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Fat Excuses

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My story.
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alighting military
ggreat shape
odense muscles from deployment
knee/ ankle injuries from miles of marching and airborne operations
levye military finally
ialone
we friends anymore, eberyone is gene that i use to know
deppressed
main weight
wears go by
fiinally look (really look) at myself in mirror
realize eberything
wry in the shower
recovery
ccan' t squat without both knees sounding like bubble wrap
ccan' t run
to walk a lot, wasting a let of my day time
elliptical when i can
nut back calories
create unique healthier meals artery night to get constant different nutrition.
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mew and starting to get abs back.
dfat girl says
Wow Anon, mu need to stop losing weight. Youve way too skinny."
aask her how not feeling depressed anymore, how not hating myself anymore makes me "took skinny"
You have m meat en yew body, it leeks unhealthy-"
yeah.. but I feel better than I have in years."
tthis gees on, she gets her friends in on it.
rail of them try to tell me to gain weight
m literally being bullied at classes for wanting to be happy with myself
femminism has literally been reversed where i am being horribly judged for wanting to be myself again
ajust continue to workout as I can.. mien though it hurts artery day I do so.
This is becoming mere and mere commonplace, I use to think it was ajoke, with all the feminist ideology suddenly being posted en ml.
It' s real, it' s real and it' s being accepted.
The few people in my life are getting fatter.
Every time I see a girl she isn' t RUDD time frame "average" anymore.
She' s RUDD time frame "fat"
I am m lenger sexually attracted to wemen in my area, I can' t even get an erection anymore by looking at wemen, because many of them are chubby er obese.
I have to leek at internet ppm-
I could newer date a fat girl.
I could newer Wye a fat girl.
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#2 - sinery (11/10/2015) [-]
I would kill myself I ever became fat.
That is one thing I could not deal with.
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User avatar #26 to #2 - lgninjaleetful (11/10/2015) [-]
I feel the same way. Being 5'10 and 135 pounds.
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User avatar #45 to #26 - majestispaceduck (11/10/2015) [-]
Ayoo 6'4 185lbs
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User avatar #60 to #45 - damianblu (11/10/2015) [-]
6'4 285lbs fat **** .

Trying to lose it and that's going well enough. Down 15 so far so eh. Putting on muscle faster than losing fat, which sucks.

I can't even imagine being as lean as you though. I don't think I've been under 200 since middle school. Are you like, noticeably lanky or just kinda in shape?
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User avatar #73 to #60 - puscasu (11/10/2015) [-]
Good job , if I can give you any advice is to never stop or make stupid excuses , just do it every day.
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User avatar #145 to #60 - majestispaceduck (11/11/2015) [-]
No one actually cares how much you weigh, unless you're planning kn going ziplining or anything like that any time soon (really fun, started that when i was ny own little fat **** at 230 lbs when i was 5'9) (aka when i was 14)
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User avatar #146 to #145 - majestispaceduck (11/11/2015) [-]
On* my*
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User avatar #144 to #60 - majestispaceduck (11/11/2015) [-]
Im just kinda in shape, theres a little fat but if im wearing clothes i just look like im in shape.
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#87 to #60 - archael ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
6'4 165lbs.

