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Did you go through a period of tth
grade syndrome, /a/? What was it like?
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Anonymous Sat Aug 31 2013 01: 34: 23 Report
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I sewed wings onto my backpack and solved Rubik' s cubes while walking to class. I' d memorize the last pattern
I' d have to do so I could finish it off behind my back. I thought I was the **** .
Apparently so did some girls. I received some more letters, but one was so ****** , I corrected it in red pen and
handed it back.
Anonymous Sat Aug 31 2013 01: 35: ? Report
shut one was so ****** . I corrected it in red pen and handed it back.
alpha as ****
Anonymous Sat Aug 31 2013 01: 35: 43 Report
pl corrected it in red pen and handed it back
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Anonymous Sat Aug 31 2013 01: 35: 35 Report
pl corrected it in red pen and handed it back.

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#7 - animango (12/09/2015) [-]

I remember in middle school I rejected two average looking girls cause I thought I could do better.

later, I got rejected by girl of my dreams and been alone ever since

#16 to #7 - donatelo ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]

same here bro. i rejected plenty of average looking girls in 8th grade and freshman year because i thought i could do better. im pretty sure people started to think i was gay.

#47 to #7 - AnomynousUser (12/09/2015) [-]

From the end of middle school to senior year in high school, I never asked any girls out because I had hopes for a girl who lives several states away. I pretty much cucked myself out during those years, the relationship went nowhere, and now I'm a kissless college student.

#14 to #7 - swimmingprodigy (12/09/2015) [-]

I rejected an average looking girl 2 months into freshman year of college because I thought "hey this is college, plenty of poontang around".

Took me till senior year to get another girlfriend.

+16

#29 to #7 - nanglo (12/09/2015) [-]

No one ever asked me out in my entire life.

#49 to #29 - yaybacon (12/09/2015) [-]

at least now you can feel in wallpaper size

#43 to #29 - slickey (12/09/2015) [-]

Hey fgt, at least we're not alone now

+38

#9 to #7 - cdm (12/09/2015) [-]

In middle school I rejected an above-average girl because there's no way a girl like her actually likes me, it's just a prank... It wasn't a prank...

#22 to #9 - theblackhorntail (12/09/2015) [-]

Same here. I will regret it till the day I perish.

#40 to #9 - internetnick (12/09/2015) [-]

I never rejected an above average girl, but I did **** it up the whole time we were together, thinking "surely this can't last." It probably couldn't have. She thought I was really hot, and it was just her weirdo taste, and she didn't know me very well before we started dating

#39 to #9 - emiyashirou (12/09/2015) [-]

I did the same. It was indeed a prank in my case though

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#4 - psychotayto (12/08/2015) [-]

#5 to #4 - thelawlmaster (12/08/2015) [-]

hey thanks i was looking for that gif

+14

#17 - donatelo ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]

>in elementary school (pre 8th grade)
>talking to my dad about my name
>"you dont like your name son?"
>be me angry-ish
>"why didn't you name me something cool...like 'max'.."

i got the name from ******* "goofy movie".

#38 to #17 - bigstick (12/09/2015) [-]

tbh my name coincides to be goofys name in localization
my name is pipo and people still **** with me about it

#19 to #17 - notmadguy (12/09/2015) [-]

What is your name?

+43

#20 to #19 - optiknarty (12/09/2015) [-]

im guessing it's not max

#21 to #20 - donatelo ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]

good guess mate.

#23 to #20 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]

#44 to #19 - arreatface (12/09/2015) [-]

robert paulson

+26

#6 - deniedd (12/08/2015) [-]

+13

#18 - zaxzwim ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]

i remember once in school i never had anyone like me and i'm still alone

+10

#25 - kyoutu (12/09/2015) [-]

Fuelled with teenage angst, literally don't care about anything at this point and say **** to hurt people without reason.
Have a crush on a girl, 2 years older than me.
One day her friend comes up to me and asks me out for her.
"Pfft, no" - Turn around and begin to walk away.
No idea why I said no.
As I'm walking away I hear girls friend whispering "I think he's gay".
"Maybe..." - Replies the girl I like, audibly upset.
Walk down the hall to where class pictures are.
Draw moustache on picture of her. (She was self concious about peach fuzz)
Write, "No, You're ******* gay" beneath her picture.

#33 to #25 - ronyx (12/09/2015) [-]

BTFO

#31 to #25 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]

GIF

>Turning down a girl who is older than you
You ungrateful little **** .

#24 - newprinny (12/09/2015) [-]

Back in middle school, I was super in to Naruto and wanted to be cool like Sasuke, so whenever I wasn't around my friends, I'd act super anti social, dood. The school had a party thing every Friday and I'd go to them all the time just to walk around and pretend like I didn't want to be there.

#34 to #24 - lazycloud (12/09/2015) [-]

As long as you didn't do the Naruto running with arms flailed behind

#36 to #34 - newprinny (12/09/2015) [-]

I did it exactly one time when no one was looking, felt retarded even for being a huge weeaboo, and never did it again, dood.

