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Anonymous (ID: ) CE/ 19/ 13() h/ ed) . 54: 28 No. 488061614 Replies: >: E
dentist certification
yes step ene of dream complete
ape
two complete
Pstart out with only several clients a day
bumped up to 50 clients a day
continues en forthe next a few years
Wlecome good friends with all ofthe other staff
Hell the senior dentist guy that the work I' m doing is becoming boring and feels meaningless
says he' s gonna tell me a secret
something in their mouth and then start asking them questions
kl tell him that' s a dick metre
smiles and says he knows
4 try it
**** I' m addicted
4 we
three complete
I can die a happy man new
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Submitted: 06/20/2013
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User avatar #3 - olmesy ONLINE (06/20/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I had to read it twice to realise his boss wasn't telling him to put his dick in people's mouths and he actually meant dentist tools
#14 - mrdrpage (06/21/2013) [+] (20 replies)
>Be me
>Went to the dentist today.
>In the middle of cleaning
>Lady was asking about my life, school, work
>Making unintelligible noises
>She takes notice
>Tells me the $90 cleaning is free if I can say "She sells seashells by the seashore"
>Also say I can't get up or move my head besides speaking
>Make noise between whale mating and Gregorian chant from the Halo theme
>MFW
#7 - knowstoomuch (06/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My teacher likes to go on wild tangents about his life. In college he was roommates with a guy learning to become a dentist. This roommate did amazing work (apparently) and my teacher would get all of his dental work done by him for a discount. My teacher needed some caps placed on his back molars, so his roomate did it very well. It took 30 years for my teacher to get one of them replaced, by then his roommate had died so a new dentist had to do the work. Only then did my teacher learn his caps had been engraved with the words " **** " and "you." He still has the **** one in his mouth.
#10 - meatymanbearpig (06/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#9 - iloverapingmen (06/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I ******* hate these masks

Which pompous ass made these?
#11 - takaneuva (06/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#55 - yunablade (06/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I have an attractive older dentist as my regular dentis (she must be around 34, im 27)

She is friends with my older brother and single, and she likes dirty jokes

She was making a cleaning on my teeth and was sure I couldn't make a sound while she is cleaning

Starts with the usual dentist talk, talking about random stuff, after a while she mentions how I have a pretty long tong and a cute little mouth

Mentions jokingly how nice it would be to have someone like me eat her.

How the **** do you hide a boner in that position?

<- HFW
#19 - stlbecker (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
atleast my dentist will know that im going to sdafj;ekjsdi for the summer

(and yes, i can pronounce a semi-colon, deal with it
#26 - androanomaly (06/21/2013) [-]
I always ******* hated dentists...
User avatar #8 - DrOctoganapus (06/21/2013) [-]
It's because they try to distract you from the process. Plus the job would be boring if there was no social interaction.
#44 - monkeylord (06/21/2013) [-]
You're an anti-dentite!
User avatar #15 - doodogger (06/21/2013) [-]
So he put his dick in their mouth?
+1
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#62 to #60 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
maybe hes not the only dentist there...
#77 - maycontainallergys (06/21/2013) [-]
I mentioned my dentist to my best friend (if it makes the story any better hes black) and he said "I don't have a dentist" and i asked "Why not?" .. "Because i don't need no ******* dentist to tell me if my teeth are clean i can do that myself"
#50 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Oh man, I gotta get my wisdom teeth taken out. It costs 2 grand and if they **** up I will lose all feeling in my lips for the rest of my life.

I'm a big puss, I admit it.
#48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
Is that Jensen Ackles?
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
50 clients a day.....sure.
#39 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
Should of asked for MOAR NOVA "CANE" to help "CUM" IT!
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