I'm definitely lanky though.
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User avatar #69 to #45 - clannadqs (11/10/2015) [-]
Are you proud of that? At that weight you're like a ******* praying mantis.
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User avatar #143 to #69 - majestispaceduck (11/11/2015) [-]
Im not exactly skinny, not muscular, not fat, just... here.
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User avatar #149 to #143 - clannadqs (11/11/2015) [-]
Bro, below 200 at 6'4 is skinny.
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User avatar #150 to #149 - majestispaceduck (11/11/2015) [-]
Oh boy can i prove you wrong
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#152 to #150 - clannadqs (11/11/2015) [-]
Cena is three inches shorter than you and weighs almost 80 pounds more. Yeah, you're skinny bro.
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User avatar #151 to #150 - clannadqs (11/11/2015) [-]
Highly doubt it. I am a powerlifter, so my opinion might be a bit skewed, but 185 pounds is even skinny at 6'2 for me.
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User avatar #154 to #153 - clannadqs (11/11/2015) [-]
Dude, your gut is skinny-fat. That doesn't mean your arms, shoulders, neck, legs, etc aren't all tiny. No offense, but your arms are small bro. Muscle weighs more than fat, so if you had abs in place of that skinny-fat area you would weigh easily over 190.
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User avatar #155 to #154 - majestispaceduck (11/11/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, i know that im a lazy ****
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#156 to #155 - clannadqs (11/11/2015) [-]
Like, people get shocked at my weight and I have to supply a photo most of the time otherwise people think I'm some obese **** . I'm around 6'-6'1" and I weigh anywhere between 240-250 depending on the day. 185 for anything around 6 foot is something I would consider to be a good weight to be great at cardio. Other than that, I kind of think it is skinny. You could look amazing if you put on 20 pounds of muscle, if not more.
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#166 to #156 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**You look like you have a really big dick, I can see the bulge. No homo.
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#66 to #64 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
5'9 and 110 pounds, am I anorexic?
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#76 to #66 - angryninja (11/10/2015) [-]
yes
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#65 to #45 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
6'3 105 ;-;
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User avatar #157 to #65 - majestispaceduck (11/11/2015) [-]
I don't even think you can stand man.
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User avatar #86 to #26 - koholla (11/10/2015) [-]
I'm 5'11'' and 130 lbs. I need to exercise, soon i'm going to start biking or something, idk
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User avatar #81 to #26 - bloodmadnertwo (11/10/2015) [-]
i'm 5'9 185, How are you even alive ? like, i'm a healthy solid guy. I kinda want to see what you look like.
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User avatar #88 to #81 - marinepenguin (11/10/2015) [-]
I graduated high school at 6'3 145 pounds.
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User avatar #93 to #88 - dangler ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Holy **** ... I graduated 6'4" 235 and people thought I looked thinner than I actually was
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User avatar #96 to #93 - marinepenguin (11/10/2015) [-]
Yeah I was hella lanky.
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User avatar #90 to #88 - bloodmadnertwo (11/10/2015) [-]
Again, how are you alive, and i'd like to see what you look like. Like, did you feel okay ? did you feel lethargic ? i was 120 when i was like 14 and i felt awful, i hit 165 and felt great, working back to that point now, but obviously im substantially shorter than you.
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#91 to #90 - marinepenguin (11/10/2015) [-]
I was played sports and was athletic, I was strong for that weight and held strength records on the football team for under 150 pounds. Even though I was considered underweight for my height I was perfectly healthy.

This was me a little after gradruation. I started lifting hard and eating more, and now I'm at 205 two years later. So I'm pretty lean and muscular now.
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User avatar #109 to #91 - corps (11/10/2015) [-]
Gotta love those insecure pieces of **** that'll thumb someone down for posting a picture of themselves, am I right?
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User avatar #114 to #109 - marinepenguin (11/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, red thumbs don't bother me, if I post my stuff outside of the fitness board I usually get reds. People must think I'm trying to show off or brag.
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User avatar #94 to #91 - bloodmadnertwo (11/10/2015) [-]
**** dude, you're handsome. Not bad at all. That's what i look like at 165, doing boxing, judo and long distance track. Now i've swtiched to power lifting and gained a ******** of weight i can't seem to lose.
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#95 to #94 - marinepenguin (11/10/2015) [-]
Well I appreciate the compliment!

And I had very little body fat so I think that contributed to my low weight. And add in more conditioning like hard runs for 10-15 minutes, sprints, or even more volume on your lifts.

