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Glorious

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Anonymous to (/ 13( leled) 13: No.
2 be a few months old
2 be chromosome 3
2 chilling in a cell
2 life is good
2 binding sites, transcription factors love binding sites
2 at a party in the nucleus
2 all other chromosomes are there
2 DNA replication into the room
2 ****** _ jpg
2 jaws drop left right and center
2 everyone wants this one
2 diffuses upto me, puts her binding site on my extended arm
2 no messing around, whispers "do you have recruitment factors?"
2 i do
2 recruitment factors get her into me
2 she starts unzipping my double helix
2 i feel little nucleotides rushing in
2 my mind is getting all foggy, cant believe this is happening
2 she starts sliding down my DNA molecule
2 she suddenly looks up
2 "Anon 3, theres something I have to tell me"
2 please not married, please not married
2 **** / pg
2 "And, and I dont think I can do this"
2 her demerited protein comes around
2 oh ****
2 defective protein
2 he lays into me
2 i start getting torn apart
2 spaghetti DNA everywhere
2 all other chromosomes are horrified
2 screaming in pain
2 keeps pulling me apart
2 the guy who owns the house gets involved
2 defective protein gets , finally
2 call an ambulance
2 DNA repair mechanism shows up eventually
2 ******* doctors **** up and mcspaghetti me incorrectly
2 mm
2 mm i am now cancer
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Submitted: 05/08/2013
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#7 - heafi (05/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Did....did I just learn how cells became cancer....on 4chan...from a joke?
#2 - sebastianth (05/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I really thought this was about down syndrome.
User avatar #22 - hasinvadedyou (05/09/2013) [-]
I stopped reading after the first few lines so my cells wont know how to make cancer and take me out
#13 - mckinkymcormic (05/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - shinnok (05/08/2013) [-]
"Anon 3, there's something I have to tell me"?
#10 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
mfw some of stuff in there is incorrect...molecular and cell biology major speaking here...
#21 to #20 - graphenz ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
As a great man once said: On the right side we have science and those who uses the accumulated science to construct marvelous things, on the other side we have the psychology and studies of the creative mind, or as I call it, the entertainment business.
User avatar #16 - rottens (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why did I imagine two cells at a party, being sexy and unzipping their clothes and **** ?
User avatar #26 to #16 - daentraya (05/09/2013) [-]
Because you want to touch yourself at night over this thought
#27 - swizzll (05/09/2013) [-]
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#19 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
i was imagining osmosis jones **** at first...
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