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i Anonymous 12/ 31/ 15( Thu) 23: 28: 36 No. 660650487
Please spread mists save someone from
being injured.
Some fascists in Germany have placed stickers saying
No Chance For Islam" m Lampposts and when you try to
remove it, the razor Muck behind it slices up your hand.
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i Anonymou 12/ 31/ 15( Thu) 23: 34: 40 blo. 660651378
All stuffed in German engineering never ceases to
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#167 - ohemgeezus [OP](01/02/2016) [+] (10 replies)
stickied by ohemgeezus
I'd like to thank bladeboy for linking me to the place I get all these spicy posts
I'd like to thank all my fans who thumb me up
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#5 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
I think most of the time it won't be angry islamists tearing down the flyers, but rather some guy who gets payed peanuts to keep the city clean.
User avatar #263 to #5 - pickanickname (01/02/2016) [-]
GG ANON MAKE UR THUMBS TO 911, you are currently 811
User avatar #43 to #5 - lmOldGreg ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Some low income immigrant..
#72 to #43 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Who is doing a necessary job, unlike certain people,
User avatar #136 to #72 - natemose (01/02/2016) [-]
Still, hits the group of people they were going for i guess
#182 to #136 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Considering the Islamic immigrants currently pouring into those European nations very purposefully passed by nations that didn't give them all sorts of welfare...I doubt they plan on doing much working.
#225 to #182 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
My country has a pretty decent welfare system, a refugees here tend to have really high rates of entrepreneurship and small business ownership. The vast majority are grateful for the opportunity to not have to live in a warzone and want to give back to society in my experience
User avatar #201 to #182 - qonetwothreefive (01/02/2016) [-]
And those that don't do **** get passed off, which is how it is supposed to be done according to the government, i don't know if they really do that though
I've met more than enough immigrants who speak at least a bit german already, are trying to get jobs and everything
So even if i'll get **** from some assholes i'm going to say: no, not every immigrant is a ********
#247 to #182 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Stop crying like a baby, and instead pf blaming that on immigrants, blame it on your governments officilas who want to imoprt cheap labor. use your brain a little
#257 to #182 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
If you were leaving your bombed to **** homecountry, would you rather go to Greece or Germany?
#141 to #136 - Jowi (01/02/2016) [-]
Unlikely the immigrants will be Muslim
User avatar #142 to #141 - natemose (01/02/2016) [-]
Pretty sure these kinds of people just hate immigrants in general.
User avatar #153 to #43 - goddamnwizard (01/02/2016) [-]
Dude, I don't know why you're getting red thumbs. People on FJ don't understand satire any more. Anyone with half a brain should understand that that was a joke, not a sincere comment.
User avatar #156 to #153 - lmOldGreg ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I would have said it was a joke but the bitter fj userbase would have probably thumbed that down too.
User avatar #220 to #156 - melwach (01/02/2016) [-]
If there is a slight chance for your comment to be taken serious, it will be.
User avatar #272 to #220 - lmOldGreg ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Even though its just internet and it doesn't matter I still feel it's a form of intellectual prostitution by deleting stuff. Pretty cringey if anything.
User avatar #146 to #5 - canyou (01/02/2016) [-]
User avatar #189 to #146 - reginleif ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
:/
#92 to #5 - raisinbeuponhim (01/02/2016) [-]
As far is i am aware thouse kind of posters are actually tolerated and won't be cut off.
With the exeption with actuall muslims who got offended or politcly correct morons who got triggered.
Because **** like this happens more often than you would think - right mostly with football related topics were two opossite fan groups are ******** on each other. But still.
#199 to #92 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Its still not okay to have your ******* hand sliced open. No matter if its a fascist, or the "PC" crow.
#287 to #199 - raisinbeuponhim (01/03/2016) [-]
It's still pretty funny though. Besides that the hand slicing part can easily be avoided by , you know not tearing off thouse posters? Just food for thought.
User avatar #234 to #92 - blackmageewizardt ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Perfect way to get them banned with razors
#288 to #234 - raisinbeuponhim (01/03/2016) [-]
This has been now going on for more than a decade. And if not even Merkel with her PC brigade banned it , then there is a high chance nobody will be doing it soon.
Besides that making people slicing off their hands is illegal in the first place.

