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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#15 - bowties
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(04/28/2013) [-]
November 6th, 2012. Millions of Americans wait anxiously as the votes are counted and it is time for the president to be announced. The votes have been counted and the winner is... Mitt Romney. He walks up to the microphone, with a smile on his face and says, “Hello everybody. I have something to tell you.” He begins to tug at his neck and takes off a mask. Underneath is Gordan Freeman. He smiles and waves to the crowd as the roof opens. In flies Gaben, carrying a large burlap sack. Gaben then says, “Hope it was worth the wait.” Gabe opens the sack and Half Life 3 is instantly installed on every computer in America, the game is so amazing it cures every disease known to mankind and the environment is saved. There is social justice for all. Gordon and Gabe sit and enjoy the sunset as the world enters a golden age. Gabe smiles at Gordon and says, “It was worth the wait.”

If Obama wins all you get is a new Call of Duty...

credit to roliga
User avatar #162 to #15 - unoletmehavename
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(04/29/2013) [-]
But...but what about Europe we want episode 3 too
#137 to #15 - shabalaguy
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Its true. Black ops 2's catch phrase was "the future is black"
User avatar #23 to #15 - secretdestroyers
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(04/29/2013) [-]
How did Romney even speak if he was really Gordon Freeman?
#122 to #23 - anon id: 6b0f2042
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Downgrading then reupdating his voice.
User avatar #65 to #23 - sekretsauce **User deleted account**
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(04/29/2013) [-]