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Girl tries to play football

bback in high school
gnasty decides she wants to play football
mmom threatens to sue school if she isnt allowed to
sshe is made into rrd string punter (lel)
want punt ball for ****
reps at practice
mmom threatens to sue school for not letting her participate
Roaches put her out there
sshe punts ball
oour returner actually get ball with full head of steam because running in for it so hard
shreaks through hole
funnything between him and endzone is her
even tryto make a more or burn to the outside
abosolutely ******* bulldozes her
up lowers his head and puts helmet to
sshe is laying on ground crying
amother runs onto field
astards screaming in the coaches face
Threatening to sue the coach
ssaying that she will sue the school and get him fired
Scotch laughs right in hamface
and mom leave the field
sshe never returned
lawsuit" gets laughed out ofcours
One of my favorite HS football memories. Her mom raised up such a storm for them to let her participate, and then the first time she steps into a live drill she gets destroyed.
And then her mom had the audacity to be pissed.
My coach laughing in her moms face on the field was one of the most glorious things I have ever witnessed.
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User avatar #3 - demandsgayversion (03/03/2013) [+] (11 replies)
They should've turned her down for not being built for football, not for being a girl, that's just dumb. I'd rather have a buff girl on my team than a skinny dude, I hope they turn down skinny dudes for the team, too.
#48 - hypex ONLINE (03/03/2013) [+] (45 replies)
>be like a year ago
>17 y/o in class and whatnot
>new student
>socially awkward skinny little faggot wearing a fedora... you know the type
>"hai gaise.. my name is dubaine"
>i snicker because lol, silly name
>he gets a complete rage fit and yells to me "ITS FRENSHH YOU DUMMY"
>forward one week
>it is now obvious that this dude has absolutely no social experience whatsoever/autistic
>snow, snow everywhere
>skiing in gym class, yay Norwegian culture ******** whatever
>this dude literally made it about 50 meters before collapsing and moaning the rest of the trip "ughh im tireeddd"
>the trip was optional

will post more stories of retard dubaine if anyone wants any
#55 to #52 - hypex ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
ill do the latest one

>computer class
>everyone go do a paper of your choice! any subject goes! (obviously teacher was unprepared for what hilarious **** would ensue)
>i pick subject of gaming addiction because lol play too many games and its a good excuse for more gaming
>dubaine picks
>guess it
>brony fandom
>this is the fandom that enjoys clopping etc, not like "oh yeah i watched that, good storyline and stuff" but like "HEY HAVE YOU WATCHED MLP YET? ITS AWESOME LOVE AND TOLERATE LALALALAL"
>not even closet brony by this stage
>teachers face when presentation time
>mfw presentation
>entire CLASS's face when presentation
>after finishing the with what "taste" the different horses vaginas would taste like (apparently the orange small one would taste of chicken..) he walked back to his seat and looked more happy than a 3 yearold that just got a balloon
>everyone now calls him " *********** "
>3 days later
>teacher with a huge ass grin on his face announces to class that dubaine/ *********** now has been diagnosed with a heavy case of autism and must treat him nice
>class' face when
>teachers face when
User avatar #39 - iamthethree (03/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I used to be a really good amateur boxer but i got a solid story
>15 years old white boy
>coach thinks i could be a prospect for the Olympic team
>coach wants to send me away places for training
>decides to send me to a super ghetto boxing gym in the us
>Everyone is black
>at first intimidated but get to be friends with some of them
>ghetto boxing coach "time for sparing"
>uh oh
> i get in the boxing ring made of *******
>im in first with big nig
>this guy litterally fought like a monkey
>huge arm swings
>i just keep sneaking in counter punchs
>after around 2 rounds i gave the big nig a split lip and bloody nose
>big nig loses it and he runs at me
>Me being me i saw my oppurtinuty and threw the heaviest right i could
>i could feel his jaw click
>he falls like a tree
>ghetto coach "thats enough sparing for you tonight"
>go back to temporary home feeling like a tough guy
And gentlemen thats how i beat up a ******
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User avatar #12 - fargone (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I almost feel bad for the girl because probably the only reason she was on the team was because her mom gave her that ******** "you can do whatever you want and I'll support you". If you're not built for football, you shouldn't play. Just because you want to do something doesn't mean you get to ignore the prerequisites.
#21 - compchomp (03/03/2013) [-]
>Be Grade 10
>5,7 140lbs
>Starting CB
>We're up by 4 TDs
>Coach puts me on defensive line for ***** and gigs
>Don't do complete **** but still pretty bad.
> **** you coach
#28 - thesuperhanz (03/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Be 14   
>on 						*********					 football team in league   
>right wing   
>we lose most games 10 goals+ down   
>score 5 goals in whole season   
>am top scorer for team   
>but honestly it was awful
>Be 14
>on ********* football team in league
>right wing
>we lose most games 10 goals+ down
>score 5 goals in whole season
>am top scorer for team
>but honestly it was awful
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User avatar #27 to #25 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (03/03/2013) [-] need to put more attention in that class.
#18 - bitchplzzz (03/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - bokkos ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
I played with a girl for 3 years for highs school football. She played DB, and holy hell did you not want to be a receiver against her.
#75 - sphinxe (03/03/2013) [-]
too many football words I don't understand   
why didn't they all stop for 						*******					 tea and crumpets
too many football words I don't understand

