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bback in high school
gnasty decides she wants to play football
mmom threatens to sue school if she isnt allowed to
sshe is made into rrd string punter (lel)
want punt ball for shit
reps at practice
mmom threatens to sue school for not letting her participate
Roaches put her out there
sshe punts ball
oour returner actually get ball with full head of steam because running in for it so hard
shreaks through hole
funnything between him and endzone is her
even tryto make a more or burn to the outside
abosolutely fucking bulldozes her
up lowers his head and puts helmet to
sshe is laying on ground crying
amother runs onto field
astards screaming in the coaches face
Threatening to sue the coach
ssaying that she will sue the school and get him fired
Scotch laughs right in hamface
and mom leave the field
sshe never returned
lawsuit" gets laughed out ofcours
One of my favorite HS football memories. Her mom raised up such a storm for them to let her participate, and then the first time she steps into a live drill she gets destroyed.
And then her mom had the audacity to be pissed.
My coach laughing in her moms face on the field was one of the most glorious things I have ever witnessed.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - demandsgayversion
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They should've turned her down for not being built for football, not for being a girl, that's just dumb. I'd rather have a buff girl on my team than a skinny dude, I hope they turn down skinny dudes for the team, too.
#49 to #3 - DanLacasky
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I played against a girl in high school. She was actually pretty attractive too. She played *snicker* Tight End. She was fast and could catch, but couldn't block for anything
User avatar #35 to #3 - baditch
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I am a skinny dude and i can confirm this.
User avatar #6 to #3 - Mahazama
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They can say they are turning her down for X reason, but Superbitchmom will cite gender discrimination.
#5 to #3 - anaklusmos
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Some of those skinny dudes are so fast and agile it's scary. That being said, the moment they get hit, it's like putting a corvette up against a monster truck.
User avatar #14 to #5 - pheonixinstinct
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as a skinny 6 ft ****** a can vouch for this fact
User avatar #33 to #14 - dillard1
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As a 6'3" 150 pound Defensive end... I lead the team in sacks
User avatar #43 to #33 - demandsgayversion
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Of course you lead the team in sacks, you're the defensive end. You only have 1 person to really compete with for that title: the other defensive end.
User avatar #115 to #43 - dillard1
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I was a Quarterback on the other side of the ball so basically it was only because I was faster than all the lineman
#50 to #33 - DanLacasky
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dude thats skinny. I was a 6'2'', 250 pound DE
User avatar #68 to #50 - tbells
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I am a 5'10, 290 lbs DT. Being short sucks but definitely has its advantages.
User avatar #16 to #5 - mrthezho
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I think that goes for some girls too.
#48 - hypex
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>be like a year ago
>17 y/o in class and whatnot
>new student
>hurray.jpg
>socially awkward skinny little faggot wearing a fedora... you know the type
>"hai gaise.. my name is dubaine"
>i snicker because lol, silly name
>he gets a complete rage fit and yells to me "ITS FRENSHH YOU DUMMY"
>wat.jpg
>forward one week
>it is now obvious that this dude has absolutely no social experience whatsoever/autistic
>WINTER IS COMING.jpg
>snow, snow everywhere
>skiing in gym class, yay Norwegian culture ******** whatever
>this dude literally made it about 50 meters before collapsing and moaning the rest of the trip "ughh im tireeddd"
>the trip was optional
>mfw

will post more stories of retard dubaine if anyone wants any
#85 to #48 - duracellkaninen
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LOL! Norway! I'm from Norway! **** yes, so much win. Heia Norge! Wooooohoooo GO NORWAY!
LOL! Norway! I'm from Norway! **** yes, so much win. Heia Norge! Wooooohoooo GO NORWAY!
#77 to #48 - ehzio
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User avatar #52 to #48 - explore
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More.
#55 to #52 - hypex
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ill do the latest one

