1. You have the right to look away, or go somewhere else, gay people aren't actually violating your real rights in any way. Dumbass.
2. You're not getting thumbed down by "angry atheist retards" who are trying to persecute you. Sure, there are some atheists who will just hate you because you're Christian, just like you apparently hate people just for being atheist, but guess what? I'm Christian, and I just think you're a dumbass, as does pretty much everyone else. Dumbass.
3. >"Christian beliefs"
Yeah, don't lump me together with you. Dumbass.
4. >"literally"
Again, Christian here. Guess how many times I've been taken away from my family, imprisoned, shot, gassed, or dissected without anesthesia? Dumbass.
5. Lastly, this is something I like to say to all Christians who hate on gays, or anyone really:
"Judge not lest ye be judged yourself"
Did God appoint you to be his personal judge of who is right and who is wrong?
Hint: the answer is no. Dumbass.

You know what? I'm sorry. I got a bit too angry back there. I shouldn't be calling you a dumbass.
Apart from that, I stand by all arguments I made.

Furthermore, I present to you this:
chris·tian/ˌkrisCHən/
Noun: A person who has received Christian baptism or is a believer in Jesus Christ and his teachings.

Seeing as how I do in fact meet that definition, I think it's safe to say that I am in fact a Christian. Seeing as how you don't know me, it's not your place to decide whether or not I am.
If anyone does not meet that definition, it is you, more specifically the "and his teachings" part. Not trying to insult you, simply stating the truth.

bro, i'm christian. Have you ever read the bible? the message is love for your fellow man. Just because the catholic church says something doesn't mean it's true. So why don't you stop giving christians a bad name. you fucking homophobic piece of shit.

they are violating your rights... but you meanwhile are hating and discriminating them because of the fact they are homosexual. you truly are retarded

goddamn you are a persistent troll. haven't seen this much effort poured into such a lost cause in a while.

Hey, hey, want to hear something that will really mess with you?

I'm pansexual, which means that I could be with ANY gender, even transgenders. Isn't that great?

Two pussies rubbing together. Whoa. Doesn't that make you feel...JUST HORRIBLE?

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And I'm bisexual! Look anon, all the LGBT people are here!

How is that violating your rights? Please, explain yourself.

Then don't go outside at all. Problem solved.

no you fucking don't you cunt. who are you to say what's immoral or not?

I didn't think being Christian automatically meant you were a douchebag, since those are the only people that get "persecuted" around here. Sure, this is a heavily atheistic site, but I've seen a lot of Christian posts and found them rather humorous. Religion shouldn't be persecuted, but if you're gonna persecute gays, then why shouldn't we persecute you?

Hey, how about you shut the fuck up.
I'm a girl and I get way more pussy than you do.
Calm the hell down. For real man.

Uhm no. No one gives a fuck if I'm a girl who gets more pussy than he does. Even though you're probably the same person as him. Anyways, I said it because he's obviously bashing gay people, yet a lesbian can get more girls than he can. So fuck off.

LOL at least I get pussy. Props to me for being ugly and being a girl!

you sound like a west boro faggot. please, kill yourself.

you wonder why christians are so hated? like you're any fucking better.

You know sir i want to thank you. because at times i thought funnyjunk was overthetop racist and homophobic but thank you because of your comment and the replies to it, i am much more confident that the site has good hearted people

Except you aren't rounded up, taken to a camp, starved, tortured, and gassed. Other than that it's completely the same.

The truly glorious thing is, I don't even have to reply to this to make it fucking hilarious.

I'm athiest but I know alot of christians who believe that gays should have equal rights...

Gays deserve every right.......more pussy for me

why do you hate gays so much? they do not harm you at all. They're people, i see nothing wrong at all

ovious troll is ovious

Jesus message is of unrestricted love and tolerance not bigoted anger to someone that has a different lifestyle then you

I don't see how loving someone of the same sex and murdering people are the same amount of "sin". I also don't get what's so sinful about homosexuals, bisexuals and pansexuals to begin with.

Also, if you think people disagreeing with your beliefs and calling you a fucking retard (which is true) is equal to the mass genocide that occured in the holocaust, you can get the fuck out. Fun Fact: Homosexuals were also targetted alongside jews in that incident, and they didn't get freed until way after the jews were.

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you're (stupid)

I have nothing against open-minded, loving, accepting christians. You're the opposite of that. You're condemning people to hell for love, and you're trying to say i'm being hateful?. Seems legit.

good luck im behind 7 proxies christard

Actually i do believe in something. God, maybe, but there's too many religions people follow with such dedication to pick out just one particular belief to be superior over others. I was brought up by atheist parents.

Not all people who disagree with you are small-minded atheists.
Pretty much everyone i look up to is christian, but liberal, open minded ones.
It's only when i come across bigots spreading hate, people like you, that i get majorly pissed off.

im a catholic- and anon shut the fuck up, you are completeley destroying people's views my religion which is one that accepts all people no matter what- i dont hate gays, nor do i despise them. they are just different.

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well you are a pig, asshole.

He preached that we should love them and teach them to find grace in a higher power

Actually, as Christians, it's not our job to judge people. That's not our job. It's out job to love people in general. In addition, every person lives in sin. Their sin may not be the same as yours, but it doesn't give you the right to condemn them. Again, not your place.
People don't persecute Christian beliefs, they try to get rid of people like you who try to shove their beliefs down other people's throats, and are downright disrespectful.
That is all.

People like you are the reason that Christianity is so hated.

If you want me to be totally honest... i think i can feel my brain pouring out of my ears after reading that. I am litterally losing IQ trying to understand how you think supporting love, no matter what form it comes in, is somehow WORSE than rape.

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Sorry, but I'm done here. I could easily debate your flawed logic, but.... You simply aren't worth my time. Have a nice day, good sir! :)

I'm going to have so much fun in hell. Partying, fucking whatever sex I want, dancing, drugs. It's gonna be a blast.

Dude somethings wrong with you

RICK SANTORUM? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!