#37 to #36 - lazycloud (12/09/2015) [-]

dont worry i did it home alone so no one saw

#26 to #24 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]

Hey I remember you!

#27 to #26 - newprinny (12/09/2015) [-]

GIF

#28 to #27 - newprinny (12/09/2015) [-]

Wow that gif looks horrible on here now, dood

#35 - mooncakes (12/09/2015) [-]

okay story time. im tired from finals so bear with yay greentext
>be me
>end of 7th grade
>yay puberty
>in gym class and all the locker stalls were occupied
> ************ .jpeg
>quickly remove tshirt and put on normal shirt
>look up, other girls staring
>"what"
>this one girl: your boobs are, like, huge
>terrible hot red flush, big tits were looked down on back then
>my friend: stop staring you perverts
>thankgod
>be goth/emo for rest of year
>8th grade, still emo/angry + full of hate
>stole some boyfriends, dressed like a hooker alot of the time i didnt actually have my first kiss until i met my first official boyfriend
>raccoon eyes and ****
>spoke in a gravelly voice
of all the things that haunts my cringe filled nightmares, my pretentious voice is the thing that bothers me most

#45 to #35 - arreatface (12/09/2015) [-]

> big tits were looked down on

eh times change I guess

#8 - nukinzerambo (12/09/2015) [-]

I was the kid who had a deep voice but bad acne and thought he could be a writer...
I wrote some god tier cringy stuff and watched newgrounds anime all the time...and hentai
a lot

#15 to #8 - itskennyandjosh (12/09/2015) [-]

**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Oh my god, i can relate, i had horrible acne back then No matter how much i tried to get it off it still comes back from time to time i once wrote, seriously a book long novel about a zombie survival story, it wasn't as cringy as anime **** but now that i look back on it, it was pretty cringy and stupid as **** The cure to a zombie bite was zombie blood but when we found out about it, its been years into the zombie apocalypse and all of the zombie blood is dried up so we died, the end

But meh, i can draw now, so i don't have to worry about being a writer

#10 to #8 - thelightbringer (12/09/2015) [-]

.....i still do all of these things

#13 to #10 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]

you can do it, what's-your-face.

#11 to #10 - nukinzerambo (12/09/2015) [-]

yeah but but youre like 17-19 and probably have a strong feel for writing where as i did it to vent my angsty teenage emotions and give my wrist a beak from fapping to Hentai

#12 to #11 - thelightbringer (12/09/2015) [-]

**thelightbringer used "*roll picture*"**
**thelightbringer rolled image** Oh. Oooh. That kind of writing. Yeah I mainly write stories and stuff so it's not too bad. I really need help with the anime part tho

#48 - Pharonix (12/09/2015) [-]

I was the school's geeky wierdo.

Everyone avoided me exceot for a few friends.

Yet there was this one guy who ate a pinecone and this girl licked ketchup off the cafeteria floor.

Yet shy guy the computer guy was called the wierdo.
Cant forget johnny comumbine whose mom bought him 27 guns.

*sigh* at least im a systems admin now.

#50 to #48 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]

Did johnny columbine shoot up the school

#51 to #50 - Pharonix (12/09/2015) [-]

No, thankfully.

It was monsooning that day and someone told administration that he mentioned it.

School kinda said go home at that point.

#41 - hankhillofthe (12/09/2015) [-]

One time a girl asked me to prom with a drawing she made in Microsoft Paint and I responded the next day with an essay written in Microsoft Word

The first page had the word *NO* in bold capital letters and took up half the page

I still hear some of my old HS friends talk about the look on her face

But the essay I wrote was really honest and I basically explained that I was happy she tried

After she read it she actually gave me a hug

I'm no alpha

#52 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**I like how this became a thread more about middle school story's and not chuunibyou story's like what the guy in the img asked. For those who done know chuunibyou aka 8th grader syndrome is a mental illness that a person (normally in 8th grade) who tries to be unique by acting like a character they made or like, with the character normal having a strange power or a eye patch. Depending on the character and how that person acts it can be super cring and embaricing to those who suffered from this mental illness. To cure this illness one must grow up.

#42 - rebenely (12/09/2015) [-]

When I was in middle school, there are few girls who showed interest in me. But I don't really care about them. When my first year ended, my classmates are exchanging their pictures with messages written at the back. I never received any of those because I never give pictures to anyone. But one of my friend let me read the message of one of those girls who are interested in me . The ******* message started with, "How's your gay friend?" They ******* thought I was gay. Every girl from my 1st to 4th thought I was.

#32 - cheastnut ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]

I tried to convince people I was an alien except mine was late and so it was in 9th grade.

#30 - sesshii (12/09/2015) [-]

oh god no... I do not need a reminder of my 8th grader syndrome.

#3 - tormain (12/08/2015) [-]

#46 - wonderboyxd ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]

I was known in my previous school as the kid who either slept, ate, or listened to music, i also where the top of my class so i got asked for help by the girls in my class. To beta to make any moves tough.