This is me now btw.
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User avatar #101 to #95 - bloodmadnertwo (11/10/2015) [-]
Holy **** . Moderate jealousy. Do you skip leg day though is the real question.
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#105 to #101 - marinepenguin (11/10/2015) [-]
No sir, currently running the 20 rep squat program. I'm trying to get my legs back, I lost a lot of strength and size from basic, my legs suffered the worst.
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User avatar #106 to #105 - bloodmadnertwo (11/10/2015) [-]
That's impressive man, Kudos to you for keeping yourself is some seriously kickass shape !!!! What do you do for a job ?
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User avatar #108 to #106 - marinepenguin (11/10/2015) [-]
Thanks! And I'm Air National Guard, security forces, basically military police.
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User avatar #111 to #108 - bloodmadnertwo (11/10/2015) [-]
Also, you must have some sick stories if you're an MP yeah ?
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User avatar #115 to #111 - marinepenguin (11/10/2015) [-]
I start my training for that in February, so I'm not an MP just yet. But we don't do much other then guard the base and flight line honestly unless we're deployed. If we got into a serious war we'd see some combat but otherwise we guard gates and pull people over haha.
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User avatar #116 to #115 - bloodmadnertwo (11/10/2015) [-]
Still a fun time i'm sure, You ever run any kind of deployment ?
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User avatar #119 to #116 - marinepenguin (11/10/2015) [-]
You can't deploy until you are completely trained, so far the only place I've been "deployed" to is lackland afb, Texas haha. But I'll have plenty of chances to see deployments, my unit is undermanned as well, so I'll see lots of cool stuff.
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User avatar #120 to #119 - bloodmadnertwo (11/10/2015) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOh okay, i had the misconception that you went from like, a service man to MP, but you're still in training, that makes sense. Still, cool **** man.
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User avatar #110 to #108 - bloodmadnertwo (11/10/2015) [-]
Kickass, i was in cadets for a while, until i was told i'll never get to fly a plane because of my eyesight and asthma. Woohoo dream crushing realizations. Now i'm in school to build unmanned fliers. If i cant fly for real i can at least pretend
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#141 to #105 - bloodmadnertwo (11/11/2015) [-]
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Still happy my legs are okay.
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#140 to #105 - bloodmadnertwo (11/11/2015) [-]
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Me, Sorry about the sideways, dunno why it decided that was a goo idea. I could stand to lose about 30 pounds, 185 atm.
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#161 to #140 - clannadqs (11/11/2015) [-]
Used this below, but here is a photo of me man. I'm making amazing progress to thinning up as all I did was powerlift Had pretty retarded numbers like nearing 400 bench, 600 dead, and I had to keep away from squat due to a knee injury last year . I weighed around 250-260 at that point and I knew I had to cut back a little. In the photo I weigh 240 and this all came from changing literally nothing other than adding maybe one or two more supplementary lifts and adding a few jogs/sprints each week with maybe 30-60 minutes on cardio machines almost every lift. Don't change the way you are lifting as I honestly believe powerlifting with cardio is the best way you could ever go when it comes to lifting. Who the **** cares if you can do a bunch of pullups if you bench 185, amirite? shot at ********** . Still working really hard and within two months I should be getting where I really want to.
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User avatar #163 to #161 - bloodmadnertwo (11/11/2015) [-]
Hey man, good for you and i'm glad you're getting to where you want to go, like the marks you're hitting are ******* sweet. I just hate fat, i've always been super skinny and i want that back, i'll still do my deadlifting Being able to hit 450 max this year was a big accomplisment and some benching 180 max makes me sad still :'( but god i want this all to go away, meaning a ******** of bicycle sit ups and running
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User avatar #165 to #163 - clannadqs (11/11/2015) [-]
An example of the first one would be something like these:

-If I wanted to eat a 12 inch sub and chips I cut back on the chips or make it a 6 inch
-If I order a quesadilla I don't eat one of the cuts
-If I see a soup I want to eat I cut it in half

etc.

Sometimes it sucks because you think you aren't full, but you will eventually feel full. That's the problem with most of America, haha. We just eat until we fill full when in actuality the amount of food we ate hasn't caught up with us so we feel like we aren't full so we keep eating.
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User avatar #164 to #163 - clannadqs (11/11/2015) [-]
I'm telling you man. I've shed like five pounds of fat in three weeks just doing something as simple as this:
-whenever I eat I think about how much I wanted and cut back a little bit from what I wanted to eat
-Make sure I run at least three times a week (3 mile jogs and days of sprints)
-Make sure I go to the gym to lift everyday
-If I don't have anything to do in the gym lifting wise then I do a recovery day and just spend an hour or two on cardio machines
-Do my normal powerlifting program then do 30 minutes on the elliptical and 20 minutes on the bike. Sometimes I add 10 more minutes on the elliptical after I hop off the bike

