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ITT: the biggest cooking fuckup you' ever made.
Anonymous (39/ 04/ 13( Wed) Replies:
I onee baked my own shit thinking it was brownie mix.
Anonymous 09/ 04/ 13( Wed) 19: 04 Replies:
I onee drank my own piss thinking it was lemonade
Anonymous 09/ 04/ 13( Wed) 19: 06 Replies: >:
I once woken] and ate my entire family because I thought they were giga puddi' s.
Anonymous 09/ 04/ 13( Wed) 19: 06 Replies: >:
I once took a shot of my own cum thinking it was cum.
Anonymous 09/ 04/ 13( Wed) 19: 19
I over salted potatoes. --
POTATOES
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#4 - kaisermike
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(08/06/2014) [-]
DON'T ******* TRIGGER MY POTATOKIN ASEXUALITY
#7 - theblackhand
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(08/06/2014) [-]
pshhh that's nothing, this guy cooked over 6 million jews.
User avatar #26 to #7 - funnyrage
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(08/06/2014) [-]
ya blew it man...
overcooked
#38 to #7 - anon id: aa5028f2
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(08/06/2014) [-]
over cooked 6 million jews*
User avatar #41 to #7 - hattheifbatman
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Over gassed
#48 to #7 - irishlawyer
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(08/06/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call that a mistake
More of an overwhelming success
User avatar #12 to #7 - eloys
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(08/06/2014) [-]
He wrote cooking MISTAKES
User avatar #9 - meanberry
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Not gonna use any "le meme arows" as this is not an image board it wont make you green text(inb4 someone with greentext item reply with arrows "proving me wrong".)
But here is my story

Be junkie
Junkie friend is gonna shoot his load of coke rectally for the first time as it's more effective than snorting yet safer than I.v
I get to cook his load as Ive shoot rectaly several times before.
high as **** on weed and amphetamine
think it would be fun to as "a little tabasco" into the mix
friends to stoned on weed to notice the cooked coke is redish
shoots the coke(wich burns pretty bad by it self) mixed with tabasco stright up his ass.
friend falls down screaming in pain

omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry.
User avatar #34 to #9 - hellomynameisbill
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(08/06/2014) [-]
what does that have to do with cooking?
User avatar #39 to #34 - meanberry
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(08/06/2014) [-]
You cook it on a spoon before you shoot it.
#75 to #39 - anon id: 8226f398
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well, that made me laugh
#11 to #9 - acksl
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#10 to #9 - adamks
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> Proving you wrong tho.
I used my color item for this
User avatar #33 - gratto
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(08/06/2014) [-]
i once fed a girl an entire bowl of eggs
User avatar #40 to #33 - truesmokewolf
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Fried or fertilized?
User avatar #44 to #40 - killerliquid
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(08/06/2014) [-]
just....eggs
#45 to #44 - truesmokewolf
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(08/06/2014) [-]
But...   
how you like yo eggs?   
fried or fertilized?   
how you like yo eggs?   
fried or fertilized?   
fried or-   
fried or fertilized?
But...
how you like yo eggs?
fried or fertilized?
how you like yo eggs?
fried or fertilized?
fried or-
fried or fertilized?
User avatar #46 to #45 - killerliquid
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#62 to #44 - timelimit
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#35 to #33 - riayl
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#19 - mordow
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Cooked with a peruvian puff pepper.
User avatar #20 to #19 - mypickinuraxe
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Ahh **** man. Those are permab& in America.
User avatar #22 to #20 - kennyh
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(08/06/2014) [-]
yep. It's an aji pepper that can cause kidney failure.
User avatar #6 - littleliz
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(08/06/2014) [-]
i think i ****** up more.
>be me loves shrimp
>makes good shrimp alfredo
>moving on to making fried shrimp
> add the flour the butter the egg the bread crumbs
> fry that ****
> first try dark brown not bad
>other tries perfect golden brown
>exited as **** to eat them!
>worked all morning on it got several burns
>effort worth it
>takes bite
>***** nasty
> i accidentally used pancake batter instead of flour
User avatar #3 - warlockrichard
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(08/06/2014) [-]
my sister, mom, and I managed to make salty sugar cookies once
User avatar #5 to #3 - iamtheballsack
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Negative effects of marijuana
#30 - mattdoggy
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(08/06/2014) [-]
I'm no longer allowed to use my kitchen due to innumerable accidents, i'll share my fave
>be waking up and decide to cook a manly breakfast
>bacon and eggs to put the hair on my chest
>turn on stove and go to get bacon
>no bacon, screw it i'll have poptarts
>throw them in the toaster and lay on couch
>wake up hungry again and decide i'll have cereal
>put bowl on the stove and pour cereal in it and go for milk
>no milk
>screw it, it's 5 minutes to the grocery store so i decide to go
>when i get back i come home to a Jamaican Sleepover
>smoke coming from kitchen and i rush to put out the random fire
>turns out i never turned the stove off and had set a plastic bowl on it
>cereal and bowl have dissolved into molten Frisbee of shame
>also i notice that the toaster has a lump of coal sticking out of it
>it was my poptart that was set to the maximum well done (aka nuke) setting (new toaster i didn't know how to work since i killed the last one accidentally)
>mfw i have to explain to rents why the ceiling is black and the day old toaster is broken
User avatar #32 to #30 - mattdoggy
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another favorite
>decide to make cookies with a few friends
>making them from scratch like a professional pastry chef even though we can barely microwave ramen
>we take turns tag teaming the recipe and are switching up the jobs
>it goes well we thought
>we're adding in extra chocolate chips and extra sugar so it'll taste great
>we read that adding extra salt will make the cookies taste sweeter, so i added double the salt like a genius
>we are all sure that this batch of cookies was going to be the best batch of cookies to exist in the history of mankind
>no
>when we taste them it is the worst thing that's entered my mouth
>after some discussion we discovered why
>i thought i was supposed to add double the salt
>so did 3 other people
>we have eight times the salt recommend in the recipe
>also we later realized that when copying the directions we wrote double the amount down for salt
>almost saltier than pure salt
>7/10 would eat again
#43 to #30 - dansanz
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I gotchu, bud   
>be tree fiddy in the morn, tired and hungry   
'I know, I still have pancake mix'   
>ransack the whole kitchen, no pancake mix   
>pulled out a few other ingredients, flour, yeast, choco-milk powder   
>decide to make pancakes from scratch   
>not the right ingredients, no eggs (half a banana works, go with that)   
>no bananas, but frozen banana + other tropical fruit in freezer bag   
>mix still frozen bananas with flour, no milk so extra water   
>no butter, but coconut oil works (I have long hair, use coconut oil pomade from bathroom)   
>throw it all together, kinda goopy, decide to bake the pancakes   
   
>pomade pops up, splatters all over the heating element, fire   
>stand in the kitchen, blinking and praising this false sun while I wait for the fire to die down   
   
>mfw I remember the next morning
I gotchu, bud
>be tree fiddy in the morn, tired and hungry
'I know, I still have pancake mix'
>ransack the whole kitchen, no pancake mix
>pulled out a few other ingredients, flour, yeast, choco-milk powder
>decide to make pancakes from scratch
>not the right ingredients, no eggs (half a banana works, go with that)
>no bananas, but frozen banana + other tropical fruit in freezer bag
>mix still frozen bananas with flour, no milk so extra water
>no butter, but coconut oil works (I have long hair, use coconut oil pomade from bathroom)
>throw it all together, kinda goopy, decide to bake the pancakes

>pomade pops up, splatters all over the heating element, fire
>stand in the kitchen, blinking and praising this false sun while I wait for the fire to die down

>mfw I remember the next morning
#1 - sideism
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that last one
#24 - Epicgetguy
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(08/06/2014) [-]
I think this guy ****** up the most