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Anonymous Yesterday
Do squats make you shorter? We been
hearing it does and not quite sure if it' s a
meme or not. I' m currently 6' and can' t
afford to lose a millimeter since by paper I
will become a manlet L;
Anonymous Nty, 35202344 Yesterday
Yes they make you shorter but dont worrybutt
complete the rep and youll return to your normal
height.
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Submitted: 12/11/2015
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#6 - maddboiy ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
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User avatar #8 to #6 - yugiohkris (12/12/2015) [-]
You're a small guy.
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User avatar #11 to #8 - newdevyx (12/12/2015) [-]
uu
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#1 - simonhatesfj (12/11/2015) [-]
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Really?
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#69 to #1 - deckbox (12/12/2015) [-]
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#71 to #69 - doblade ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
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#87 to #71 - deckbox (12/12/2015) [-]
Super Troopers (5/5) Movie CLIP - Shenanigans (2001) HD
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#53 to #1 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
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#92 to #89 - simonhatesfj (12/12/2015) [-]
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#10 to #1 - newdevyx (12/12/2015) [-]
Gud roll
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#73 to #1 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (12/12/2015) [-]
9/11 roll my friend!
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User avatar #76 to #73 - alarubra (12/12/2015) [-]
See I'd give it a perfect 5/7
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#30 to #1 - thatwhiteman (12/12/2015) [-]
5/7 roll
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User avatar #41 to #30 - obviousxplains (12/12/2015) [-]
i didnt like that roll as much as i liked that roll
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#62 to #30 - starlordoriginal (12/12/2015) [-]
yeah I gave it a perfect score too
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#9 to #1 - seamusmcmaximus (12/12/2015) [-]
Decent. Mad decent.
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#2 to #1 - letrollzor (12/11/2015) [-]
Great roll man
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User avatar #4 to #2 - simonhatesfj (12/11/2015) [-]
Thx bro
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#5 - bemmo (12/12/2015) [-]
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#23 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
yo, other women of fj, I don't want to sound like a special snowflake, since I don't think I'm the only one, but I don't really give a damn how long a man is. what do you ladies think? prove that there is women out there who don't care if you're a midget.

ladies only.
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#24 to #23 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
doesn't really matter. I will now say something extremely fb mom thing, but the only length that matters is the length of a dick but even that is apparently a myth. or so I've heard that it doesn't really matter how long your dick is, it's how you use it or something. apparantly average dick size is good enough for most women too and if you fall a little bit short it's not necessarily a game over. anyway I sidetracked.
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User avatar #26 to #24 - froot (12/12/2015) [-]
If a dick too long it's uncomfortable to **** .
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User avatar #25 to #23 - jiichei (12/12/2015) [-]
I've dated a guy who was shorter than me. it's not a big deal. men don't bitch about my weight, I don't bitch about their height, I think it's a pretty good balance.
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User avatar #27 to #23 - froot (12/12/2015) [-]
I will say I do prefer taller men but I won't dismiss someone because they're "short". Mostly because I am in fact quite short and most men will be taller than me anyway so it doesn't matter.
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User avatar #33 to #23 - fuzzyballs (12/12/2015) [-]
so what you are trying to say is that different people have different tastes?
well now I finally, after years of extensive research found out why everyone just doesn't look exactly the same!
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User avatar #39 to #23 - metalnettle (12/12/2015) [-]
I don't really care. I'm pretty short anyway (5'3 /160 cm) so the vast majority of men are taller than me anyway. But even if they were my height or slightly shorter I don't think that alone would put me off. My ideal man height though is anything taller than me
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User avatar #28 to #23 - thefunnyside (12/12/2015) [-]
It's kinda nice to have a tall dude, but very few women will reject you ONLY because you're shorter than them, and if they do, they're pretty shallow.
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#42 to #23 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
GIF
Hey ladies!
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#52 to #23 - aangbingo (12/12/2015) [-]
6ft 3 but I'm autistic
Just kill me before I can breed
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User avatar #54 to #52 - plazmaflare (12/12/2015) [-]
We don't need to kill you to keep you from breeding.
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User avatar #55 to #54 - aangbingo (12/12/2015) [-]
You have to be sure.
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User avatar #57 to #55 - plazmaflare (12/12/2015) [-]
You're on FJ and a self proclaimed autist, you may as well have been castrated. But never stop believing, you can do it! Plus your autism won't pass on to your child as long as you've fixed your attitude by then, which you'll have to if you want one.
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User avatar #59 to #57 - aangbingo (12/12/2015) [-]
I'm not self proclaimed, I was diagnosed with autism by both my local GP and secondary mental health carer.
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User avatar #60 to #59 - plazmaflare (12/12/2015) [-]
GG, son. I'm sorry for you. Focus on science and be all you can be.
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User avatar #68 to #59 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (12/12/2015) [-]
hahaha literally autistic? sucks man. at least you have an excuse to be on fj tho, I come here out of pure will
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User avatar #48 - jdborchardt (12/12/2015) [-]
I find it odd that the term "manlet" exists, I mean, no one can help their height. Why don't we just keep on fat-shaming and call it good?
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User avatar #67 to #48 - bodeejus (12/12/2015) [-]
People are just assholes, that's just what I assume. Even though you may get teased for being short, it just helps you weed out all the jerks because decent people won't care about that sort of thing.
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User avatar #72 to #48 - iamthepapercut (12/12/2015) [-]
i have a small penis and a ****** personality so i need to feel superior about something
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User avatar #51 to #48 - WutsAtroll (12/12/2015) [-]
found the manlet
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User avatar #56 to #51 - jdborchardt (12/12/2015) [-]
Yup. But I'm comfortable with my height and have never had a problem with women. Of course being at about 11-12% body fat at 185 lbs helps. even if I am only 5' 6".
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User avatar #58 to #56 - WutsAtroll (12/12/2015) [-]
that's fair. I agree that it makes more sense to fat shame than height shame though, because fat people are 100x more undesirable and it's their own faults
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#81 to #56 - twentyninersaregay (12/12/2015) [-]
do you miss snowwhite?
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User avatar #98 to #81 - unbelievable (12/12/2015) [-]
Not as much as you'll miss your balls after I punch them right up into your ass.
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#101 to #98 - twentyninersaregay (12/13/2015) [-]
so grumpy eh? big fan bro. I could give you a little pink stool so you can reach my balls
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User avatar #64 to #56 - frenzyhero (12/12/2015) [-]
its one of those things man, like dick or breast size
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#13 - venomousvalentine (12/12/2015) [-]
Is 5'11" actually considered short or is it just a meme?