Just the lift and elliptical/bike program will easily burn over 1000 calories and if you cut back just a little on your caloric intake you will start to see some easy gains and fat loss. Doing even a little bit of cardio also helps powerlifting as in you don't get winded as easily when lifting heavy.
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User avatar #159 to #140 - clannadqs (11/11/2015) [-]
Bro, you don't need to lose weight. That is a huge misconception. You need to burn fat. Hell, you would probably gain weight over a few months if you start lifting hard and still look way better.
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User avatar #160 to #159 - bloodmadnertwo (11/11/2015) [-]
i've been lifting hard that's my issue XD. i have all this fat siting on my waist and none anywhere else. It's annoying, so i'm dropping my power lifting and gonna go back to hardcore cardio for a while.
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User avatar #162 to #160 - clannadqs (11/11/2015) [-]
What I am saying is to do both. Don't let up on one unless you absolutely need to (military or something). If you are just lifting or running to get in shape then do both. You don't want to be the guy that goes from 185 with no muscle to being the guy that is 150 with no muscle just from jogging. In the same time period you could go from 185 to like 175, but shed a lot of fat and gain muscle.
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User avatar #78 to #26 - hatsune (11/10/2015) [-]
haha
manlet
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User avatar #21 to #2 - imofcnotharveydent (11/10/2015) [-]
hahaha, you vaguely remind me of myself when I was little in a diffrent matter: I'll be happy if I get skinny But I never did
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User avatar #118 to #21 - vexille (11/10/2015) [-]
You don't get happy if you're skinny. You get happy when you get strong and have a decent form.

Words of wisdom from a skinny person on their way to the stronk life.
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#55 to #21 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
"i wanted to be skinny" why? i wanted to be strong and not fat - why do everyone have to go to the extremities
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#41 to #2 - angryninja (11/10/2015) [-]
I can´t imagine getting fat. I was always skiny - hardly made it to 170lbs (5´11). But if I got fat I would just lost that weight. No need to go to the extreme.
You can always hit the gym and call it bulking phase.
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User avatar #71 to #41 - clannadqs (11/10/2015) [-]
You'll be shocked. You probably just haven't hit a point in your life where your diet goes to complete **** and you don't go to the gym. I for some reason got tired of lifting Been lifting for over a decade before I get called out and just started drinking and hanging out with my buddy. Within a month I gained over ten pounds of fat from polishing 30 packs off every other night with my buddy. Scared me how fast it came out of nowhere.
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#75 to #71 - angryninja (11/10/2015) [-]
I honestly think that can´t happen to me. The second I stop controling my diet I stop eating - I just don´t get hungry. So if I will ever get to "that" point in life I will probably revert to my skeletal self.
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User avatar #53 to #2 - hackhazardly ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
No, you would get well, I wouldn't let you kill yourself.
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#59 to #2 - chinchulines (11/10/2015) [-]
dude, you just need to work out, its not hard and its gratifying, once you do it regularly its starting to get fun
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User avatar #67 to #59 - sinery (11/10/2015) [-]
Well, I'm not fat so...
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#70 to #67 - chinchulines (11/10/2015) [-]
well then check your privilege bitch jk, good for you
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#99 to #2 - gisuar (11/10/2015) [-]
it's easier to work out though
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#107 to #2 - wolfstarninetyfive (11/10/2015) [-]
6 foot 2 inches. 370 pounds. Found out I have the diabeetus 3 months ago. Find myself eating even more than I used to after I found out.
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User avatar #117 to #2 - doctadoc (11/10/2015) [-]
6'2" and I was 275. Everytime I went up by tens I promised myself I would start working out/running i.e. was 255, said if I went to 260, I would start, same thing with 240, 250, and 270 . Finally realized I was done gaining weight. Still on my weight loss journey, but I am down to 240 again. Haven't been this weight since I was 18. Finally, I feel great and can't wait to lose more weight.
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#123 to #117 - daemonicdemeanor (11/10/2015) [-]
**daemonicdemeanor used "*roll picture*"**
**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**Not saying you're lying, but I'm 6'2'' also. Why is that by far the most common height among males on the internet? You and #107 are right next to each other, both claiming 6'2''. For me, I'm taller than 90% if not more of dudes I deal with every day. Not calling you a liar, I just find it funny that every time height comes up on the internet, I go from being pretty damn tall to average.
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User avatar #138 to #123 - StewieGGriffin (11/11/2015) [-]
I think you're right, I'm 6'0 so I'm taller than 75% of males, but apparently everyone on Funnyjunk towers over me.
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User avatar #126 to #123 - doctadoc (11/10/2015) [-]
btw, nice roll
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User avatar #125 to #123 - doctadoc (11/10/2015) [-]
There's a thread below this where a bunch of guys are 6'4", lol. But if you wanna get technical, I'm 6'1-3/4"
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User avatar #127 to #125 - daemonicdemeanor (11/10/2015) [-]
Ugh, filthy manlet.

