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Fucking Genius
You're awesome.
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1% Ne just won 320 million dollars. 1% Ne found out you have 5 years to live. You cannot pass this money on to anyone in a will. You
know the asset minute you will die. How do you spend this money'?
There' s a catch though: Every 50 million you donate to a legitimate charity of some sort buys you an extra 5 years.
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Cl Anonymous (ID: ) / 25/ 12( NO. 408376471
son millions to charities, buys me it years + 5 I already had- Invest 15 millions so the money lasts and the a peaceful life with the
rest, its still more then enough for my needs.
limit new THEY 'JIT tilt!
SHINE our Fla'.'
Cl Anonymous (ID: ) 06/ 25/ NO. 408376581
200 million and that adds 20 years onto my 5 years.
lam 33 so = 58
we million left to spend on my wife, kids and families, I may not be able to leave them money in my will but I can damn make sure
they have houses and plenty of things to sell on at profit, also investments, you said I souldn' t pass the money on in a will, didn' t
mention shares or bullion.
Cl Anonymous (ID: ) 06/ 25/ NO. 408376828
1‘ -mtw you guys are stupid
ause money to hire the best wealth advisers in the
nation
million magically oregmes 500 million then 750
million then 1 billion
sheep accelerating money growth
sable to he an infinite amount of life
at billion dollars gets me 100 years to We
may prostitutes and your moms hairy vagina on speed dial
1% Ne just won 320 million dollars. 1% Ne found out you have 5 years to live. You cannot pass this money on to anyone in a will. You
know the asset minute you will die. How do you spend this money'?
There' s a catch though: Every 50 million you donate to a legitimate charity of some sort buys you an extra 5 years.
Pic not related.
7 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.
Cl Anonymous (ID: ) / 25/ 12( NO. 408376471
son millions to charities, buys me it years + 5 I already had- Invest 15 millions so the money lasts and the a peaceful life with the
rest, its still more then enough for my needs.
limit new THEY 'JIT tilt!
SHINE our Fla'.'
Cl Anonymous (ID: ) 06/ 25/ NO. 408376581
200 million and that adds 20 years onto my 5 years.
lam 33 so = 58
we million left to spend on my wife, kids and families, I may not be able to leave them money in my will but I can damn make sure
they have houses and plenty of things to sell on at profit, also investments, you said I souldn' t pass the money on in a will, didn' t
mention shares or bullion.
Cl Anonymous (ID: ) 06/ 25/ NO. 408376828
1‘ -mtw you guys are stupid
ause money to hire the best wealth advisers in the
nation
million magically oregmes 500 million then 750
million then 1 billion
sheep accelerating money growth
sable to he an infinite amount of life
at billion dollars gets me 100 years to We
may prostitutes and your moms hairy vagina on speed dial
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Bah, I've got one much better.
>Start the "keeping me alive forever Charity"
>Fill out all the paperwork to make it legitimate and bribe those who disagree with it so the paperwork will go through.
>keep donating my own money forever to myself in an endless circle
>I am now immortal and wealthy
> Use unbelievable power to outlaw pants.
>Start the "keeping me alive forever Charity"
>Fill out all the paperwork to make it legitimate and bribe those who disagree with it so the paperwork will go through.
>keep donating my own money forever to myself in an endless circle
>I am now immortal and wealthy
> Use unbelievable power to outlaw pants.
#80
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N. Korean citizen (06/27/2012) [+]
(9 replies)
> Create my own charity organization with some of the money
> Send me my own money
> ???
> Profit
> Send me my own money
> ???
> Profit
#29
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toyaisle ONLINE (06/27/2012) [+]
(9 replies)
>Create your own charity
>Donate to your charity
> ????
> Infinite life + infinite money
>Donate to your charity
> ????
> Infinite life + infinite money
Well shit, i even did the whole 26+35 = 61 and have $20M to enjoy, then i read the last post and realized that i am fucking stupid. Thanks OP and /b/
#58
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thisotherdude ONLINE (06/27/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
>Use money to buy as many nukes as I can
>Ship them all to the USA
>Launch all of them at Russia and China
>Russia and China assume the US launched them
>Single-handedly began WWIII
>Sit back and relax, waiting for the whole world to be destroyed by nuclear fire
>If I die, the whole world is going down with me
>Ship them all to the USA
>Launch all of them at Russia and China
>Russia and China assume the US launched them
>Single-handedly began WWIII
>Sit back and relax, waiting for the whole world to be destroyed by nuclear fire
>If I die, the whole world is going down with me
#25
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auesis ONLINE (06/27/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Put entire $320m in savings account
>3% interest rate nets more than $50m in 5 years, but rates can go higher than that
>Withdraw remaining thousands to maintain the $50m gain
>Live richer but humble life for all of time
>3% interest rate nets more than $50m in 5 years, but rates can go higher than that
>Withdraw remaining thousands to maintain the $50m gain
>Live richer but humble life for all of time
#115
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boleas (06/27/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
If someone wants to know who's the girl with the monster titties, is Christina Model. Hope you find this information useful, gentlemen.
Like many others said,
Create charity for yourself
Donate to charity
immortality and infinite moneez.
or put it in a bank account and let interest raise it up for 4 and 364/365 years, if it isn't a leapyear, and take out and donate half to charity.
Should grant you at least 50 more years if done correctly.
Create charity for yourself
Donate to charity
immortality and infinite moneez.
or put it in a bank account and let interest raise it up for 4 and 364/365 years, if it isn't a leapyear, and take out and donate half to charity.
Should grant you at least 50 more years if done correctly.
look at everyone who just passed econ 101 in this thread, lol.
#14
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iamphoenix (06/27/2012) [-]
ITT: FJ shows its amazing financial expertise and consumer economics knowledge.