First time in Europe
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its 25 year old American
we to Germany. firsttime in Europe
xplane lands, I applaud.
sin german airport. take off shoes. pants, leave 3 dz sample of blood, semen in quart sized ziploc
Heir. ydu don' t need to dd that. Just walkthrough the metal detector"
sorry, nicht earache deutsch"
Heir. I am speaking english."
directly through metal detector. do not get irradiated. do not get groped by
security guard 5 Euro because that is the smallest paper money
Spend the first day in Frankfurt. Frankfurt is a great city because there is nothing to do ed literally anywhere else you go is great.
mete around. can' t hear any engligh
awalk with hand in back pocket to protect wallet
weep other hand in side pocket to protect phone.
Tunable to operate ticket machine. Language options are Union Jack. Deutsch Flag., and France.
en train without ticket.
officers in uniform comes uped me
Morgen karte bitte"
Apologies. Good Morning. ticket- please."
Nicht earache deutch"
Sir. I speak english.''
understand his crazy - tip him Euro to leave me alone.
tips me back fer being a cool American.
Tyrain arrives in Munich. Begin applauding.
Noobody claps. don' t want to ruin my solid American applause.
Hip every passenger fer letting me sew
to Macdonalds to get order Double Quarter Pounder.
Ffucking idiot gives me Wrong meal. end up with Hamburger Royale Hesse
sues buggered weigh down extra pedal
scar rolls backwards into river.
the whale way in.