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Feel greentext. A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: " off, you won't bring it back.". l 320 1

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: " **** off, you won't bring it back."

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#7 - reginleaf (04/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's because he tried to choose the easy way out.
#3 - tumblrball ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
that description
that description
#14 - rambomanthree (04/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>be 17
>suffering from severe depression
>Rock bottom etc.
>Decide to an hero via helium mask
>supposed to knock you out, and you go to sleep only to never wake up
>write out note
>put on mask and turn on gas
>start to feel very light headed, to the point of passing out
>Hear footsteps down the hallway grow nearer
>Mom trudges down hallway and bursts open door to my room
>mom: WHY THE **** DID YOU PISS ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT YOU PIECE OF SHI-...WAIT WHAT THE **** YOU DOING?!?
>feel tears role down my eyes
>take of mask
>start crying
>decide to poor out my heart and let it all out
>"IM SO TIRED OF LIVNG LIKE THIS...BLAH LASDSAD"
>Forget that helium makes your voice highpitched like a chipmunk
>crying and blubbering like alvin the ******* chipmunk
>mom stops dead in her tracks and starts gut laughing
>mom walks out of room
>hear her still laughing in kitchen 5 minutes later
>Decide to not an hero after all

MFW
#4 - puredeliciousness (04/05/2014) [-]
This was actually pretty depressing.
This was actually pretty depressing.
#33 - Tommovdv ONLINE (04/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>be 21
>living a healthy, good life
>lots of friends
>airliner pilot
>never even had a single thought of killing myself because life is good and there is so much more I want to do.
>continue living and enjoying

just thought I'd show that not everyone here is a sad and depressed suicidal person
#15 - snakefire (04/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Why all these ****** try'na use pain killers to off themselves?

Like are you retarded? SLEEPING PILLS. IT DOESNT WORK WITH PAIN KILLERS

Do some ******* research.
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User avatar #11 - APURPLEPYTHON (04/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
20 muscle relaxers? Mmmm ******** . Your lungs would get so relaxed you would stop breathing.
#8 - rockergamer (04/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>be 13ish beginning of highschool   
>no real friends, can't handle school life, hate people   
>decide to kill self   
>take like a handful of every pill i can find and go to sleep   
>aleeve advil nyquil etc   
>don't feel the affects, but fall asleep   
>wake up   
>			****		   
>groggy as 			****		, pretty sure i'm not dead   
>go to school continue life as if nothing happened   
>tell family like 2 years later   
>eventually come to the conclusion that being a funny asshole will work   
>it 			*******		 does   
>more friends in 1 year than in entire life   
>good friends too   
>can tell you to kill yourself and stop being a little faggot and we'll laugh about it   
>feels good man   
>now that being an asshole is working for me I crack jokes about everything   
>rape, murder, racism, brutal accidents, war, and even suicide   
>part of me is waiting for some sad faggot to confront me about not knowing what it's like to want to kill their self   
>oh but they don't know   
>still think about it from time to time    
>can't do it now out of fear of going to hell or my family finding out my kinks    
>life's been a 7/10 tho    
>if somehow i can become successful in life i won't regret a thing
>be 13ish beginning of highschool
>no real friends, can't handle school life, hate people
>decide to kill self
>take like a handful of every pill i can find and go to sleep
>aleeve advil nyquil etc
>don't feel the affects, but fall asleep
>wake up
> ****
>groggy as **** , pretty sure i'm not dead
>go to school continue life as if nothing happened
>tell family like 2 years later
>eventually come to the conclusion that being a funny asshole will work
>it ******* does
>more friends in 1 year than in entire life
>good friends too
>can tell you to kill yourself and stop being a little faggot and we'll laugh about it
>feels good man
>now that being an asshole is working for me I crack jokes about everything
>rape, murder, racism, brutal accidents, war, and even suicide
>part of me is waiting for some sad faggot to confront me about not knowing what it's like to want to kill their self
>oh but they don't know
>still think about it from time to time
>can't do it now out of fear of going to hell or my family finding out my kinks
>life's been a 7/10 tho
>if somehow i can become successful in life i won't regret a thing
User avatar #19 - darksideofthebeast (04/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I refuse to believe this.
If you survive 20 muscle relaxers, 6 sleeping pills and 4 pain pills, consider your liver a ******* golden God.

User avatar #23 - deathdiedead (04/05/2014) [-]
"Start working on improving life."

I guess things turned out better than expected for him.
#71 - Ken M (04/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I am conflicted with suicide. I feel a mixture of compassion and disdain. On the one hand I would be glad to stay up all night to prevent a friend from comitting suicide. On the other hand, life is all you have. There is nothing else. If you are willing to throw all that away then you don't deserve it in the first place.
User avatar #74 to #71 - imagnetsux (04/05/2014) [-]
sometimes all you have is pain. in those times, you need someone to tackle you to the floor to stop you from jumping, tell you what a wonderful person you are and what a wonderful world you live in, and buy you lots of bacon and ice cream.
#32 - lordcuntdestroyer (04/05/2014) [-]
HFW waking up
User avatar #31 - decima (04/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
hell of a cleansing diet
#6 - kikiubo (04/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**kikiubo rolled comment #312 ** :
Indoctrination you say?
#69 - kcwsooners ONLINE (04/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**kcwsooners rolled image**
Oh that's nasty.
#75 to #69 - imagnetsux (04/05/2014) [-]
**imagnetsux rolled image** not as nasty as this
User avatar #81 - samoaspider ONLINE (04/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
excuse me, I don't speak english that well, but what does in that sentence "Sister's and family went to..." the upper comma mean?
User avatar #77 - imagnetsux (04/05/2014) [-]
**** suicide, if I had all those opes i'd stay looped for a week
User avatar #76 - duvallwhitey (04/05/2014) [-]
Oh look, another teenager who thinks he's/she's depressed
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