I'm 5'4" and I know I'm short but damn.
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User avatar #65 to #13 - StewieGGriffin (12/12/2015) [-]
Kind of, but at the same time not really. At 6' I've noticed that most people I've met in college are smaller than me, but not too much. 5'11 is really close to average. Females see it as like 5'6 so to them it is short.
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User avatar #80 to #65 - kristovsky (12/12/2015) [-]
Females see it as anyone under 6' isn't a man and they laugh at them.

Sorry bro.
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#93 to #80 - sunfire ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Not if you're a decent ******* person, you don't
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User avatar #84 to #13 - newfeliperuiz (12/12/2015) [-]
5'7" when wearing boots here, just ******* own it man. There are more women attracted to confidence than there are that just want height. Personally I don't date girls under 6'8" because short girls are bitches that value height over pretty much everything else.
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User avatar #96 to #84 - Dember (12/12/2015) [-]
I can't tell if "girls under 6'8" was an error or intentional...
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User avatar #103 to #96 - newfeliperuiz (12/13/2015) [-]
It was intentional. Short girls piss me off. Won't even talk to a girl unless she's a ******* Amazonian warrior.
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User avatar #104 to #103 - Dember (12/13/2015) [-]
you talkin to one now, numbnuts : P
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User avatar #105 to #104 - newfeliperuiz (12/13/2015) [-]
It's a joke I started in high school where every time a girl told me she wouldn't date a guy under a certain height, I would one up her. About a year ago a girl told me she doesn't date guys under 6'7" and so I decided it's 6'8" girls or nothing

I'm gonna die alone
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User avatar #106 to #105 - Dember (12/14/2015) [-]
'attaboy! stick to your resolve, more power to ya! : D


tbh I don't care how tall a guy is. I'm only barely over 5'5 myself so everyone teases me about being short as it is, lol. It's not like height makes a guy any less date'able or something.

probably doesn't help much in my case tho. I'm a lesbo. : /
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User avatar #32 to #13 - kibbleking (12/12/2015) [-]
Yes five eleven is short. You are short.
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User avatar #20 to #13 - jackthexiv ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
you're fine,
You got personality...
and....
league skins
you're good
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User avatar #21 to #20 - venomousvalentine (12/12/2015) [-]
I also happen to be really cute.
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User avatar #82 to #21 - enslavedyouth (12/12/2015) [-]
prove it

