Feel greentext. A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: " off, you won't bring it back.". l 320 1 4Chan
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - reginleaf
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(04/05/2014) [-]
It's because he tried to choose the easy way out.
User avatar #67 to #7 - lokkeduen
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>get steelwire
>go to a bridge
>put wire around neck
>glue hands to face
>jump off bridge
>laugh in hell when it looks like you ripped off your own head, to the people who found you
#3 - tumblrball
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that description
that description
#14 - rambomanthree
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>be 17
>suffering from severe depression
>Rock bottom etc.
>Decide to an hero via helium mask
>supposed to knock you out, and you go to sleep only to never wake up
>write out note
>put on mask and turn on gas
>start to feel very light headed, to the point of passing out
>Hear footsteps down the hallway grow nearer
>Mom trudges down hallway and bursts open door to my room
>mom: WHY THE **** DID YOU PISS ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT YOU PIECE OF SHI-...WAIT WHAT THE **** YOU DOING?!?
>feel tears role down my eyes
>take of mask
>start crying
>decide to poor out my heart and let it all out
>"IM SO TIRED OF LIVNG LIKE THIS...BLAH LASDSAD"
>Forget that helium makes your voice highpitched like a chipmunk
>crying and blubbering like alvin the ******* chipmunk
>mom stops dead in her tracks and starts gut laughing
>mom walks out of room
>hear her still laughing in kitchen 5 minutes later
>Decide to not an hero after all

MFW
#16 to #14 - anon id: 8b683256
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So why did you piss all over the toilet seat? That isn't cool man you wipe the seat if you have ****** aim.
#65 to #14 - anon id: dfb85f33
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Helium??
Atleast ******* mix it with Nitrous Oxide,
So you cold die while high!
#85 to #14 - clechyl
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User avatar #35 to #14 - perform
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This is golden. Oh my god.
User avatar #66 to #14 - northleech
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The original quote from the 4chan post was "You'll never understand my pain" in helium voice. Still, good ****, thanks for reminding me of this glorious post.
User avatar #17 to #14 - thefunnyside
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I remember seeing that on 4chan a while ago. Thanks for reminding me of this glorious story
#4 - puredeliciousness
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This was actually pretty depressing.
This was actually pretty depressing.
#33 - Tommovdv
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>be 21
>living a healthy, good life
>lots of friends
>airliner pilot
>never even had a single thought of killing myself because life is good and there is so much more I want to do.
>continue living and enjoying

just thought I'd show that not everyone here is a sad and depressed suicidal person
#90 to #33 - anon id: aa6d6a51
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>Be Tommovdv
>Like cock but not sure if IN love with cock
>See posts on FJ about someone who was less fortunate then me
>Brag about life and never even face adversity.
>Continue being a faggot and enjoying cock(until i love it)

just thought i'd let you know not everyone is blessed with good opportunity and fortune.
#91 to #90 - Tommovdv
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(04/17/2014) [-]
aww, i'm sorry that you're a so called depressed emo twat that cuts himself for attention. I'm sorry that everyone else must be as miserable and pethatic as you because you never took your oppertunities to make something of your life. I'm sorry I'm more succesfull than you mainly because I didn't let every negative thing in my life beat me down. I'm sorry that you're a weak **** that cries himself to sleep every night because he can't get his act together

I really am.
User avatar #70 to #33 - mion
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>be 19
>living a good life, whether it's healthy or not, I don't know
>not so many friends, but that's ok, I guess
>still no part time job
>going to university
>bored every day
>still not thinking about suicide
>life is a bag full of surprises, so **** suicide
#15 - snakefire
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Why all these ****** try'na use pain killers to off themselves?

Like are you retarded? SLEEPING PILLS. IT DOESNT WORK WITH PAIN KILLERS

Do some ******* research.
User avatar #20 to #15 - darksideofthebeast
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Pain pills can cause a quick overdose.