User avatar #139 to #5 - advice (01/02/2016) [-]
the angry islamists probably can't even read german.
#26 to #5 - robuntu (01/01/2016) [-]
In Germany? It's probably a pensioned city worker.
#13 to #5 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
Fascists truly are a forward-thinking people that have always have the German work force in mind.
#25 to #5 - vladi (01/01/2016) [-]
Für Deutschland!
#195 to #25 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
What kind of joke are you making here?
#218 to #195 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Elephants like peanuts
User avatar #217 to #195 - tacticalhog (01/02/2016) [-]
im confused too, vladi usually posts only putin photos
#219 to #217 - vladi (01/02/2016) [-]
Putin AND German elephants with brooms, you should know that by now.
User avatar #6 - kalimah ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
On what do people use those types of razors?
#84 to #6 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
I use them to apply thermal paste to pc.
Mechanic roommate uses them for car **** that i dont understand
#97 to #84 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
I use them for scraping old gaskets off, to make mating surfaces really clean and smooth so they won't leak.
#171 to #97 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**>mating surfaces
#7 to #6 - anythingoes (01/01/2016) [-]
What seems like a "single razor" is actually two, you split them in the middle horizontally.
#16 to #7 - tapeboy (01/01/2016) [-]
You are wrong.
User avatar #19 to #16 - besle (01/01/2016) [-]
Well he is not wrong, a razor like the one he pictured can be split horizontally that enables you to equip a razor blade and lock it in place.
#169 to #19 - tapeboy (01/02/2016) [-]
You are also wrong.
#170 to #19 - tapeboy (01/02/2016) [-]
that's a straight razor I'd like to see anyone try to split it horizontally.
User avatar #150 to #7 - derpingthederps (01/02/2016) [-]
They're called shavettes
#168 to #20 - tapeboy (01/02/2016) [-]
but you don't break the blade in half to put it in that thing you ******* retard. Straight razors are classically one solid piece of metal riveted to a bone, ivory or wooden handle that do in fact fold on the rivet for safe transportation and storage. I have never once seen an example of a safety razor being broken in half to be used in a device, it's ******* ludicrous to think that's the intended application.
User avatar #8 to #7 - kalimah ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
its just that it has that pattern on it and i never saw that on a....razor? the thing in your picture
#10 to #8 - anythingoes (01/01/2016) [-]
the pattern is what hold the blade in place inside the razor, 's all.
User avatar #23 to #6 - echsa (01/01/2016) [-]
i saw a vid where a woman put one of those on their tounge and french kissed another but i don't recomment it to immitate it
User avatar #87 to #23 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
I'd do it with you <3
#94 to #87 - echsa (01/02/2016) [-]
GIF
with you? i'd love to
User avatar #246 to #235 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Why do you have that
User avatar #249 to #246 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
I-I don't.... I googled it I swear!
User avatar #250 to #249 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I choose to believe you for the sake of keeping what sanity I have left
User avatar #252 to #251 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
NO
#254 to #252 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
You're not sure
Ok i'll give you a few minutes to think about it....
User avatar #259 to #254 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
fuccboi
#260 to #259 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
I-I'm not that kind of guy! Please stop!
#261 to #260 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
You can not escape.
User avatar #9 to #6 - thediamondhack (01/01/2016) [-]
on their hands
#17 to #6 - nywrestler (01/01/2016) [-]
It goes inside of a single blade razor like this. You twist it and the top opens up and you can drop one of those razors inside. Its an older style razor that people use to shave their face, my dad still uses one of these.
#11 to #6 - inquisition (01/01/2016) [-]
Safety razors
User avatar #22 to #11 - guanyu (01/01/2016) [-]
kind of ironic
User avatar #27 to #22 - mrhaihoang (01/01/2016) [-]
it was much safer compare to the other choice back then (straight razor)
User avatar #100 to #27 - trolljunkusa (01/02/2016) [-]
Eh even now they're pretty damn safe

I've never cut myself using one as my go to shaving tool, however when I go on vacation I bring disposables and I usually cut myself once or twice

Don't get me started on straight razors though

>Have pimple on chin
>Go over it with straight razor
>No more pimple
>No more jaw
#243 to #11 - adak (01/02/2016) [-]
Or a shavette.
User avatar #1 - fatsigurd (01/01/2016) [-]
I'm not exactly fond of Islam, but this is just low.
#184 to #1 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
I agree.

