Fight Club. . sbe IO or something, move to a new city eeverything is full of hipsters and wiggers T: -grow up quiet lonely, and wander arround on the schoolyard
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Fight Club

sbe IO or something, move to a new city
eeverything is full of hipsters and wiggers
T: -grow up quiet lonely, and wander arround on the schoolyard a lot
ffind this fence with a bunch of ducks behind it
apparrently they belonged to the janitor, and i started feeding them
hi fed them all kinds of stuff - mostly parts of my lunch
T: -one day i saw one of them eating a frog, aparrently it tasted damn good
T: -so i started collecting hogs in some box and threw them into the cage
sthe ducks would rip apart the bigger ones, and eat the smaller ones in one bite
as helper for some natu to save those poor hogs
apparrently the population heavily decreased and they suspect they get killed by cars
ffind out where they come from, put up buckets and collect the hogs the next day
hi remember how those ducks fought about this especially large frog for several minutes
sthe ducks seemed to have gotten used to eating bigger things as they started killing each other
d observe them every day and give hogs to the winner of the dayly fights
sthis one girl i didn' t like brings some hamster, i remember it was orange
saftey the houri opened the cage to make it look like it ran away and took the hamster to my pets
styrene it to the ducks and smile as they rip apart the poor ****** in seconds
saftey that incident someone claimed the ducks might have eaten it so the janitor made a better fence arror the cage
hi couldn‘ t feed them anymore, but i was there almost every day, to watch my personal club
sthe time i was there three more ducks were killed by other ducks, i believe they have gotten used to the taste of blood
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#8 - roguetrooper (02/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The first rule about duck fight club is:
YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT DUCK FIGHT CLUB



(I know it's a seagull)
#4 - jamesjc (02/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My friends and I would take scorpions we would find behind my house, and put them into separate jars. We would use model paint to put dots on them just enough so we would could tell them apart. We would eventually start doing bets and **** when our friends would gather for sleepovers. Nothing major, as we are just 11 and 12 year olds; PS2 games, Yu-Gi-Oh card decks, etc. We throw all kinds of **** into a ******* pile Being in separate jars for a long time (months) makes them pissed, so they start killing each other. Winner gets whatever is in the pile.
#18 - liquidz (02/28/2013) [-]
Time to step the game up.

This ain't no pokemon battle anymore son
#15 - thempc ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
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"and the rats fall into the bucket, plop, plop, plop. And did we kill them? no. we just left them there. and when we came back, there were only 2 rats left."
#3 - joethefurball (02/28/2013) [-]
what
#12 - deezknuts (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>aperrently
User avatar #22 to #12 - paronix ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
>as photographed by a slipper
#25 - runescapewasgood ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
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#20 - jelhajj ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 - zorororonoa (02/28/2013) [-]
you ****** , you just broke the first two rules of duck fight club
#7 - drunkengnome (02/28/2013) [-]
I loved it.   
   
I loved every part of it.    
And I love ducks.    
It reminds me of my old days.
I loved it.

I loved every part of it.
And I love ducks.
It reminds me of my old days.
#26 - himommy (03/01/2013) [-]
wat
#24 - siggythepiggy (02/28/2013) [-]




>apperrently
User avatar #21 - webmonkey (02/28/2013) [-]
after reading this, this music video finaly makes sense! www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_BGKyAKigs
#19 - iamphoenix (02/28/2013) [-]
Chaotic Neutral can be a beautiful and terrible thing.
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#1 - angelambrosius (02/28/2013) [-]
Wtf did I just read? .-.
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