JK, me too, but who the **** cares? My hair goes past the mark when I renew my license. Rounding up makes more sense. I'm taller than my best friend who is 6'1'' on the dot.
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#121 to #2 - sinery (11/10/2015) [-]
None have complained about being fat while using metric measurements yet.
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#124 to #121 - bouncingbananas (11/10/2015) [-]
I see what you did there and I love you for it
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User avatar #14 to #2 - bolieve ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
Or or or, You could hit the gym and lose it if you got to that point. Simple solution.



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#10 to #2 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
dont die a fat
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#9 to #2 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
Wow, that's a lot of determination. Maybe you could use it for something else. Like, say.... exercise?
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User avatar #15 to #2 - shadowstepone ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
if you're fat, then you're fat until you get fit
if you die fat, then you're fat forever
dont do it bro
dont be permafat
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User avatar #17 to #15 - iqequalzero (11/10/2015) [-]
Are you talking religion here? Cause from where im standing, the only thing that makes sense is for a person to become their ideal self in the afterlife. Like blind people, amputees and **** , would be kinda ****** if you had to spend "eternal bliss" with disability.
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User avatar #23 to #17 - newprinny ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
No, if you're fat and you die fat, the last thing you will have been before dead and the last image everyone you know and love will have of you is fat, hence you're fat forever, dood.
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User avatar #28 to #23 - iqequalzero (11/10/2015) [-]
Well, then it makes sense.
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User avatar #63 to #28 - shadowstepone ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
well, what he said is good too, but what i was going for is that your corpse will be fat. Technically not fat forever per se, but it'll be fat for several centuries into the foreseeable future, and depending on where you're buried and what your coffin's made of, your corpse could be recognizably fat for up to a thousand years.
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#4 to #2 - rsfishy (11/10/2015) [-]
You could kill yourself by long, slow, starvation and over-exertion through exercise.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - sinery (11/10/2015) [-]
You would still look like **** with all that stretched skin.
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#6 to #5 - rsfishy (11/10/2015) [-]
Then you could kill yourself by going to the surgeon's office and cutting your skin.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - sinery (11/10/2015) [-]
***** , if I had money do you think I would kill myself before blowing it on stuff?
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#8 to #7 - rsfishy (11/10/2015) [-]
You could kill yourself by spending all your money on a gym membership.
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User avatar #113 to #13 - thesupervillian (11/10/2015) [-]
I have seen that picture of the lady marked as "war elephant" before and it always makes me really sad. I used to have an english teacher who was really skinny and generally pretty cool. Before she had left the school To apparently pursue a career as a nurse she started to sound more and more like a femnazi/feminist extremist. So I always worry that she went bat **** crazy and became fat as **** to prove some retarded point.
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#18 to #13 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
the 'curvier' in this is fat imo. She's just lucky enough to put weight on in the right areas first. (back of her leg looks nasty).
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#34 to #18 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
**** you
Cherie from Southern Charms
You're welcome
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User avatar #48 to #34 - battlebrotherlayn (11/10/2015) [-]
BIRTHING HIPS
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#47 to #34 - sillybiscuits (11/10/2015) [-]
I'd tap that.
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#72 to #34 - unfitninjuh (11/10/2015) [-]
Thanks m8
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#19 to #18 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
she doesn't have disgustingly flabby arms and can walk up the stairs without passing out, thus not crossing the harpoon line and being the last one on the acceptable list
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#1 - peliaosfiendline (11/10/2015) [-]
there are some times where a chubby, but not obese, girl can be attractive, but then 95 out of 100 of those times she opens her mouth and it just becomes a situation of...
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#20 - joppo ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
fat is the new ''normal body'' size
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User avatar #61 to #20 - xerros (11/10/2015) [-]
uhh... is that an ass crack or a belly button?
I seriously can't tell cause the knees look just as ass backwards.
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#12 - youxbarstard (11/10/2015) [-]
About a week and a half ago I started doing 30 push ups a day, 15 in the morning and 15 at night.
A couple of days ago I got up to 70 a day, 35 in the morning and 35 at night.
It's not much, but I'm not going to stop, because I've been going to sleep and waking up easier, but that's not the only reason I'm doing what I'm doing.
I'll be keeping the rest of the reasons to myself for the time being.
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User avatar #16 to #12 - zenler ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
u better be
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#54 to #16 - youxbarstard (11/10/2015) [-]
Yes mom.
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User avatar #142 to #54 - zenler ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
you're doing great son
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User avatar #30 to #12 - phantomcancer ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
If you wanna take it higher, vary it up, throw in some more excersises. Some basic additions to make sure you hit every major group would be squats, situps Not crunches! Real situps. Crunches are double the effort and half the result. , pull-/chin-ups and plans.
Man, I should start doing body excersises again.
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User avatar #44 to #12 - mattyjay (11/10/2015) [-]
gotta vary those exercises man or you could end up looking silly

try and work out all of your muscles a similar amount!

