Fucking Australia. G'day mate. File: -( 115 Kla, 435x435, , jpg) on holiday's Australia airport is just the carpark of massive Fosters shop get off plane, not a
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Fucking Australia

G'day mate

Tags: australia
File: -( 115 Kla, 435x435, , jpg)
on holiday's Australia
airport is just the carpark of massive Fosters shop
get off plane, not allowed until I I have a knife big enough to kill a crocodile
standard issue Australian Crocodile killing knife
Leeave airport in Kangaroo tak, sitting in the pouch
mugged by literally every person we hop past
******** convicts
at hotel, it' s been repossessed by abos.
****** LAND"
withe them with gold I found lying on the ground
inside to wash Vegemite off myself
now runs only petrol
Hie outside, attacked by spider
with
nly pisses it off
Horn in half by bus sized spider
called a cunt for not being able to fight it off
get on flight back home, no petrol forthe plane because an abo sniffed it all
stuck outside Airport, get caught in passing bushfire and die
******* Australia.
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Submitted: 01/19/2013
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#9 - scodran (01/19/2013) [-]
luckily for him he didn't encounter any frogs
#8 - greaseymonkey (01/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i feel offended!
no one here drinks fosters
that why we send it over to over countries
#3 - remsaman (01/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
then it rained and pissed off a koala.
#5 - vlauer (01/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Uh, yeah...
#23 - fuzball (01/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ǝq oʇ pnoɹd ǝɯ sǝʞɐɯ
#82 - killerblue (01/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I am surprised he didn't go swimming
#172 - misterlad (01/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Scarnon poofs,

Me mates call be Bazza and I’ve got a blue with every single one of ya. You’re all a bunch of drongo fat cunts who bludge all day looking at ********* pictures. You are everything that is crook in the billabong. Have any of ya ever got a root? **** mate, she’ll be right taking the piss outta other blokes cos you’re a sad cunt, but ya all take it to another level. This is sadder than having a bat to boongs mate.

Don’t be a ratbag. Just have a crack at me with ya best mate. Fair dinkum, I’m a top bloke. I was captain of the touch footy team and tops batsman at the cricket club. What games do ya’s play other than “tossing off to pictures of Footscray birds”. I got all competent in my Cert IV at TAFE and have a sweet as VL Commodore (she just got serviced, the engine sounds so grouse). You’re all ****** fairies who should just off yaselves. Cheers for taking a squizz.

Pic related: It’s me and me Commodore
#86 - iamphoenix (01/20/2013) [-]
That seems largely inaccurate. The spiders usually tear people into thirds.
#22 - puggles (01/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
drop bear, out of nowhere
#121 - klondikemonster (01/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Come to always sunny Australia and meet some of the colorful wildlife including, but not limited to...

Kangarillas!
#45 - camwilskel (01/20/2013) [+] (10 replies)
#15 - arvali (01/19/2013) [-]
#99 - Ulmer (01/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ya prancin' show ponies.
#58 - katyperrysboobs (01/20/2013) [-]
He forgot to say a dingo ate his baby
User avatar #28 - skulldan ONLINE (01/20/2013) [+] (14 replies)
im from straya,

and the only stuff real in this is the stuff about abos
, piss off mericunt
#40 to #28 - mrblueftw (01/20/2013) [-]
Hi Im Billy Mays here with a new book called: How to get a joke! Are you tired of getting thumbed Down? Not getting a simple Austrailan joke? Well then this is for you!
#6 - mredx (01/19/2013) [-]
That's pretty accurate mate.
User avatar #42 - fodalulz (01/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>S'ARE ****** LAND

lost it
User avatar #90 - starlightloves (01/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I want one of these made for Canada! :)
#93 to #90 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (01/20/2013) [-]
>Go to Canada
>Everyone's nice
>Have a great time
>Come back home
User avatar #21 - pinkiepiethecunt (01/19/2013) [-]
" ******* Convicts" Oh god the sides
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