why didn't they all stop for ******* tea and crumpets
#1 - thefirstporkchop (03/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
and this is why women should stay out of some things that only men should do. Call me a misogynistic asshole, but its truth...
User avatar #13 to #4 - Sanguinarian (03/03/2013) [-]
I think you both are being ridiculous, I know several women who could probably give you two, some NFL and professional Bodybuilders a run for your money in the strength and endurance of physical labor. Just like there are a LOT of male psychologists who do a better job than female psychologists (I've helped my friends with their emotional problems better than their therapists). It isn't one gender or the other. It is every individual person, and what they are good at. So while it is true that a majority of males do physical labor while a majority of females do emotional careers, it is most likely a factor of things are just starting to change, and that our mindsets are "sexist". I don't think everyone is actually sexist but everyone (females included) are just so used to the comfort of females are meant for this, while men are meant for that, that stepping out of those boundaries is a new and partially terrifying concept. So, while you two are partially right, it's more that women aren't striving to be able to do that kind of physical work, and that most men who are emotional and work in those kinds of fields are viewed as "gay" and as such are scared to lower themselves to that. It's all subjective. Humans as a race, are capable of many amazing feats, but we are limited by our thoughts and society's views.

tl;dr - You are both right and wrong.
User avatar #82 - albinodogcrap (03/03/2013) [-]
>Be 9
>Going to play football for first time
>Have a really good arm for my age
>Am excited to try out for quarterback
>Coach's son is quarterback
>Immediately put me on D-line because I'm tall
>Fat brown kids eat me alive
> **** you coach
#78 - ArtifactMind (03/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I had a girl in my school that plays Football too.
I'll tell you the story.
> Like three years ago.
>I'm just a social awkward loner
>Have decent friends who **** over things like tards do.
>In class for theatre
>Has to do improv *****
>Friends get picked
>I don't get to do it with them
>Friends hatched a plan.
>Sex robots improv
> **** friend directs whole thing.
>Tard friend and soulless friend act out
>Soulless slips and fall
>tard friend reverse cowboy ginger in robot way
>class fw in most horrify possible laughters i've ever saw
>cut scene
#87 to #79 - morstactica (03/03/2013) [-]
U wot m8.
User avatar #67 - Saint (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Nothing against the homosexual community, but I completely and totally despise dykes who feel like they need to be overly assertive.
User avatar #20 - iforgetwhattosay (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this is why i don't play football. i think it's fun, i'm a good runner, i'm decent at catching, but **** if i came in contact with an actual defender, i would cease to exist.
#19 - giggitygantz (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I had this monster of a girl on our team in drills she demolished everyone and first game she tackle this receiver so hard he had to be taken out on a stretcher.
#7 - mattymc (03/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
when i was in high school, one of the teams we always played against had a girl on it (we mustve been the same age cuz we played her at least three times) she had to be 5'3" 140 tops yet she played on the line and it always baffled me as to why someone would do that
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