tldr; dont forget leg day
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#25 to #12 - blowbags (11/10/2015) [-]
Once you get in the 30+ area try a back pack or some **** to make it harder unless your goal is to do a lot of pushups of course...
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User avatar #85 to #25 - oranyonereally (11/10/2015) [-]
that ****** actually actually really bad for your spine
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#68 to #12 - kinginthenorthh (11/10/2015) [-]
On your way to Saitama mode I see.
You're going to make it.
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#82 to #68 - youxbarstard (11/10/2015) [-]
I can't even imagine how many people would do that if it gave those results.
We'd have a bunch of singular smack lads everywhere.
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#31 - thechosentroll (11/10/2015) [-]
You know, this "fat" thing is perplexing me. I've been tubby for as long as I can remember, because I've always had a pretty unhealthy lifestyle, which has gotten even unhealthier ever since I became a programming student and my ass ended up nailed in front of a computer for 12 hours a day. I have a **** metabolism. I eat pretty damn fatty and unhealthy stuff, because, **** it, I live alone and I'm the chef of this house, if I want to eat home-made burritos for breakfast, I will. I don't recall ever voluntarily doing exercise in my life. I am about as physically active as a dead sloth. All this unhealthy **** has been going on for years, yet I'm still slim enough to be able to touch my toes, see my dick and not even notice the 45-minute walk from my house to my classes. Not to mention the lack of extra chins. That is the result of what I'd call an extremely unhealthy lifestyle. What kind of ******* lifestyle does it take for someone to turn into a goddamn hambeast? The things I have seen online sometimes don't even make sense. I have seen people with fat deposits ON THEIR FOREHEADS! HOW?! That shouldn't even be possible. How does that even work? Do they just put a funnel in their mouths and pour in melted butter? Because I have experienced what it takes to become fat and I can't even fathom how it's possible for someone to become a hampbeast. It seems to me like you'd have to put in effort and actively try to gain weight in order to reach that size. Which sounds like a ******* mental disorder.
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#40 to #31 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
You answered your own question "45 minute walk to class". If you are walking 45 minutes to class you are moving more than a hamplanet does in a week, what with the mobility scooters and all. Also, you might eat **** food, but eating **** food 3 meals a day, everyday can be achieved with non-hamplanet status...it's then about portion control. Medium bigmac, fries and drink? Acceptable meal size. Supersized Bigmac with extra bacon, supersized fries, chicken nuggets and a chocolate milkshake, followed by a sundae? Hamplanet material
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User avatar #56 to #40 - thechosentroll (11/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's the thing. I don't think I'm physically capable of eating that much. Like, my stomach (and that of your average human) lacks the volume needed to fit all that. How the hell do those people do it? You'd have to practically train your stomach in order to be able to eat that much. Which circles back to my original point of how unnatural this **** seems to me.
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#62 to #56 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised how easy it is to overeat. I am chubby. Not hamplanet, but I have a weight problem. I started this diet plan (Hairy bikers diet, if anyone's interested) that involved weighing out every portion...everything looked so damn tiny, but then I realised that despite that...I wasn't hungry afterwards. I've lost a stone in 3 months doing this, and It has made me think a whole heck of a lot about how much food I've been putting on my plate.
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User avatar #32 to #31 - iqequalzero (11/10/2015) [-]
Your metabolism probably isnt **** then, unless this is a case of eating fat food but not very often. I mean you could live on nothing but Big Mac menus, one each day and you wouldnt grow fat.

You are probably what some refer to as skinny fat. Not particularly fat visually, but your organs are probably choking on fat tissue clustered around them.
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User avatar #35 to #32 - thechosentroll (11/10/2015) [-]
According to my doctor, it's slow as **** , so I'm inclined to believe her. As for the organ thing, I hope not, because my parents and I made bets on what's going to kill me first and "fat-induced organ failure" wasn't amongst them. Also, I actually look out for symptoms of that **** , since I was warned it could be a possibility, but I haven't noticed anything.
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User avatar #36 to #35 - iqequalzero (11/10/2015) [-]
I think you can actually get scanned for that or some **** , but not sure.

