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Fuck geese

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sbe 2008
ujunior in highschool
decides the homestead needs geese
bvpc) usly she just adopts 12 free ones
canadian goose domestic
still all cute and fuzzy with thier little wing nubs, all paddlin around n **** SC) obviously she adopted ALL OF THEM because women are weak
and easy to declare
tthese ******* grow up
at have baby duck
him quackers
squawkers is a total bro, follows me around, sits on my shoulder, I was gonna enter him in the fair when he grew up.
terror geese get em eathier pen one night, and murder quackers in his nest
***** these mother *******
double barrel 12 guage
ralphy goose squares up to me hissing like hes gonna do ****
discharge both barrels of .00 buck into his faggot chest
she explodes
tthe geese flee in terror
sim not done yet *******
gnd in command goose by his feet
cluse him to bludgeon the other geese
she doesnt die but hes ****** up
tthey now know to fear me
exploded goose bits to the 200 chickens we have, bury what gets left
isabell mom coyotes got him
batter that those ******* saw me coming and ran in terror
Pic related, it was my little buddy quackers. He liked to ride around in my shirt pocket or hang out on my shoulder.
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Submitted: 11/06/2015
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User avatar #1 - battlebrotherlayn (11/06/2015) [-]
Geese are ******* assholes, rip quackers.
User avatar #14 to #1 - skakami (11/07/2015) [-]
Mate, you've clearly never met a swan. They are the biggest arseholes!
User avatar #17 to #14 - Tusura (11/07/2015) [-]
Geese and Swans are equally asshole-ish.

Both have teeth on their ******* tongues. I've dealt with geese and swans. Swans are typically chill unless you're in their breeding territory.
Geese just claim whatever the **** they're standing on and will bum rush your ass the second they feel threatened.

Swans mate for life. They're most often in groups of two.

Geese swarm. They're always in decent sized groups.

I'd rather deal with swans than geese.
User avatar #26 to #17 - ploppin (11/07/2015) [-]
So what you're saying is that Swans are like most white people, they don't get mad unless you go onto their lawn.
While Geese are more like sand ******* .
User avatar #28 to #26 - Tusura (11/07/2015) [-]
.... It's scary how accurate that is.
User avatar #31 to #1 - reallifepolandball (11/07/2015) [-]
Geese are like the wasps of birds
User avatar #32 to #31 - battlebrotherlayn (11/07/2015) [-]
Like the angel hair of pasta, the Hawaiian of pizza, the cats of cats... the Muslims of people
#21 to #1 - vladi (11/07/2015) [-]
1 respect = 1 quack
User avatar #25 to #21 - Tusura (11/07/2015) [-]
*mighty ducks chant*
quack
quack
quack
quack
quack
quack
User avatar #10 - kinginthenorthh (11/07/2015) [-]
#KillAllGeese
#JusticeForQuackers
User avatar #3 - oldflattop (11/07/2015) [-]
Rip quackers
#8 - scorescythe (11/07/2015) [-]
Rest in peace Quackers you glorious bastard
#6 - KievLeviathan (11/07/2015) [-]
THERE IS NO EXCUSE
QUACKERS NOW AND FOREVER
#23 - Xiiko (11/07/2015) [-]
quackers i hope you're enjoying it upthere right now because it's a jungle down here
User avatar #2 - loopymoomoo (11/07/2015) [-]
Don't **** with Canada Geesei
they'a **** you up
#7 to #2 - EaTroFKITTENS (11/07/2015) [-]
I get these assholes that terrorize my property annually, they strut around like they own the damn place, and they never shut the **** up
User avatar #12 to #7 - thechosentroll (11/07/2015) [-]
Just shoot them in the faces.
#4 to #2 - soyfriedbryce (11/07/2015) [-]
Eh
User avatar #18 - gibroner ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
canadian geese are the ******* devil he should've killed them all
#15 - blackholedragon (11/07/2015) [-]
I know a chinese goose and he's a pretty cool guy, even eats out of my hand when I got to the park to feed the ducks.
>this is what a chinese goose looks like
#30 to #15 - lesolan (11/07/2015) [-]
I'd be pretty chill if I was part dinosaur too...
#11 - filip (11/07/2015) [-]
Rip Quackers
Rip Quackers
User avatar #16 - lindypop (11/07/2015) [-]
This makes me want to eat a canadian goose even more than before...poor Quackers
User avatar #29 - yourbaus (11/07/2015) [-]
F
#24 - foodyquest (11/07/2015) [-]
**foodyquest used "*roll picture*"****foodyquest rolled image**On my farm growing up we had Geese Swans and roosters. the amount of dickery on the farm was outstanding
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**foodyquest rolled image**On my farm growing up we had Geese Swans and roosters. the amount of dickery on the farm was outstanding
User avatar #20 - kekat (11/07/2015) [-]
I cannot wait for the Geese to fly back here in spring. Open season begins once more ************* .
User avatar #13 - kibbleking (11/07/2015) [-]
Canadian Geese are ******* annoying little ***** .
#5 - anon (11/07/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** I'm laughing my balls off
User avatar #27 - robotvoice (11/07/2015) [-]
I didnt see the duck in OP's image and i thought he lost a younger sibling.
#19 - unclefester (11/07/2015) [-]
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**unclefester rolled image** I believe justice was fair and swift in this situation.
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