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Anonymous 12/ 31/ ) No.
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at grandfather' s house for thanksgiving
somehow gets his hands on 2 ghost pepper
plants
skives us both ofthem
ea little less than a month passes
and I start making furyeagle batch
for Christmas
woth plants are still healthy
wet an idea
mmake some ghost pepper extract
wot a little in theberry seasoning
pnly like a drop orowo because it' s so hot
mmake special piece for kid I hate (his name was Nick)
we seasoning, just extract
we day alter Christmas break
lifting starts for football
wring bag of regularneega, and the special piece
swam all my friends, and my coach finds out
we hates Nick as much as me so he doesn' t care
pstart handing out all theberry
shtick is a ******* Hardass
measily 315 pounds at 15 years old
biomes waddling over in typical land whale fashion
wegs me for a piece like he hasn' t eaten in a month
swarm him to watch out because it' s a little spicy
tootally disregards my warning and eats the whole piece at once
Mme along with the entire weight room start laughing
we looks around all confused
WHAT THE **** ARE YOU ALL LAUGHING ATE?"
we starts sweating
rafter a few seconds he starts screaming and falls to the :) or
Hm laughing so hard I' m about to throw up
we gets up and runs into the locker room to the
we slips on the tile in the hallway and hits his head on the :) or
wow laughing so hard I' m scared I' m going to pass out
we lays there and screams while I gather myself enough to finish my lift
west day
calls me into his office
beliefes story I tell him about that piece slipping in that bag by mistake
nick didn' t **** with anybody anymore
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#2 - booped (12/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Nick's FW
Nick's FW
User avatar #6 - vegituh (12/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
water won't help
#22 - yyssjyrsyjsjy (01/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I thought this would end with Santa.

Ya know with his name being nick, him being fat, and Christmas day.
User avatar #3 - milomcrobbie (12/31/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I genuinely know who this is, and now see how exaggerated stories get on /b/. Wow.
User avatar #13 to #12 - milomcrobbie (12/31/2013) [-]
Basically what I just said. At my school there's a dude called Nick who doesn't really do bad stuff, it's just that he's really annoying and dickish in attitude. Never shares stuff,complains whatever. But basically just gave him peppers, he started like screaming at our local park where 6th formers hang out, everybody laughed and he raged - Fin
#37 - skiskate (01/03/2014) [-]
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#26 - Dwarf (01/01/2014) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at (untitled) ** And you expect me to believe he never messed with anybody again because he ate a spicy piece of meat? 			********		.
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at (untitled) ** And you expect me to believe he never messed with anybody again because he ate a spicy piece of meat? ******** .
#23 - anonymous (01/01/2014) [-]
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Nick's FW
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