So a guy is driving along a deserted winding mountain road. He comes across a break in the guardrail and can see smoke rising from below the road. Being the good citizen he is, he stops on the side of the road and rushes down to see what happened.
He finds a badly mangled car and sees a man in the drivers seat, a woman in the passenger's seat and a little boy with a small puppy in his lap in the rear seat, all dead. Horrified, he starts walking back to his car to call the police. But he suddenly hears a whimper from under a bush. He rushes over to the bush and finds an 8 year old blond haired, blue eyed girl. He knees down to the sobbing girl and says, "Little girl, is that your car that crashed?"

"Yes"

"And are those your parents dead in the front seats?"

"Yes"

"And is that your brother dead in the back seat?"

"Yes"

"And is that your puppy dead on your brother's lap?"

"Yes"

The man considers these answers, stands up, looks around, unzips his pants and says, "Well little girl, today is just not your lucky day"