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I Range Stories thread Anonymous (( Fri) 22: 06: 29 F ::
Hie earth today
Mona gunstore in rural Georgia
Talking with the owner who is literally the muddiest mud to an er mad a dadd
a nice guy albeit every stereotype come to life
ask him about trophy hunting
ways in his heavy drawl "Well whenevers shoot something I make sure I' m gonna eat it"
aask him what happens if a man breaks into his house
chewing his tobacco for a second and looks me in the eye
tthen I guess we' re gonna have some ****** stirfry
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User avatar #61 - atheisttsiehta [OP](08/17/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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Third highest content for something I found on 4chan 3 months ago and found while cleaning my folders? Thanks guys.
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#2 - friedbeaver (08/17/2015) [-]
Saw where the joke was going but did not expect the punchline.
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#10 to #2 - beroty (08/17/2015) [-]
this remminds me of that persuasion mini-game on Oblivion
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User avatar #20 to #10 - juter (08/17/2015) [-]
**** that thing
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User avatar #23 to #20 - rohedje (08/17/2015) [-]
It was easy as butter. What's not to like?
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User avatar #25 to #23 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
easy as butter?
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User avatar #26 to #25 - rohedje (08/17/2015) [-]
Wut, you like your butter hard as rock?
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User avatar #27 to #26 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
..........I wouldn't want my pillows hard as a rock either, but I don't say "easy as pillows"
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User avatar #28 to #27 - rohedje (08/17/2015) [-]
So? I said it, so it's possible to say, no?
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#35 to #28 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
just because you say it doesn't make it a societal norm.
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User avatar #58 to #35 - masturbakor (08/17/2015) [-]
if you live your life by societal norms, you may never discover your full potential.
im not saying go full special snowflake, just dont restrict yourself out of fear that others will think of you as abnormal. thats how you end up stuck in a rut, doing the same **** , day in day out, never trying anything new because other people might think you're weird. ******* be yourself.
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#40 to #35 - rohedje (08/17/2015) [-]
**rohedje used "*roll picture*"**
**rohedje rolled image** I didn't say that its normal.
Look, I'm ******* tired today, don't know engrish well enough, just saying stuff for ***** &giggles at this point, and, by the way, all of this completely misses the point of my original post.
Have some random ****** roll. I'm going to bed. with ur mum, lel
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User avatar #45 to #40 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah I mean, what you said was weird, but I don't understand the people that thumbed it down.
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User avatar #39 to #35 - assassindash (08/17/2015) [-]
I wonder if it's possible to **** butter....
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#41 to #39 - rohedje (08/17/2015) [-]
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**rohedje rolled image** Completely possible, if it's soft enough. And now, I'm off.
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User avatar #43 to #41 - assassindash (08/17/2015) [-]
I'd question what i've done if it wasn't a daily thing....
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User avatar #44 to #27 - nukinzerambo (08/17/2015) [-]
"easy as pillows" good one bud
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User avatar #76 to #23 - wallbuilder (08/18/2015) [-]
It was a ******* garbage mechanic and failed so utterly at what it was attempting. Implementing that, they wanted it to be as if you were talking or attempting to bargain/get information out of a real person. It was not realistic.
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User avatar #56 to #20 - floopjr (08/17/2015) [-]
hi juter
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#83 to #10 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
I just gave them the money
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#6 - randaxkull ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
>the fuddiest fudd to ever fudd a dudd

I have no clue what that means, but it made me instantly like the guy.
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#7 to #6 - gorillazgd ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Remember this guy? Elmer Fudd?
Remember this guy? Elmer Fudd?
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#32 to #7 - randaxkull ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
That was my first thought, but I dismissed it thinking it didn't make sense.
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User avatar #49 to #32 - sodapops (08/17/2015) [-]
It's a /k/ slur towards people who only like to hunt and don't really care what gun they use. Elmer Fudd was chosen to illustrate the point.
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User avatar #5 - billymayss (08/17/2015) [-]
This will probably just get thumbed down to oblivion but maybe someone will find it interesting.

What he mean't by making sure he's gonna eat it is part of what people generally refer to as ethical hunting. I'm a hunter, love it more than anything, but I don't love it cause I have some insatiable blood lust for animals. I love all animals, being in the woods with them is an incredible experience and I've seen nature in it's truest form. That being said, I'm still a trophy hunter and am after the kill. Any time a kill is made, you eat the animal, you never kill just for fun. Most people just use the meat, I actually save the hide and sinew for some projects. But leaving the meat is a huge violation of hunting ethics. There's no exact set rules of hunting ethics, everyone just kinda knows them and is taught them by whoever teaches them to hunt. The rules are basically to maintain our respect for nature and to not cause the animals any unnecessary pain. One rule is never take a shot that theres a chance you might just injure the animal, that's the last thing you want to do, cause then you've killed an animal, in a very painful way, no one gets meat, no one gets the trophy, and the animal suffers.

