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Anonymous (ID: ) "( Moon) 23: Nto. 439744085
File: ". jpg-( 27 KB, 303x299, 586213. jpg)
ejew many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb:
eone to screw it in,
eerie to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
eerie to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
eerie to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "",
eerie to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
eerie to blame men for not changing the bulb,
eerie to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
eerie to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
eerie to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
eerie to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
eerie to alert the media that women are now "" men,
eerie to just sit there taking pictures for her blag for that men are
unnecessary.
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Submitted: 04/18/2013
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#8 - bennyxthexkid (04/18/2013) [+] (15 replies)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter. Feminists can't change anything.
#17 - jimbobji (04/18/2013) [+] (25 replies)
no, no. It's 13
One to make a youtube channel calling everything ever sexist
#23 - posalad (04/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
How many friend zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?   
   
-None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed off when it won't screw
How many friend zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

-None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed off when it won't screw
User avatar #42 - bossdelainternet (04/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Trick question
Feminists can't change anything.
User avatar #6 - nicopwnz (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to exclaim that the light-bulb has violated the socket, and the other to secretly wish that she was the socket.
User avatar #1 - twi (04/18/2013) [+] (35 replies)
>one to stick it into her vagina, break it, and blame men for the glass now stuck in her vaginal walls
#10 - futurella (04/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>one Ukrainian (or Russian) to show her tits.
I'd be okay with this. Pic not related.
#70 - quentintin (04/19/2013) [-]
MFW this entire post
MFW this entire post
#164 - josieabby (04/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#36 - bigrog (04/18/2013) [+] (21 replies)
I see alot of jokes about this but do these crazy ass feminist really even exist. Never met one, never found a website of theres, never even seen a post by one. Im sure there are some, but judging by how few ive seen i got to imagine there are very very few. If someone has some links to some of there websites or blogs i would appreciate it.
User avatar #46 to #36 - meganinja (04/19/2013) [-]
I have. I checked out a female equality blog and some woman was talking about how all men should be castrated. There would be a large ceremony, and the male is chained up, disrobed, and if he has a loved one, she is allowed to take a semen sample for reproduction later. They would then castrate the male without anestetic, but WOULD provide other basic medical care to prevent death. She said that by forcing the males to do it in chains, it would prevent males from oppressing them, and without their testicles it would calm them all down so there would be no more crime ever.

Everybody else (that I saw) agreed with her saying that they were very valid points and blamed the male run government as the reason for this not being in effect.


11/10, would rage again.
User avatar #47 - gigglesthegreat (04/19/2013) [-]
> One to blame men for not giving women a chance to invent the lightbulb.
User avatar #140 - dwamijtrollin (04/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
woman hits a man, "you cant hit me i'm a woman and want equal rights"
man hits a woman, "OMG RAPE IM CALLING THE COPS YOU PIG!!"
if women want equal rights they better be ready to throw down if one hits me
#169 - redorbit (04/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)




yeah right
#86 - anonymous (04/19/2013) [-]
How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, divorced men never get the house.
#213 - antigravitycake (04/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
that joke was horribly long winded and i had to pay attention. was it written by a woman?
that joke was horribly long winded and i had to pay attention. was it written by a woman?
#158 - theberserker (04/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#29 - supahsayin (04/18/2013) [-]
Three protests for the lesbo-kings under the sky.
Seven for the Dwarf-butches in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal women doomed to die,
None for the Man Lord on his throwback throne
In the Land of Man-cave where the beer cans lie.
One man to rule them all,
One man to find them,
One man to bring them all,
and in the straightness bind them
In the Land of Man-cave where the beer-cans lie.
#135 - anonymous (04/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians segregate from everybody, have completely expressionless faces, and are very untalkative to hide that they can read minds. Asians have expressionless faces to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Ike, find funny, astonishing etc, so they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening. Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!!!!!!
User avatar #81 - pillsmakeitgrow (04/19/2013) [-]
I take my hat off to militant feminists.

They don't like that
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