Also, morbid family much?
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User avatar #38 to #36 - thechosentroll (11/10/2015) [-]
My parents are vets, who specialized in farm animals. When I was little they worked on a pig farm and since there was no one to watch me at home, they'd occasionally take me with them to work, so they can watch me. Saw lots of cute little piggies and festering piles of corpses that died before they could be slaughtered, so they were just left to rot. When you've spent some time around blood, gore and death, you realize it's not that bad. It's just a red fluid, internal organs and the natural end of a life cycle. Seems a lot less morbid when you look at it that way. Also, because of their medical background, they were never afraid to do dumb **** , because they knew fully well the other one could patch them up if something went south. To the point where they don't even seem to have a self-preservation instinct anymore and joke about serious injuries and death. Hence the betting. And if you're curious, my mother bet on an ulcer, my dad still thinks electocution'll do me in (5th time's the charm) and my money's on blood-loss, since it's the most broad and can be caused by a variety of stuff.

On a completely unrelated note, is there any sort of test to see if someone's a psychopath or not?
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User avatar #43 to #38 - iqequalzero (11/10/2015) [-]
Hmm, interesting. Still morbid though.

As for the psycho bit, afaik that particular illness deals mostly with empathy. Supposedly whether you are "psychopathic" or not depends mostly on it.

That pulled from my ass and half remembered things ive read, so could be incredibly wrong.
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User avatar #58 to #32 - JonathanNowFuckYou (11/10/2015) [-]
im definitely in that group
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#33 - DroidToyiu (11/10/2015) [-]
I am so confused by my body. I am 6', 225 pounds, barely any muscle, but I am not fat. I'm not necessarily toned or skinny, but I'm not fat. I have a slight little bit of extra weight around my midsection, and that's it. If I pinch my stomach I barely get anything. I am starting to wonder where all the weight is actually coming from. I think I may have swallowed dark matter or something. I see people that weight 225, same height, yet they are quite a bit more round than I am. I see people that weight 190 that are also larger around their midsection than myself.
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User avatar #37 to #33 - icameheretotroll (11/10/2015) [-]
might be distributed well around your body or like me, it's distributed towards the legs
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User avatar #46 to #33 - swimmingprodigy (11/10/2015) [-]
You either have denser bones (this is a real thing) or you have more muscle than you think you do
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User avatar #52 to #33 - nickelakon (11/10/2015) [-]
Im pretty much the same
Im not exactly slim
I weigh 195 and was 210 for a while
Im like 5'8"
I'm not slim, and I notice that my torso and limbs are definitely bulkier, but I don't have a lot of muscle and non of it really seems to be fat (besides my stomach area, which is roundish)
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#42 to #33 - angryninja (11/10/2015) [-]
You may have a robust bone structure. Hit the gym and you wiill be Hulk
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User avatar #50 to #42 - DroidToyiu (11/10/2015) [-]
Could you recommend any supplements that will turn my skin green as well? For added effect.
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User avatar #11 - Chizypuff (11/10/2015) [-]
Honestly it's not something that's okay but fat people used to make me really uncomfortable and still do to some degree. My mom was obese when I was young but it's never looked like a... human... shape to me. It doesn't seem natural, and I found it repulsive.
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#24 - newprinny ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
I never really noticed it before I started to lose weight, but there are so many fatasses everywhere in my city, dood. It just never really hit me before, but every time I go to a store and look at clothes, the XLs and XXLs and XXXLs are always out of stock, or they go out the fastest, but I'm always digging through more X's than the adult section in a video store trying to find a normal L or a M instead. Even my family is getting fatter, I'm one of the last relatively fit people outside of my aunt and uncle and some of their extended family and family friends, dood.
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#22 - johrai (11/10/2015) [-]
**johrai used "*roll picture*"**
**johrai rolled image**Laugh at them. Nothing hurts an earnest person more than genuine laughter AT them. Crush their souls with your ear shattering, gut busting laughter. Laugh so hard, in their face, you cry a little. Keep on laughing as you **** yourself.
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#29 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
Was sympathizing until ''all the girls are chubby or obese'' and calls them all fat.
The 'average' in 2000's was about a UK size 12-14, that is chubby.
There is a HUGE difference between chubby, fat and obese.

