Glitter Pubes

#35 to #34 - queensparkles **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]

I don't like sex.

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#37 to #35 - lordoftheflies ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]

Asexual?

#38 to #37 - queensparkles **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]

Yeah. Kind of. I guess.

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#53 to #24 - omkarnmayur ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]

How the fuck does she "somehow" see it? were you just walking around naked or what???

#54 to #53 - queensparkles **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]

You ever get a boner in pajamas?

#57 to #54 - omkarnmayur ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]

what? but still! did it break through the cotton...

#60 to #57 - queensparkles **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]

It wasn't buttoned.

#48 to #24 - ICEDgrunge (02/06/2013) [-]

Hue glitterdick...

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#18 to #14 - pigbuttfoot (02/06/2013) [-]

We're waiting.

#83 to #14 - fivewordminimum (02/06/2013) [-]

Someone watches Bravest Warriors.

I like you.

#98 to #83 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]

GAS POWERED STICK!

#100 to #98 - fivewordminimum (02/06/2013) [-]

I have a few more gifs of the show, I could dump if you want them.

#102 to #100 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]

sure.

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#104 to #103 - fivewordminimum (02/06/2013) [-]

This might take a little while, they aren't all together.

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#107 to #106 - fivewordminimum (02/06/2013) [-]

40% sexier

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#115 to #113 - fivewordminimum (02/06/2013) [-]

This is me playing a fighting game.

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#118 to #116 - fivewordminimum (02/06/2013) [-]

Not a gif

#119 to #118 - fivewordminimum (02/06/2013) [-]

dance party

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#122 to #120 - fivewordminimum (02/06/2013) [-]

And this is the last one I'll be dumping.

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#121 to #120 - fivewordminimum (02/06/2013) [-]

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#105 to #104 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]

It'll be worth the wait.

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#5 - Imbtrtenu (02/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)

Easy counter, just say you put it on to see who was gay. Obviously the first one to look was checkin his dick out. Ergo, brand him a faggot.

#65 to #5 - N. Korean citizen (02/06/2013) [-]

Yeah, because the gay guy is so much more worthy of ridicule than the guy who bedazzles his pubes.

#31 to #5 - tias (02/06/2013) [-]

It would suck being the guy who bedazzled his crotch on the very first day in order to find out who was gay, though.

#32 to #31 - Imbtrtenu (02/06/2013) [-]

I mean you would have to be able to play it off. The right person would have to do it.

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#6 to #5 - gimmeyobabies (02/05/2013) [-]

Then he beats your scrawny freshman ass and rapes you to death. Nice one, Matt.

#7 to #6 - Imbtrtenu (02/05/2013) [-]

At least people will know he's gay then.

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#17 - nyrintriball (02/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)

That's when you turn the lights low, aim some lasers at your dick, and start spinning it around, and then be called "Disco balls"

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#61 to #17 - raquelian (02/06/2013) [-]

I laughed hard at Tosh.0, I laughed harder a the content, and I just pissed my pant with pure LOL at this comment, now I need to change my pants

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#78 - DCat (02/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)

I wouldn't be ashamed of being called Glitter-Dick. Then, at least I would have been known in High School...

#130 to #78 - dragonock (02/06/2013) [-]

I'm known as that pale hacker because I got the principle's email password and mailed some kids that school was cancelled the next day.

#124 to #78 - usmcoorah (02/06/2013) [-]

I'm not too familiar with that feel sir, but...I mean...heres some bacon. Be happy.

EAT THE BACON YOU WHORE.

#88 to #78 - mulehouse (02/06/2013) [-]

That, is sad.

#132 to #88 - sixsicsix (02/06/2013) [-]

this fucking gif, every damn time

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#92 to #78 - N. Korean citizen (02/06/2013) [-]

i was known as the kid who stabbed a kindergartner (when i actually was the kid who threatened and 8th grader with a knife when i was in 9th grade, faggot was snitching). anyway, be careful what you wish for

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#112 to #92 - stizz **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]

shut the fuck up

#95 to #92 - joanriversvagina (02/06/2013) [-]

i was known as the weird girl who got everyone's friends expelled.

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#99 - omegadynasty (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Edward Cullen the early years.

#141 to #99 - holycrapimacupcake (02/06/2013) [-]

The transformation was not complete.

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#77 - shinypokemans (02/06/2013) [-]

Don't be ashamed.

BE PROUD. OWN IT.

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#80 - smokerocks (02/06/2013) [-]

The comeback is: "Well thats what happens when you plow a stripper."

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#13 - anonymoose ONLINE (02/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)

Who the fuck wants to have glitter rubbed all over their body?

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#16 to #13 - twatmissile (02/06/2013) [-]

OP

#93 to #13 - joanriversvagina (02/06/2013) [-]

some girls who go to raves or parties or clubs like to use it. otherwise the only people who use it are 7 year old girls and strippers.

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#86 - thekittycommittee (02/06/2013) [-]

Mfw.

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#21 - iamphoenix (02/06/2013) [-]

They're just jealous because they didn't fuck a pixie.

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#64 - spacefield (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)

On the other hand. A lot of guys at my school earn the name glitter dick for getting glitter on the front of their pants while grinding at homecoming.

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#82 to #64 - anormalbrony (02/06/2013) [-]

the girls i danced with had NORMAL FUCKING DRESSES THAT DONT RUIN THE PANTS I WEAR TO FUNERALS. that flashy shit pisses the hell out of me

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#3 - tonkkax (02/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Whats wrong namok?

Can't look at two sayans making love?

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#25 to #3 - ohemgeezus (02/06/2013) [-]

Virginia, hanging out with little boys in spandex, I see.

#4 to #3 - N. Korean citizen (02/05/2013) [-]

i need an adult?!!?!

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#128 - thereisaguy (02/06/2013) [-]

Glitterdick is honestly an okay name in school. Besides I know it happens but still... all those dudes were staring at his dick.

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#55 - hakusprite (02/06/2013) [-]

THANKS FOR PUTTING THE PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE, OP.
YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED.

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#52 - vornic (02/06/2013) [-]

This how a problem like this can be fixed

#69 - Orlylox ONLINE (02/06/2013) [+] (10 replies)

Dat pic.

#70 to #69 - arigsxc (02/06/2013) [-]

is there more then 2 dragonzball pee's?

#72 to #70 - Orlylox ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]

Nope just the 2 for now.

#73 to #72 - arigsxc (02/06/2013) [-]

Where is this pic from then?

#74 to #73 - Orlylox ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]

The second one, when goku is crashing down on earth

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#126 to #96 - sgtpinchynipples (02/06/2013) [-]

MFW

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#75 to #74 - arigsxc (02/06/2013) [-]

oh shit haha damn. I always turn it off after roshi says his shit must have missed that guy haha thanks man. mfw i missed that face and its pretty fun. mfw thumbs for the info to u kind sir

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#90 to #76 - joanriversvagina (02/06/2013) [-]

overly attached shaneequa

#66 - selfdenyingbeggar (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)

If it had glitter in it, wouldn't it have been painful to fap with it?

#91 to #66 - joanriversvagina (02/06/2013) [-]

i have to question why anyone would even have glitter gel unless they're a 7 year old girl or a raver.

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