They should have passed out free immigrant skin whitening lotion, filled with deadly poison...
#4 to #1 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
*genius
Almost as funny as gluing razor blades to monkey bars and stuff in the kids playground.
User avatar #46 to #4 - thesecretbear (01/02/2016) [-]
That's edgy. In more ways than one.
User avatar #39 to #1 - severepwner (01/01/2016) [-]
To tear down other people's posters and restrict freedom of speech?

Yeah that is low.
#98 to #39 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Twisting the "freedon of speech" phrase to fit with your ideals is not preaching about freedon... it's being an egocentric prick
User avatar #104 to #98 - severepwner (01/02/2016) [-]
I'm not twisting it. According to you, freedom of speech is only applicable if it suits you apparently.
User avatar #112 to #104 - deathweaver (01/02/2016) [-]
Freedom of speech = Government cannot do anything to restrict what you say, but it does not protect you from the consequences or actions of other people.
User avatar #113 to #112 - severepwner (01/02/2016) [-]
Yes it does.

If someone assaults you, murders you, or vandalizes your property because of something you said, they are still going to get prosecuted to the full extent of the law. That does not change no matter what you said prior. People don't get pardons from attacking people because the victim in question had a disagreeable opinion.
User avatar #114 to #113 - deathweaver (01/02/2016) [-]
That's a different charge, they are not arrested because they restricted your speech, but because they assaulted/vandalized.

In a minor case, if someone put up a poster and someone else tore it down, the person who tore it down can't be arrested on any charges.
User avatar #116 to #114 - severepwner (01/02/2016) [-]
Umm except vandalism of a person's posters?
User avatar #123 to #116 - deathweaver (01/02/2016) [-]
Taking down a poster is not illegal, just as long as it is not on private property.

Even so, if you stood on a public road and started going off on how jews are evil, and someone tells you to shut up, that person is trying to restrict your speech, but is not illegal. It's also a form of free speech in counter-argument.

Either way, it's conduct, not content. Doing stuff like putting razorblades behind a poster with the intent to harm is criminal behavior, and police can intervene.
User avatar #124 to #123 - severepwner (01/02/2016) [-]
There are lot of things that aren't illegal but are generally ****** things to do. Like taking down posters just because you disagree with them.

It's pretty safe to say the only ones who are going to get cut, are people that took it upon themselves to get involved and vandalize the poster. If no one touches the poster, nothing happens.
User avatar #129 to #124 - deathweaver (01/02/2016) [-]
I mean, razorblading people who disagree with you is also pretty ****** .

If the guy just put the poster up without razorblades, nothing harmful happens.
User avatar #131 to #129 - severepwner (01/02/2016) [-]
Besides vandalism of the person's poster. That happens.
#241 to #131 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Are you retarded or some **** ?
>Hey let me put this poster up on this post without the owner's acceptance
>HEY! how dare you damage my poster without my acceptance?
Removing vandalism is not vandalism, it's called cleaning.
User avatar #237 to #131 - blackmageewizardt ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Here we see the typical /pol/ faggattp justefy harmful behaviour towards people for brain dead reason while they think they know how free speach works.
#133 to #124 - revelent ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Yes, you know what else is pretty ****** ? Attaching razor blades to your poster so that whoever disagreed enough to take it down gets physically harmed. Let's not pretend whoever does **** like this is not an even worse asshole than whoever tears the poster down. Also, usually it's not vandalizing if it's posted on public property.
User avatar #120 to #116 - wrpen (01/02/2016) [-]
That's not how vandalism nor posters work. I don't know about Germany's specific laws, but generally placing a poster or personal sign of some sort on public property leaves it open to be defaced, damaged, and removed as the public wishes.
#210 to #116 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Umm except that putting posters up without a permit is vandalims.

how dare these people vandalise your vandalism!!!
#196 to #113 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Funny, there were tonnes of rapes in the weeks following the economic migrant crisis. Speaking against taking in these millions of so called refugees is considered hate speech, and they take the people who protest against it(not protest as in marching on the streets, just any old facebook post) to jail, I would argue it's fair play.