So that's the end of my rant on hunter ethics. maybe someone will find this kinda interesting, it's just people seem to have the idea hunters are bloody thirsty savages who hate animals and generally, we're not. and hopefully you guys learned a little.
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User avatar #66 to #5 - Shiny ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
Don't forget that /k/ is to gun rights what Tumblr is to gay rights. You shouldn't take them seriously regardless.
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User avatar #8 to #5 - oceansuns (08/17/2015) [-]
Cool,I read somewhere that some hunters donate some of the meat they hunt to the poor.That sounds very nice
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User avatar #12 to #8 - dieterkaiser (08/17/2015) [-]
I always do. Take the best bits for myself and then use the rest for sausage for the hobos.
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#13 to #12 - oceansuns (08/17/2015) [-]
Awesome!
Awesome!
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User avatar #17 to #15 - oceansuns (08/17/2015) [-]
Sea pancake
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User avatar #74 to #15 - furiousmarshmellow (08/18/2015) [-]
*********** flap flap: pancake edtion
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#75 to #46 - furiousmarshmellow (08/18/2015) [-]
You couldn't have just posted it?
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#36 to #15 - keligus (08/17/2015) [-]
either a pan ray or a manta cake i reckon
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User avatar #21 to #5 - penalcupcake (08/17/2015) [-]
I agree 110%

Except when it comes to exterminating hogs.

**** those ginormous, mammal pig rats.
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User avatar #48 to #30 - penalcupcake (08/17/2015) [-]
Here's an awesome helicopter hunt I found. Pretty frikkin epic.

Pork Choppers Aviation (no music) - San Diego/Little Rock Group's Helicopter Hog Hunt
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User avatar #57 to #48 - capricore (08/17/2015) [-]
Hogs are a "hazard to the environment"
The damn land in the video is a barren wasteland.
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User avatar #77 to #57 - penalcupcake (08/18/2015) [-]
Barren yeah, but it's still privately owned property. Ranch owners will either ask individuals to exterminate pigs for them, or will just kill them themselves.

Property is an investment, just like a car. And just like a car, you want to make sure your investment is well maintained.

Property damage is still property damage and wild pigs cause hundreds of millions of dollars worth of it annually.
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User avatar #80 to #77 - capricore (08/18/2015) [-]
I wouldn't call wild pigs rummaging up barren land a million dollar loss.
The land is so ****** ,that they only survive there.
Talk about a barren waste from over farming,cropping.
It's like owning a soon to be desert.

Tho shooting pigs from a heli,hell yea.
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User avatar #81 to #80 - penalcupcake (08/18/2015) [-]
You're right, it's not a million dollar loss. Rather, hogs cause over 1.5 Billion dollars of damage to land, property, agriculture, and livestock.

I get what you're saying, but the land those guys are hunting is private property. And when someone shells out a few million dollars for a lot of land, you want to make sure your investment is protected, regardless of whether or not it's in the middle of nowhere.
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User avatar #38 to #30 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Holy **** that was awesome and hilarious.
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User avatar #37 to #30 - moldybreadcrumb (08/17/2015) [-]
Oh my, are those pigs ok?
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User avatar #47 to #37 - penalcupcake (08/17/2015) [-]
They Pepsi
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User avatar #63 to #47 - moldybreadcrumb (08/17/2015) [-]
Poor pigs
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User avatar #51 to #21 - billymayss (08/17/2015) [-]
hey I say kill nothing without reason, those ******* destroy everything. That's good enough reason for me lol
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#31 to #5 - thememevaluator (08/17/2015) [-]
I don't even hunt and i feel your logic is sound man.
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User avatar #52 to #5 - sodapops (08/17/2015) [-]
That's really spot on. Who feeds the deer and birds at their own expense in a hard winter? Who builds nests for the waterfowl? Who lets up land to make a swamp or feeding field? Not bloody PETA, that's for sure. We do, the hunters. Because we love animals.
Some people seem to think a hunter is angry, hateful or gloating when he kills. That's so wrong. Super excited and happy with a pulse through the roof is the only way I can describe it. As for always eating what you kill... Predator or vermin hunting is not a bad idea every now and then, even if you don't want to eat them. Happily, my daughter has started curing hides to make clothes so I can use more of the predators too.

