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(07/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #35 to #17 - ninjalllama [OP]
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(07/23/2014) [-]
this was funnier then the content well played
#1 - argoniansrule
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(07/22/2014) [-]
truely, the greatest of templars, unfortunately a few weeks later the assassins discovered that "the templars" hang out at this bar, a couple more weeks pass, this guy gets poisoned by a new barkeep
User avatar #14 - thenewnuggubler
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(07/23/2014) [-]
"*********** stick"
My dad was stationed in cuba back in the mid nineties, and they were given riot sticks, basically just solid wood poles, about waist high Those things **** **** up . Anyways, he now only refers to it as a cubanbegood
#36 to #14 - anon
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Stationed in cuba from where?
User avatar #37 to #36 - thenewnuggubler
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(07/23/2014) [-]
I don't remember the details, I would assume somewhere around Guantanamo
#12 - mrpavelowgrimm
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(07/23/2014) [-]
"*********** stick" Is going to be the name of my weapon next D&D night.
#6 - aizeinstein
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(07/23/2014) [-]
**aizeinstein rolled image** It's been a while since I've laughed to 4chan stories, good job.
#18 - fallenpaladin
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(07/23/2014) [-]
mfw Vamps start business
User avatar #21 to #18 - musclezglassez
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(07/23/2014) [-]
where's this from? I MUST KNOW
User avatar #24 to #21 - eloog
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(07/23/2014) [-]
warhammer40k just reverse image search
User avatar #22 to #18 - happyfatkid
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Is she 'Sister's of Battle' or just another inquisitor? or both?
User avatar #30 to #22 - organiclead
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Definitely a Sister who works with the Inquisition. Don't think there are Sisters who become Inquisitors though.
User avatar #33 to #30 - happyfatkid
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Yea that's what I thought
User avatar #23 to #22 - eloog
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(07/23/2014) [-]
warhammer 40k, just reverse image search
#29 to #23 - demonlordmudkip
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(07/23/2014) [-]
He asked if she was a Sister of Battle or an Inquisitor. I think he knows what 40k is.
User avatar #16 - MoparMan
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(07/23/2014) [-]
"i wont be responsible for what happens next"

Uh. Yeah you are. You have fake teeth, not immunity.You ******* touch me and I'll have you detained for 48 hours after I kick your ass.