Get Shrek'd. . e chich ( Wed) 17: 49 Na 13674 twerking at McDonald' s asks for big mac Hays to hold the onions spat onions in it anyway in it for disrespecting
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Get Shrek'd

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e chich ( Wed) 17: 49 Na 13674
twerking at McDonald' s
asks for big mac
Hays to hold the onions
spat onions in it anyway
in it for disrespecting smelt
sees me spit in his burger
to manager
met fired an the spot
age home
spray to smelt
ttell him what happened atwood
shear a whisper
dont worry, your problems will be ogre soon"
awake up next day
uturn an the news
fstory an a double homicide
mmy ex manager and the customer were the victims
says both were beaten to death with an onion
shear another faint whisper
they should' checked themselves before they shrewd themselves"
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Submitted: 11/06/2013
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#6 - flamesinfire (11/07/2013) [-]

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a ******
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a ****
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
#7 to #6 - flamesinfire (11/07/2013) [-]
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
User avatar #4 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Shrek is love, Shrek is life - PART 3
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User avatar #2 - flemmi (11/07/2013) [-]
Ogres are like onions, they make you cry!
#1 - ninjahorsee (11/07/2013) [-]
We'll never know where he will strike next
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