www.news.com.au/finance/economy/world-economy/germany-on-edge-as-migrant-tensions-rise/news-story/154c4fc839121a9a590b823885d55b17
#143 to #113 - Jowi (01/02/2016) [-]
Actually there are things that can be said that allow you to act in a certain way (e.g. killing someone)
User avatar #215 to #104 - thumbfortrump (01/02/2016) [-]
freedom of speech=/=vigilante justice
#240 to #39 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
So you're saying it would be okay if Muslims hanged posters with "Anti-germany" or something like "Germany is nazi" and spread skin poison across the poster, so when someone touches it they get burns / serious injures? ok.
#49 to #39 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
You don't have freedom of speech.
#95 to #1 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Do you know how many ******* anti-fa and good night white pride stickers are hanging around in the average European city?
User avatar #202 to #95 - fatsigurd (01/02/2016) [-]
and how many of them contain razor blades?
#34 to #1 - mexicandudeinsd (01/01/2016) [-]
true, they should have put it at a higher place to make it more difficult

remove kebab
User avatar #125 to #105 - syndromes (01/02/2016) [-]
Lmfao that's ******* Natalia Poklonskaya isn't it?
User avatar #128 to #125 - aerosol (01/02/2016) [-]
yep
User avatar #138 to #105 - beams (01/02/2016) [-]
Kebab removal has never looked so cute
#2 - dalokan (01/01/2016) [-]




GERMAN ENGINEERING IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
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User avatar #48 to #2 - batmansbong ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
JoJo Battle Tendency OST: Propaganda
#134 to #2 - tenshiro (01/02/2016) [-]
GIF
simply the best
#70 - thegrayfox (01/02/2016) [-]
I don't understand, how is this actually supposed to &quot;slice up your hand&quot;? I've played it through my head, and it just doesn't seem likely that this would injure you if you try to remove the paper.
I don't understand, how is this actually supposed to "slice up your hand"? I've played it through my head, and it just doesn't seem likely that this would injure you if you try to remove the paper.
#185 to #70 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
I imagine the razor blade is glued on, so tearing it down in a quick movement may give a handful of sharp stuff (if glued to the paper) or a knuckle or two dragged across the blades (if they're glued to the glass).
User avatar #244 to #185 - dogentricks (01/02/2016) [-]
was thinking the same thing
User avatar #277 to #70 - TheBobby (01/02/2016) [-]
yeah especially because you would most likely try to peel it off starting from one of the corners.
User avatar #106 to #70 - highkingtorygg (01/02/2016) [-]
its a hoax
User avatar #76 to #70 - ohemgeezus [OP](01/02/2016) [-]
Using your nails to peel it would probably end up ******* up the part between your nail and finger, I imagine
User avatar #77 to #76 - ohemgeezus [OP](01/02/2016) [-]
xalenes
#108 - rolexus ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
GIF
german engineering in da hause
#181 to #108 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/02/2016) [-]
I hope this is real.
#83 - garuda (01/02/2016) [-]
>"some fascist in germany"
#41 - bigswingingrichard (01/01/2016) [-]
You can talk about eye for an eye make the whole world blind, but **** Islam. If they want planes to fly into our buildings and to cut our citizens heads off, then I want a A10 to rip their asses off. That simple for me.
#233 to #41 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
They sure want planes to fly into buildings, they even bought the owners' of the buildings insurances that go up to 2 billion before executing their evil operations! It's totally not like Larry Silverstein planned the attack all along, and even got some expensive insurance money!
User avatar #63 to #41 - shadowhorn (01/02/2016) [-]
alright bro. you really can't just dump an entire ******* religion into one generalized label of violent terrorists.
User avatar #74 to #63 - bigswingingrichard (01/02/2016) [-]
I wrote that in a edge boner, meant extremists and ISIL, other terrorist organizations. I understand why you disagree.
#206 to #74 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
>edge boner
#147 to #74 - jamesisawesome (01/02/2016) [-]
Did someone on FunnyJunk just post a moderate opinion?
#103 to #63 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
But said religious people can dump themselves into another, more friendlier religion if said depiction is uncomfortable, right?
Religion is a CHOICE. If you choose to live with the risk of being discriminated against because lots of people from your own religious group are being huge dicks, it's your own fault.
Generalization is what keeps things simple.
User avatar #188 to #103 - daniboyi (01/02/2016) [-]
"Religion is a CHOICE. If you choose to live with the risk of being discriminated against because lots of people from your own religious group are being huge dicks"
Therefor it is ok to say all christians are assholes who only wishes to see homosexuals, and people they don't like, burn in hell for eternity, while breaking their own bible-rules and thinking they are forgiven for their constant sins because they ask god if it is ok.
User avatar #107 to #103 - shadowhorn (01/02/2016) [-]
i dont know about that. if you enjoy a religion and want to practice it (for whatever reason) it's really unfair to be discriminated against because of the actions of people who practice the same religion but you are otherwise unassociated with.

as a comparison, think of christianity and the kkk.
#197 to #107 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
How many people have the kkk killed in the past 60 years?

