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Game over man, game over

Here you see the /b/tard, in its natural habitat, try to seduce the other /b/tards to feel emotions beyond rage for the African race.

look around the room
ait' s 30th birthday
yyour entire family is together
ait' s been a while since everyone was together
woo catch yourlife' s eyes across the room
tthat geniune smile still makes your heart flutter, even alter being married for El] years-
yyou lean back in bluechair and watch the run about
tthey' re so full ofline
eeveryone has a warm smile on tokerface
woo realize you have lived a full life of HE years
zit seems like you and full of adventure
yyou look down at sourpatch and time seems to be flying by
upto you and gives you a kiss on the cheek
sshe is so naive and innocent as most 5 year olds are
has you gaze upon the room. you realize there are new faces since the last time the family got together
tthey arepost new relatives attempting to fit in the bunch
woo son entertaining the little ones with stories
yyou sip your glass of refreshing water and feel content with your life for once
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Time Passes.
ait' s now 11: 55 pm
yyou' re at home
yyour wife has just fallen asleep as you pull back the covers
yyou lie down next to her, as you have for the past 60 years
woo have finally did it, life has been completed
ait' s been a great life, but all great things have to go eventually
woo lean over and kiss your wife for a final time
as you close your eyes, you know it' s your time to pass
wwith a deep sigh, you release your soul
yyour life hashes back, memories- dreams, etc. and then all fades away.
So, how do you want to die mt?
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Submitted: 07/13/2014
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#2 - youlikeme (07/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
this is a pretty neat way of passing away.
User avatar #22 - bakinboy ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
jump out of a plane right into an open grave at someone else's funeral right before they lower the casket
User avatar #8 - caffeinecommissar (07/13/2014) [-]
Soon.
User avatar #7 - ishallsmiteyou (07/13/2014) [-]
I want to, at the age of 100 years old, put on a backpack with 4 car batteries in it, then have two batteries connected to form a single wire (one wire for 2 batteries). I will then walk into the lobby of the best hotel on Earth at the time, then place each wire on each testicle and do an electric dance across the lobby landing face down in the fountain while twitching uncontrollably.
#1 - tumblrambassador (07/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
by finally breaking male oppression, even if that means becoming a martyr
User avatar #19 - nintendolover (07/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I guess I'd just want to die with no regrets.
#13 - iamawhitenigger ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 - roflstorm ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
And then the "long life" achievement pops for 340G
#25 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
>Go to the top of a mountain (with a friend who is aware of you're last wishes is optional)
>Bring a intense bodylove-ton of alcohol
>get wasted
>pass out warm and drunk
>die from hypothermia in you're sleep while feeling warm and drunk and happy
#21 - mattdoggy (07/14/2014) [-]
"Nation hero mattdoggy died from a heart attack late yesterday evening during a firework display at his mansion. Apparently his heart was worn out after doing back flips in a monster truck over his money pits and then pleasuring 13 supermodels. The president is flying down to pay his final respects, including a 21 gun salute and a fly over by the blue angels"
"Nation hero mattdoggy died from a heart attack late yesterday evening during a firework display at his mansion. Apparently his heart was worn out after doing back flips in a monster truck over his money pits and then pleasuring 13 supermodels. The president is flying down to pay his final respects, including a 21 gun salute and a fly over by the blue angels"
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User avatar #18 - marking (07/14/2014) [-]
I like how it says, "You release you're soul" as in you had full control of the moment of our death. You were supposed to die a few years back in you're sofa but as you soul began to pull out you forced it back in and from that they forward life became a hostage situation. God wanted you're sould and you wouldnt give it back until all you're goals and dreams were met.
#16 - rebornpotato ONLINE (07/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Jump from 130,000 feet and try to find the best target as i plummet to the ground.
Jump from 130,000 feet and try to find the best target as i plummet to the ground.
#14 - CommonJoo ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
On a nice soft bed at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (07/13/2014) [-]
"How do you want to die?"

>Implying

Motherintense bodyloveer, I plan to live forever.
User avatar #11 - beldepinda (07/13/2014) [-]
Probaly something like in what is posted... But, isn't it that when you reach over the age of 80 that you have won the game of living?
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