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#102 to #82 - venomousvalentine (12/13/2015) [-]
older pic but whatever.
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User avatar #100 to #82 - elsanna (12/12/2015) [-]
Visit /gay/ more often
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#90 to #13 - vegasstoner (12/12/2015) [-]
i believe 5'9 is the average height for men. soooo no 5'11 isnt actually short, although some people may think of it that way.
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User avatar #16 to #13 - allthelolz (12/12/2015) [-]
Although a lot of women do consider anything under 6ft short.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - venomousvalentine (12/12/2015) [-]
thats dumb.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - allthelolz (12/12/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm not exactly sure what the criteria is for it, most women I date are around 5'5-5'8. They like to wear 3-inch heels as well so they tend to take that into their judgment. Basically if you're not decently taller than them when they're in heels you're "short". Do get me wrong it's retarded logic, as is most women's logic.
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User avatar #19 to #18 - venomousvalentine (12/12/2015) [-]
oh well.
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User avatar #49 to #16 - fluttergrey (12/12/2015) [-]
If a person is shorter than you, then you are tall. If they are taller than you, then you are short.
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#85 to #49 - epicawe ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
you must be dumb a lot
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User avatar #94 to #85 - fluttergrey (12/12/2015) [-]
If a person is smarter than you, then you are dumber. If a person is dumber than you, you only look smarter. In the end we all have ways to go in knowledge.
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User avatar #29 to #13 - lordofpenis (12/12/2015) [-]
I'm 5'10 and people call me short lol.
It depends on your demographic, in my hometown I'm average height, at my uni I'm king manlet as most people are 6'4+
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User avatar #77 to #29 - thesinful (12/12/2015) [-]
Yep. In high school, I was the 2nd tallest at 6'3" tallest was Cain who was 6'5" . In college, I was about average with plenty of guys towering over me, including a couple who ducked through doors.
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User avatar #15 to #13 - keatontheghostfox (12/12/2015) [-]
It's a meme
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#78 to #15 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
your mom is a meme
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User avatar #44 to #13 - CaptainKill (12/12/2015) [-]
What is short and what is tall is highly variable depending on the country. For America/Canada and most of Europe, anything around 178cm (5'10) is considered average for a man, with some taller exceptions including the Netherlands, Germany, and the Scandinavian countries. In asia though, an average Westerner would be tall by comparison.

tl;dr, men who get self-conscious about being "short" when they are at least 178cm/5'10 are pretty much experiencing body dismorphia. Hell I'd extend the term "average height" to those who are at least 175cm or taller.
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User avatar #61 to #13 - emiyashirou ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
5'8" is global average for adult males.
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User avatar #91 to #13 - meganinja (12/12/2015) [-]
No it's above average height for men in ALMOST every country. By definition it isn't short.

People like feeling superior about something, and sometimes all a person has is their genetics.

I'm 6'1" before you call me a butthurt manlet.
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User avatar #35 to #13 - Sunset ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
it differs where you go fam
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#63 to #13 - starlordoriginal (12/12/2015) [-]
What are you talking about?
7'11" is gigantic and so is 7'4"!
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#79 to #13 - newall (12/12/2015) [-]
5'8"-5'10" is the western average.

Unfortunately, the media also portrays unrealistic body expectations for men, one of them being that "all men must be above 6ft" which is why many people believe someone who's 5'10" is tiny. (Robert Downey Jr. is 5'10" for example, and known for being "short" Heck, even Tom Cruise, world renowned "tiny man" is actually 5'7" which isn't exactly an abnormal height.)
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User avatar #31 to #13 - doktorosiris (12/12/2015) [-]
I'm 5'6" living in Norway, so here I'm pretty short, but while in Wales I felt pretty tall. Mostly comes down to where you are I guess.
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#3 - letrollzor (12/11/2015) [-]
Well what do you know
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#12 to #3 - tarabostes (12/12/2015) [-]
So smuuuuuuuug
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#45 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
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#50 - dansname (12/12/2015) [-]
GIF
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#83 - puresoul (12/12/2015) [-]
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User avatar #43 - leorio (12/12/2015) [-]
Manlet at 6'0? ;_;
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User avatar #74 to #43 - kyouko (12/12/2015) [-]
5'11
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User avatar #97 - gypsydude (12/12/2015) [-]
Sounds like admin
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User avatar #86 - lolollo (12/12/2015) [-]
Wow, it used to be 6'2". You guys are finally getting saner with your criteria.
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User avatar #70 - Ragumshnagum (12/12/2015) [-]
Peter Dinklage gets pussy.

You don't need height if you have money.
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#47 - gedoushinken (12/12/2015) [-]
GIF
mfw a fit girl in yoga pants does squats
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User avatar #40 - assdoreponyfucker (12/12/2015) [-]
i didnt get it at first but now i do
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