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User avatar #184 - thebritishguy (01/20/2013) [-]
I’ll have ya know I graduated top of my class in the Navy kangaroos, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret bush fires on my mates, and I have over 300 confirmed wanks. I am trained in croc warfare and I’m the top drinker in the entire Australian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another migrant. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this dessert, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that ***** to Austarlia over the Internet? Think again, wanker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spiders across the Aussies and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bushfire, croc. The bushfire that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my knife. Not only am I extensively trained in obnoxiousness, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Austalian brush Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little wanker. If only you could have known what unholy ********* your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* **** . But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn wanker. I will **** hot wank all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, mate.
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