>computer class
>everyone go do a paper of your choice! any subject goes! (obviously teacher was unprepared for what hilarious **** would ensue)
>i pick subject of gaming addiction because lol play too many games and its a good excuse for more gaming
>dubaine picks
>guess it
>brony fandom
>this is the fandom that enjoys clopping etc, not like "oh yeah i watched that, good storyline and stuff" but like "HEY HAVE YOU WATCHED MLP YET? ITS AWESOME LOVE AND TOLERATE LALALALAL"
>not even closet brony by this stage
>teachers face when presentation time
>mfw presentation
>entire CLASS's face when presentation
>after finishing the with what "taste" the different horses vaginas would taste like (apparently the orange small one would taste of chicken..) he walked back to his seat and looked more happy than a 3 yearold that just got a balloon
>everyone now calls him "***********"
>3 days later
>teacher with a huge ass grin on his face announces to class that dubaine/*********** now has been diagnosed with a heavy case of autism and must treat him nice
>mfw
>class' face when
>teachers face when
#56 to #55 - explore
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MFW that story.
#117 to #55 - hypex
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pikininja mycatislookingatme icecreamonnips yuihirasawa uzzwick spankidanki tripflys ilovehitler lnyanchl razorhawkzor krakalakin and everyone else that wanted more..

>2 months ago
>dubaine walks in to the classroom like 2 hours late with the biggest grin on his face
>ismelltrolls.jpg
>later that day, didnt think of it that much
>computer class again.. yaaaaay
>dubaine's grin grows larger and larger as class is imminent
>everyone turns on computers
>EVERY SINGLE BACKGROUND PICTURE IS SET TO FURRY
>not like some good **** that gets posted on /furry/ but obvious amateur **** that looks like its been made by a 12 year old with a crayon
>he lets loose his insane laughter sounding like a goat getting ****** with a frozen metal pogo stick
>teacher fw and we could hear a low "for ***** sake.." coming from him
>"now everyone set your screensaver back to normal, dubaine come with me"
>principals office
>dude got expelled for a week
>lulz and wut's where had
User avatar #122 to #117 - ilovehitler
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Oh god, this is just glorious.
User avatar #120 to #117 - lnyanchl
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Hypex I love you and greentext stories.
Will you marry me?
User avatar #119 to #117 - mycatislookingatme
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Oh my god.

I don't know if I love this kid or want to kill him.
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#72 to #55 - razorhawkzor
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User avatar #93 to #55 - uzzwick
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post these as content!
#96 to #93 - yuihirasawa **User deleted account**
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#81 to #55 - spankidanki
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oh god i need moar!
oh god i need moar!
User avatar #73 to #55 - lnyanchl
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Hypex, you magnificent bastard. More!
#71 to #55 - krakalakin
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MORE!
User avatar #110 to #55 - pikininja
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While reading this, I made the weirdest laugh that my cat tried to eat my foot. Please post more. c':
User avatar #108 to #55 - mycatislookingatme
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I have no words.
#102 to #55 - anon id: fd94ffca
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I have a hard time believing that a teacher would just sit there as a student described the taste of horse vag. I'm gonna have to call ********.
User avatar #100 to #55 - icecreamonnips
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i love you
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User avatar #74 to #55 - ilovehitler
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more please!
User avatar #70 to #55 - jacencaedus
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god dammit, it's brony's like that, that give bronies like me a bad name, I mean, if they want to clop, fine, that's their choice, but for the love of god keep it to the privacy of their own house, the majority of us are here trying to seem semi-normal, then there's this asshole just saying "NOPE all of us do it"