In just 6 days I go on a 7 week hunting trip.I can barely wait. Every year I use all my vacation days to hunt with my beloved dog. Hunting wood grouse a whole day and then relax with some good food and a beer by the campfire while the stars come out is heaven to me.
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User avatar #54 to #52 - billymayss (08/17/2015) [-]
We also pay for almost all wildlife conservation efforts. While we do a ton ourselves for the animals, the proceeds from buying licenses, equipment (Commonly, I know cabela's donates some of their profits to different conservation efforts), and most anything else we buy for hunting/fishing, goes towards protecting them and helping them flourish.
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#24 to #5 - greedtheavaricious (08/17/2015) [-]
Dunno why you would get thumbed down. (Almost) Everybody eats meat, you just go the extra mile and kill it yourself.
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User avatar #53 to #24 - billymayss (08/17/2015) [-]
Well I said that because I know there's not really a hoard of hunters on this site and I assume most people don't really give a **** about it. And generally talking about things no one cares about online doesn't get the best feedback lol
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User avatar #59 to #24 - roxasftw (08/17/2015) [-]
Look, my image is spreading, huzzah
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#60 to #59 - greedtheavaricious (08/17/2015) [-]
It's one of my favorites. Using it a lot.
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#14 to #5 - atonial (08/17/2015) [-]
I killed a boar on my birthday, I have 300 pounds of pissed off boar in my fridge. The thing nearly turned me into a slushy red spot on the ground, so to honor it I intend on letting none of it waste. I give the meat to friends on special occasions and tell them to spit it out if they feel something hard I was using soft point rounds and wasn't thinking about the meat when it was up my ass with its jagged tusks . I thank God for the speed of a Lee Enfield's bolt, **** might have saved my life that day.

gif related, what I felt like when it was charging me.
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#19 to #14 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
a real man hunts with his bare hands
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#50 to #19 - rollfourexplain (08/17/2015) [-]
And those bare hands were holding today's latest and greatest defensive tools.
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#55 to #19 - dakkadakka (08/17/2015) [-]
Then a real man gets gored to death
Log in and say your stupid meme ********
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User avatar #78 to #14 - baronvonhuckle (08/18/2015) [-]
Aww yeah, .303 gentleman size.
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User avatar #68 to #14 - tacticalhog (08/18/2015) [-]
**** , is that actual combat footage or from a movie?
and congrats on the hunt man
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#70 to #68 - atonial (08/18/2015) [-]
From what I can tell It's legit. Funny how I can face a boar head on, plugging it over and over like a damned Terminator but I still have problems talking to girls. Soon that won't be an issue, however. This is kinda off topic, but I'm gonna try to ask someone out tomorrow, so wish me luck and pray that she's into the same /k/ tier stuff I'm into.
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#79 to #70 - baronvonhuckle (08/18/2015) [-]
Dudes marching in there with a .50 Cal.

Fully sick.
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#1 - containlettersonly (08/17/2015) [-]
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**containlettersonly rolled image**That's a good'n
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#4 to #1 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
Å jävlar sa du havregryn?
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#11 to #1 - scandaldog (08/17/2015) [-]
Havregryn
mmmmmmmhhhhhhh... deilig...
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User avatar #33 to #11 - dreygur (08/17/2015) [-]
>DR

Ya got rused, norwieboy.
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#16 - worldofwarcraftdog (08/17/2015) [-]
wouldnt you deep fry them? to enhance the natural fried chicken flavor we all know black people have
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#18 - krayon (08/17/2015) [-]
Georgia mentioned, swell with watermelon and boiled peanuts.
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User avatar #29 to #18 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/17/2015) [-]
I have southern Virginia friends who had never had boiled peanuts, when I brought them some from back home they all complained that the peanuts were wet and didn't like them.
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#34 to #29 - krayon (08/17/2015) [-]
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**krayon rolled image**You know that's funny! Because I'm from Southwest Virginia but my family moved to GA when I was 10 we lived there all through middle school.
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#9 - tarabostes ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
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#72 - hairydawg (08/18/2015) [-]
>rural Georgia

This is anywhere that isn't the Atlanta metro area which I don't accept as really being part of Georgia , I'ma need you to be more specific. Is it South Georgia (gnat hell), West Georgia (dangerously close to Alabamaland),Middle Georgia (home of musical legends Otis Redding, the Allman Bros., Little Richard, Capricorn records, etc.), East Georgia (golf land/Classic City, God's Country/dangerously close to South Carliney), or North Georgia (way up chyander in the mahwntans). God bless the Empire State of The South.
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#71 - darkplayer (08/18/2015) [-]
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**darkplayer rolled image** Can't forget them collard greens boy.
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#67 - kannonball (08/18/2015) [-]
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**kannonball rolled image** ****** stir fry! Hahahaha
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#82 - peezle (08/20/2015) [-]
MFW
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User avatar #73 - ubadubba (08/18/2015) [-]
A greentext story that ends in a rhyme?
And it doesn't refute the story this time?
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#69 - anon (08/18/2015) [-]
I know I shouldn't be laughing at this, but I can't help it.
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