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#172 - misterlad (01/20/2013) [-]
Scarnon poofs,

Me mates call be Bazza and I’ve got a blue with every single one of ya. You’re all a bunch of drongo fat cunts who bludge all day looking at ********* pictures. You are everything that is crook in the billabong. Have any of ya ever got a root? **** mate, she’ll be right taking the piss outta other blokes cos you’re a sad cunt, but ya all take it to another level. This is sadder than having a bat to boongs mate.

Don’t be a ratbag. Just have a crack at me with ya best mate. Fair dinkum, I’m a top bloke. I was captain of the touch footy team and tops batsman at the cricket club. What games do ya’s play other than “tossing off to pictures of Footscray birds”. I got all competent in my Cert IV at TAFE and have a sweet as VL Commodore (she just got serviced, the engine sounds so grouse). You’re all ****** fairies who should just off yaselves. Cheers for taking a squizz.

Pic related: It’s me and me Commodore
#189 to #173 - fistpump (01/20/2013) [-]
What is currently occurring, homosexuals,
My acquaintances call me Basil, and I have a disliking to every one of your kin. You're all a gathering of stupid overweight vaginas who waste all day observing pictures of bad taste. You are everything that is vomit-worthy in the stagnant pool of water that we live. Have you ever engaged in sexual intercourse? By the gods, acquaintance, she'll very much be mocking other males of your species due to you being a depressed vagina, but your kin take it to an entirely new level. This is more depressing than masturbating in a place that is unclean.

Don't be inclined to cause havoc. Just attempt to cause personal disharmony to me by directing your most offensive insults toward me. It's true, I'm an alpha male. I was captain of the touch football team and top batsman at the cricket club. What activities do you partake in, other than "masturbating furiously to photographs of women of poor taste"? I obtained a higher-level qualification from my job training, and have an admirable Holden VL Commodore (which happens to have recently been serviced, making the engine sound amazing). You and your kin are all homosexuals, and should commit the ungodly act of suicide.
I thank for you taking your time to read what I have to say.

This photograph is related to my text; It's myself and my Holden VL Commodore.
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