Food Mistakes. . Sile: 1378335680781 3. KB, 430x300, beans_ on_ . jpg) ITT: the biggest cooking you' ever made. Anonymous (39/ 04/ 13( Wed) Replies: I onee bake 4cha Food
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ITT: the biggest cooking ****** you' ever made.
Anonymous (39/ 04/ 13( Wed) Replies:
I onee baked my own **** thinking it was brownie mix.
Anonymous 09/ 04/ 13( Wed) 19: 04 Replies:
I onee drank my own piss thinking it was lemonade
Anonymous 09/ 04/ 13( Wed) 19: 06 Replies: >:
I once woken] and ate my entire family because I thought they were giga puddi' s.
Anonymous 09/ 04/ 13( Wed) 19: 06 Replies: >:
I once took a shot of my own cum thinking it was cum.
Anonymous 09/ 04/ 13( Wed) 19: 19
I over salted potatoes. --
POTATOES
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Submitted: 08/06/2014
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#4 - kaisermike (08/06/2014) [-]
DON'T ******* TRIGGER MY POTATOKIN ASEXUALITY
#7 - theblackhand (08/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
pshhh that's nothing, this guy cooked over 6 million jews.
User avatar #9 - meanberry (08/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Not gonna use any "le meme arows" as this is not an image board it wont make you green text(inb4 someone with greentext item reply with arrows "proving me wrong".)
But here is my story

Be junkie
Junkie friend is gonna shoot his load of coke rectally for the first time as it's more effective than snorting yet safer than I.v
I get to cook his load as Ive shoot rectaly several times before.
high as **** on weed and amphetamine
think it would be fun to as "a little tabasco" into the mix
friends to stoned on weed to notice the cooked coke is redish
shoots the coke(wich burns pretty bad by it self) mixed with tabasco stright up his ass.
friend falls down screaming in pain

omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry omg I'm sorry.
#10 to #9 - adamks ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
> Proving you wrong tho.
I used my color item for this
User avatar #33 - gratto (08/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
i once fed a girl an entire bowl of eggs
#19 - mordow (08/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Cooked with a peruvian puff pepper.
User avatar #6 - littleliz ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
i think i ****** up more.
>be me loves shrimp
>makes good shrimp alfredo
>moving on to making fried shrimp
> add the flour the butter the egg the bread crumbs
> fry that ****
> first try dark brown not bad
>other tries perfect golden brown
>exited as **** to eat them!
>worked all morning on it got several burns
>effort worth it
>takes bite
> ***** nasty
> i accidentally used pancake batter instead of flour
User avatar #3 - warlockrichard (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
my sister, mom, and I managed to make salty sugar cookies once
#30 - mattdoggy ONLINE (08/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm no longer allowed to use my kitchen due to innumerable accidents, i'll share my fave
>be waking up and decide to cook a manly breakfast
>bacon and eggs to put the hair on my chest
>turn on stove and go to get bacon
>no bacon, screw it i'll have poptarts
>throw them in the toaster and lay on couch
>wake up hungry again and decide i'll have cereal
>put bowl on the stove and pour cereal in it and go for milk
>no milk
>screw it, it's 5 minutes to the grocery store so i decide to go
>when i get back i come home to a Jamaican Sleepover
>smoke coming from kitchen and i rush to put out the random fire
>turns out i never turned the stove off and had set a plastic bowl on it
>cereal and bowl have dissolved into molten Frisbee of shame
>also i notice that the toaster has a lump of coal sticking out of it
>it was my poptart that was set to the maximum well done (aka nuke) setting (new toaster i didn't know how to work since i killed the last one accidentally)
>mfw i have to explain to rents why the ceiling is black and the day old toaster is broken
#1 - sideism (08/06/2014) [-]
that last one
#57 - zetsuboukamina (08/06/2014) [-]
I cooked a steak with the plastic on it.
I cooked a steak with the plastic on it.
#36 - imtryingmybest (08/06/2014) [-]
i ate a carrot once
#24 - Epicgetguy (08/06/2014) [-]
I think this guy ****** up the most
#59 - catburglarpenis (08/07/2014) [-]
Made bacon and eggs in my barracks room on a hot plate straight outta boot camp.

Bacon caused the fire alarm to go off, Fire Chief arrived.

Got called "House Fire" for a year.
#54 - datstalkerdoe ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
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#27 - Kairyuka ONLINE (08/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I once burned rice
User avatar #14 - nanako (08/06/2014) [-]
cheese encrusted circle sitting on grill.
remainder of pizza base and toppings all over bottom of oven



how can a pizza be THAT soft.
User avatar #47 - mmmilovemeth (08/06/2014) [-]
I burnt carrots while boiling them
User avatar #42 - bigbaddrag (08/06/2014) [-]
I started a small fire while making tea.
User avatar #37 - mutzaki (08/06/2014) [-]
I'm ashamed to say...I burned bacon once.
User avatar #31 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (08/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I made green pancakes once.
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