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User avatar #18 - KINGOFTHESTARS (06/08/2013) [-]
>be me 17
>in my car with now ex gf
>fixin to have sex for first time
>pull out my black dick
>move towards insertion into ex
>pause
>think about all the dudes shes ****** (shes a ho)
>contine to insert
> feelsgood jpg.
User avatar #42 to #18 - paintplayer (06/08/2013) [-]
>pull out my black dick

Opens high quality leather briefcase
Inside are different dicks of all colors
Selects black dick
Screws threaded base of dick into threaded receptor above nuts
"Alright, ready for my date."
User avatar #19 to #18 - KINGOFTHESTARS (06/08/2013) [-]
also. my car got totaled last night.
drunk driver ran a red light and hit the car turning it into paper.
im unscaved and lucky to be on fj another day

... I miss that car.. so many memories
User avatar #23 to #19 - brettyoke ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Hit and run?
User avatar #27 to #23 - KINGOFTHESTARS (06/08/2013) [-]
Nah. His car flipped like a roach.
These guys released him because my dirty south jail apparently has a broken b.a.c scanner
It will take about 30 days to process his bloodwork
#154 to #27 - mikoli (06/08/2013) [-]
Just good to know you're OK sweetie.
Just good to know you're OK sweetie.
#41 to #27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/08/2013) [-]
.... 30 days? that's ******** , man
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