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User avatar #2 - itsnotimportant (01/14/2014) [-]
I don't get this " Fat mess ordered 47 burgers, ordered diet coke " **** , some people prefer the taste of the diet drinks, I'm not fat and can't stand diet drinks so don't buy them, I know fat people who only drink diet drinks as they prefer them to normal versions... are fat people not allowed to choose what they drink?
User avatar #101 to #2 - exhaustedheadcase (01/15/2014) [-]
im diabetic so when i do it its out of neccessity
sucks when im ordering for my whole family or group of friends and i have to tack on the end "and a large diet coke please"
i can hear them silently judging me, like a diet coke automatically means fat guy
User avatar #82 to #2 - Rvalldrgg (01/15/2014) [-]
Example: I like diet Pepsi more than regular Pepsi. The diet feels better on my teeth for some reason; regular feels like there's sand or something on my teeth afterword.
User avatar #40 to #2 - lorkhan (01/15/2014) [-]
But then you'd have to like diet soda, and no normal human with a sense of taste does. So not only are fat people fat, they aren't normal.
User avatar #37 to #2 - loonquawl (01/15/2014) [-]
Who actually prefers the taste of diet soda over real soda?
I'd gain weight before I'd drink that disgusting **** .
User avatar #29 to #2 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm kind of fat and I always get diet drinks.
It's not because I'm fat, but I honestly cant taste a difference, so why not get the diet?
User avatar #23 to #2 - Durp (01/15/2014) [-]
Diet sodas have the absolute worst aftertastes to them. I'd rather the ~200 calories and enjoy some refreshing pop.
#15 to #2 - corso (01/15/2014) [-]
>Prefer the taste of diet drinks
User avatar #22 to #15 - manofparody (01/15/2014) [-]
When I worked at wal-mart, I had a soda on every break and I started disliking the severity of the burn from strong sodas like Sprite and Coke, but Diet Coke didn't have so much of the burn so I would drink that. My former step mother also preferred diet coke to coke.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Twithyiguess (01/15/2014) [-]
I personally prefer any offbrand soda to be diet, I'm cheap so I normally get it. I think it just tastes better than 'refreshe cola' or whatever it is, though brands like Pepsi and Coke I prefer non-diet. I don't know why but I thought I'd share.
User avatar #17 to #16 - corso (01/15/2014) [-]
Are you from a different planet?
#18 to #17 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
I prefer strawberry juice than any other liquid, watchugonnadoboutitfaggot?
#24 to #18 - corso (01/15/2014) [-]
Hey, I'm trying to pick up an alien chick here. You mind?
Hey, I'm trying to pick up an alien chick here. You mind?
User avatar #13 to #2 - newprinny (01/15/2014) [-]
Of course there'll be people who prefer the taste of diet and don't really want to drink it because of the word "diet," dood, but there'll always be the joke older than time of the fat person ordering a huge amount of food and then trying to offset it by saying "oh, and add a diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight."
User avatar #11 to #2 - exclamation (01/15/2014) [-]
Diet Coke = Regular Cake
--Gabriel Iglesias
User avatar #10 to #2 - gameshredder (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't know why the'd prefer diet sodas.

They taste like someone **** in the regular drink.
User avatar #6 to #2 - randomwanker ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I really don't understand why this guy is getting red thumbed
User avatar #7 to #6 - shadowkingdr (01/15/2014) [-]
because people donèt want someone disagreeing with them
#9 to #7 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
Yes they do!
User avatar #4 to #2 - odinshomeboy ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Only people get to choose what they drink.
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