Fucking beautiful. emts are cray. File: KB, 800x583, ) E e working 3 years at a hospital my supervisor is this am year old dear God why are you not retired yet
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Fucking beautiful

emts are cray

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e working 3 years at a hospital
my supervisor is this am year old dear God why are you not retired yet looking old fart
e we call him Chief
e we would joke that chief use to beat ambulances to the hospital by IO minutes in a horse draw wagon
e Chiefbeast came up with the idea for amputation to cure infected bullet wounds.
e and so on and so forth
e responding to a Drug Overdose.
e some crack dealer CID' ed on his own product
e police want to file possession charges. and throttle book at him
e take him to the hospital to clean him out
e along the way the crack head wakes up
e nignog crack dealer starts making excuses and offers us deals
e he begs us to let him go
e when we don' t listen he starts trying to throw punches
e one punch hit chaffin the nose
e Chief now has the hot blistering rage of 1000 angry suns
e "Hold this ****** down!"
e we hold his arms and legs and start to immobilize him
e Chieftains out a syringe and a bottle
e Chief puts the syringe it into the IV.
e Chief: Now you listen good! All I need to do is push this plunger and the Mid in this syringe goes into your blood stream and you die of cardiac arrest on the hospital!
e "The best part is it will look like your own filthy drugs did you in!"
e "Now you shut the **** up! Or I stick you with this and we drop your ass off at the corners office and he an gut you like a ******* trout! You get me ************ !
e the nignog shuts up and doesn' t say a word the whole trip.
e Chief's crazy
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Submitted: 06/29/2013
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#1 - teoberry (06/29/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Here's another one
#3 - mtbmoosey ONLINE (06/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Is Chiefs real name Hooch by chance?
Is Chiefs real name Hooch by chance?
#14 - ofalo (06/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
IMO better
#2 - toohntown (06/30/2013) [-]
I like this chief guy, his methods are albeit illegal, but they are effective and need to be done... they deserve it.
User avatar #15 - HereForTheNsfw (06/30/2013) [-]
Bet he still bangs 18 year olds.
#5 - Womens Study Major (06/30/2013) [-]
>corner
User avatar #18 - mrwightproductions (06/30/2013) [-]
Master chief..?
User avatar #11 - CallMeCrisco ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
You can't be an EMT and normal, it just doesn't work that way.
#21 - electro (06/30/2013) [-]
Hooch is crazy
#25 - weirddark (06/30/2013) [-]
I like this man
User avatar #24 - TheFixer (06/30/2013) [-]
sounds like house didnt take his vicodin
#13 - Womens Study Major (06/30/2013) [-]
I too saw the thread on /k/
User avatar #7 - foelkera (06/30/2013) [-]
What a pimp
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