Ok, now how many people have been killed, enslaved, and raped in the name of "moderate" islam in the past year alone?
#236 to #197 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
We can't know how many people KKK kills because they do it in secrecy and rituals, while ISIS literally announces everything through videos.

And the answer to your second question is zero, because as we know moderate Muslims are the ones that live in big cities, and take care of themselves and their families, and spending half of the time just praying.

PS. if the rock that you live under doesn't have internet connection, here : enslaving people has stopped years ago, if not centuries.
User avatar #264 to #103 - scorcho (01/02/2016) [-]
so much for freedom of religion...
User avatar #101 to #63 - trolljunkusa (01/02/2016) [-]
Except the majority of islamists believe in the jihad which preaches exactly that
User avatar #109 to #101 - Antiquisition (01/02/2016) [-]
But the majority of muslims aren't islamists
User avatar #110 to #109 - trolljunkusa (01/02/2016) [-]
No one has said anything about muslims in this entire post
User avatar #111 to #110 - Antiquisition (01/02/2016) [-]
OP talked about Islam, which is the name of the muslim religion and shadowhorn also talked about an "entire ******* religion", which refers to all muslims.
#239 to #101 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
By what you said, then Christians should also be labelled terrorists because of their holy wars, because Jihad is literally "to go to war in name of Allah (God)", that's literally what the crusaders did.
#152 to #41 - crusadercraig (01/02/2016) [-]
DEUS VULT...
ENOUGH HAS BEEN WRITTEN.
CONVERT THE SARACENS TO THE ONE TRUE FAITH!!!
AVE MARIA
User avatar #285 to #256 - crusadercraig (01/03/2016) [-]
DEUS VULT
User avatar #30 - ninesundev (01/01/2016) [-]
******** . This **** comes up every month and still is a lie.
#213 - improbable (01/02/2016) [-]
saying being against Islam is fascist is not just regular name calling, it's mega name calling.
#271 to #213 - caette (01/02/2016) [-]
advanced name calling
#21 - xiontheshadows (01/01/2016) [-]
GIF
**xiontheshadows used "*roll picture*"**
**xiontheshadows rolled image** << This is what I'm going to do to Fascists
#14 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
also it's fake - why would you additionally put transparent tape over a sticker if you actually intended to hurt the probably leftists trying to peel it off?
User avatar #145 to #14 - twi (01/02/2016) [-]
They used the tape to pull it off without tearing their fingers to **** , it wasn't originally there
User avatar #79 - platinumaltaria (01/02/2016) [-]
That's actually a hoax, as I recall.
#78 to #75 - bigbrostrider ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
what the actual **** did i just watch.
#82 to #78 - lanfearandthecup (01/02/2016) [-]
nyaruko x jojo

have more my child, revel in the remix's. REVEL!!!!
User avatar #205 to #82 - bigbrostrider ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
aight
#24 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
The blades should be soaked in pigs blood.
#173 - sirzevit ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
ULTIMATE GERMAN ENGINEERING
#3 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
User avatar #81 - awesomedewd (01/02/2016) [-]
There's left wing ******** all over everything, but obviously you have to peel these.
#198 to #81 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
this isn't left or right wing
this is voilence.

besides, these were intentionally put up as provocation to make people want to peel them off, just to harm people.
they're not "if you take down our posts, you get hurt"
they're "let's make them try to take down our posts so they get hurt"
User avatar #200 to #198 - awesomedewd (01/02/2016) [-]
'offence is only taken and never given'

If you get provoked by words on a wall, you deserve to feel pain.
#229 to #200 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
If you get provoked when someone removes a piece of useless paper of a wall, you deserve to feel pain
User avatar #255 to #229 - awesomedewd (01/02/2016) [-]
sure, I don't care if it hangs there or not.
If anything, I'd like it if not everything is plastered with ******** and looks clean for a change.
#155 - sakion (01/02/2016) [-]
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