50mg Percocet for a beginner could kill them, that is not that much.
Opiates are depressants, they affect breathing and heart rate like other depressants.

but damn ***** do dey feel good. I feel it mang.
User avatar #87 to #20 - karson
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I was given percocet after I got my wisdom teeth removed. I took 1 and felt really dizzy, sick to my stomach, and all around weird. next dose, I took 2, and everything was just fan ******* tastic. For some rreason, it motivated me to wake up at 3 am and clean a rifle by candle light. I still don't know why.
User avatar #88 to #87 - darksideofthebeast
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Oh yes, Opiates make you chill if you want to.
And it also makes you hyper if you want to. That is why I love them.

Although I won't take like heroin or anything, Pain pills are fine here and there.

I love nodding off too.
User avatar #24 to #15 - exd
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Dying on sleeping pills isnt much fun
User avatar #26 to #24 - karson
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yeah, pretty sure if you're on 4chan and talking about killing yourself, you better do the whole glue-your-hands-to-your-head-and-make-it-look-like-you-ripped-your-head-off thing.
User avatar #29 to #26 - exd
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sleeping pills=! sleeping peacefully
youll vomit, suffer and feeling pain in your intestines
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User avatar #11 - APURPLEPYTHON
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20 muscle relaxers? Mmmm ********. Your lungs would get so relaxed you would stop breathing.
User avatar #30 to #11 - edlias
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He did wake up covered in vomit also, so the drugs could have started taking effect, knocking him out for 2 days, and then puked them out.
User avatar #21 to #11 - darksideofthebeast
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Yea, on top of 6 sleeping pills (which super **** you up) you DEFINITELY would not be alive.

#8 - rockergamer
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>be 13ish beginning of highschool   
>no real friends, can't handle school life, hate people   
>decide to kill self   
>take like a handful of every pill i can find and go to sleep   
>aleeve advil nyquil etc   
>don't feel the affects, but fall asleep   
>wake up   
>****   
>groggy as ****, pretty sure i'm not dead   
>go to school continue life as if nothing happened   
>tell family like 2 years later   
>eventually come to the conclusion that being a funny asshole will work   
>it ******* does   
>more friends in 1 year than in entire life   
>good friends too   
>can tell you to kill yourself and stop being a little faggot and we'll laugh about it   
>feels good man   
>now that being an asshole is working for me I crack jokes about everything   
>rape, murder, racism, brutal accidents, war, and even suicide   
>part of me is waiting for some sad faggot to confront me about not knowing what it's like to want to kill their self   
>oh but they don't know   
>still think about it from time to time    
>can't do it now out of fear of going to hell or my family finding out my kinks    
>life's been a 7/10 tho    
>if somehow i can become successful in life i won't regret a thing
>be 13ish beginning of highschool
>no real friends, can't handle school life, hate people
>decide to kill self
>take like a handful of every pill i can find and go to sleep
>aleeve advil nyquil etc
>don't feel the affects, but fall asleep
>wake up
>****
>groggy as ****, pretty sure i'm not dead
>go to school continue life as if nothing happened
>tell family like 2 years later
>eventually come to the conclusion that being a funny asshole will work
>it ******* does
>more friends in 1 year than in entire life
>good friends too
>can tell you to kill yourself and stop being a little faggot and we'll laugh about it
>feels good man
>now that being an asshole is working for me I crack jokes about everything
>rape, murder, racism, brutal accidents, war, and even suicide
>part of me is waiting for some sad faggot to confront me about not knowing what it's like to want to kill their self
>oh but they don't know
>still think about it from time to time
>can't do it now out of fear of going to hell or my family finding out my kinks
>life's been a 7/10 tho
>if somehow i can become successful in life i won't regret a thing
#27 to #8 - anon id: b139a48f
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>fear of going to hell
die in a foyer religious nutjob
#28 to #8 - wantabeer
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Being an asshole is why I have most of my friends too.
User avatar #19 - darksideofthebeast
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I refuse to believe this.
If you survive 20 muscle relaxers, 6 sleeping pills and 4 pain pills, consider your liver a ******* golden God.

User avatar #86 to #19 - neokun
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Or a ******* train wreck.