Sorry for the rant, needed to get that out of my system
User avatar #66 to #55 - garaichu
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There's... There's someone like that within the country..?
I'm scared.
#61 to #55 - anon id: aa155f5b
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moar
#60 to #55 - psykojet
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#83 to #55 - zomaru
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See, this is the kinda **** that makes us look bad.
User avatar #98 to #83 - DisgruntledTomato
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No, you make yourselves look bad.
User avatar #91 to #83 - ButtonFly
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To be fair, he did state that Dubiane picked the obnoxious part of the fandom, not the part that simply enjoys it for the sake of enjoying it.
User avatar #92 to #91 - zomaru
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Ya, but what we know as the annoying part other people just think of as the entire part.
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#103 to #86 - anon id: fd94ffca
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The only difference between bronies and the rest of the world is that bronies are in a group, therefore able to be generalized. There are a billion weird, annoying, creepy as **** autismal people out there.
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#90 to #86 - morstactica
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I wish I was still a brony but I just couldn't even SE3.
I wish I was still a brony but I just couldn't even SE3.
#88 to #86 - zomaru
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True, I one maxed out a 3 threads of MLP Gore with another person because I was board.....
True, I one maxed out a 3 threads of MLP Gore with another person because I was board.....
User avatar #123 to #88 - ilovehitler
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Neat. Good gore or just cheaply made gore which was solely made to get people angry?
User avatar #124 to #123 - zomaru
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I only use the best.
User avatar #54 to #48 - iwebby
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pls more i need it to skii
#59 to #48 - pikininja
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You get to ski in GYM CLASS? I ******* want your life.
You get to ski in GYM CLASS? I ******* want your life.
#53 to #48 - normannj
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NORWAY!!!   
either way, im suprised the french dude knew english...
NORWAY!!!
either way, im suprised the french dude knew english...
User avatar #39 - iamthethree
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I used to be a really good amateur boxer but i got a solid story
>15 years old white boy
>coach thinks i could be a prospect for the Olympic team
>coach wants to send me away places for training
>decides to send me to a super ghetto boxing gym in the us
>Everyone is black
>at first intimidated but get to be friends with some of them
>ghetto boxing coach "time for sparing"
>uh oh
> i get in the boxing ring made of *******
>im in first with big nig
>this guy litterally fought like a monkey
>huge arm swings
>i just keep sneaking in counter punchs
>after around 2 rounds i gave the big nig a split lip and bloody nose
>"HE BE BEATIN JERMANE UP"
>big nig loses it and he runs at me
>Me being me i saw my oppurtinuty and threw the heaviest right i could
>i could feel his jaw click
>he falls like a tree
>ghetto coach "thats enough sparing for you tonight"
>go back to temporary home feeling like a tough guy
And gentlemen thats how i beat up a ******
User avatar #94 to #39 - moosified
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******* can't fight for ****. That is why they travel in packs and carry weapons everywhere.
#109 to #39 - iheartidiots
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#44 to #39 - hypex
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and now you got street cred too!
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#34 - brenton
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Comment Picture
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User avatar #12 - fargone
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I almost feel bad for the girl because probably the only reason she was on the team was because her mom gave her that ******** "you can do whatever you want and I'll support you". If you're not built for football, you shouldn't play. Just because you want to do something doesn't mean you get to ignore the prerequisites.
#37 to #12 - goobyman
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Wherever I go   
the bread stares at me   
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Wherever I go
the bread stares at me
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
#21 - compchomp
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>Be Grade 10
>5,7 140lbs
>Starting CB
>We're up by 4 TDs
>Coach puts me on defensive line for ***** and gigs
>Don't do complete **** but still pretty bad.
>**** you coach
MFW
#28 - thesuperhanz
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>Be 14   
>on ********* football team in league   
>right wing   
>we lose most games 10 goals+ down   
>score 5 goals in whole season   
>am top scorer for team   
>MFW   
>but honestly it was awful
>Be 14
>on ********* football team in league
>right wing
>we lose most games 10 goals+ down
>score 5 goals in whole season
>am top scorer for team
>MFW
>but honestly it was awful
User avatar #32 to #28 - dillard1
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Oh... They were talking about American Football
User avatar #47 to #28 - tehbomb
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>Play soccer for 8 straight years from when i was 6
>******* useless ******** on my team
>Lose every single game for 8 years
>Team never changed, not even one person
>Coach is some volunteer ******** with, of course, a kid on the team
>Naturally makes the kid captain even though he's a suckup piece of **** player
>I ******* quit after 8 years of ********
>MFW Bitemston is 9000 times better than that piece of **** game
User avatar #76 to #28 - albinodogcrap
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>Be me
>Play soccer for 2 years
>Turn 7
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User avatar #27 to #25 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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Yeah....you need to put more attention in that class.