Dude's just given himself a limp dick cause he watches too much porn and blames the women when he can't get it up anymore.
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#74 - thearcher (11/10/2015) [-]
Confession/personal rant/story time (Sorry about this)

Dating a fat girl (size 16) who was a size 18 when we started dating 2 years ago - been ******* her for most of the 27 months but to be honest I'm physically and sexually attracted to girls that are a healthy size (not too chubby but not anorexically skinny either) so sizes 8-12 is my ideal range. My girlfriend knows this and says she's trying to change so she can "Be what I want" even though I say that it's fine and she doesn't have to because I never want her to do anything she doesn't want to, especially not if it's because of me because I'd feel like I was pressuring her.

I absolutely love her to pieces don't get me wrong and she's the only girl I've ever thought of marrying, but to be blunt I simply don't find her body attractive at all and it makes me sexually less than interested in her, because it's so out of my physical type it just plain doesn't turn me on - so much so that a few months ago an old friend of mine got back in touch with me and was in Really good shape (size 8 ex gym bunny) and was Really into me that I was so torn between love for A and lust for B I had to take a break from my relationship and get my head straight (I never did anything physical with B for the record, not that I wasn't tempted and borderline aching but I have stupidly high levels of self control)

Honestly, on the one hand I feel really bad and ungrateful for having this opinion of her body like this (and I still feel bad for the B situation) but on the other hand I think it's a good thing I'm sticking to my guns and living according to principle that way. What do you guys think? What's your verdict on my situation/character?

Sorry about this, just really needed to anonymously get this off my chest and get some feedback....
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User avatar #92 to #74 - Enternal ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
No one can tell you how to live your life but you.

Your opinion of her body is natural, and I would almost say, healthy. I admittedly don't know much about what those sizes you mentioned are, but fat people die young. Thats an undeniable truth, I would say try to work with her to lose weight. Not for your sexual appeal of her, but for how much you love her. Obese people literally eat themselves to death and if she dies from something fat-related and your relationship lasts long enough for you to be there then it will haunt you for the rest of your days; knowing you could have done something about it.

I think you are perfectly healthy, a fit and healthy girl is more attractive than a fat and unhealthy one, and therefor would be more fit to raise children. I would argue it is subconscious that you lusted for B, as A would not be as fit a person to be a mother.
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#100 to #92 - thearcher (11/10/2015) [-]
Thankfully we're back together and all is well and B went away for reasons I won't get into - I still feel bad about putting A through the whole thing though, since it was like my mind and dick couldn't take ******* her anymore and "needed" to **** someone my type for a change
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#102 to #100 - Enternal ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
As long as you're happy.
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User avatar #57 - JonathanNowFuckYou (11/10/2015) [-]
I eat whatever the **** I want, whenever I want, stay up almost all night every night, never exercise and somehow I never ever ever put on weight.

Somebody give me a ******* reality check and tell me this won't last forever... will it?
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User avatar #136 to #57 - adamska (11/11/2015) [-]
I'm 27 and it's still lasting for me. That said, it probably won't last forever.
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User avatar #137 to #136 - JonathanNowFuckYou (11/11/2015) [-]
can you even imagine putting on any considerable amount of weight? I honestly can't

27 = forever guaranteed
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User avatar #139 to #137 - adamska (11/11/2015) [-]
I cannot. I do have to say my uncles are all naturally skinny without really exercising or eating healthy. My dad is skinny too but he runs and lifts a lot.
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User avatar #128 to #57 - brisineo (11/10/2015) [-]
It's probably because of another thing in your lifestyle that is burning off calories.

I'm 5'11", and solidly stayed at 125lbs for the past 3 or so years. I didn't think of it at the time, but me deciding to walk or bike to various places instead of asking for a ride played a huge factor. Then I got a job that's physically demanding that burns off a lot by itself.

Though both my parents didn't start putting on weight until their late 30s, when they stopped being physically active, so it could also be genetic.
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User avatar #27 - therealtjthemedic (11/10/2015) [-]
This isn't feminism, this is just people.
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User avatar #3 - budbrown (11/10/2015) [-]
Jerry Seinfeld on the problem with fat people
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User avatar #132 - elcreepo (11/10/2015) [-]
If he's being bullied he should really see someone about fixing it.

Play the feminist's games against them. "They're trying to force me to eat more which is something I'm not comfortable doing" "they're making me feel insecure about my body" ect
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#112 - ilovechinamen (11/10/2015) [-]
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User avatar #89 - Abortedwafflez (11/10/2015) [-]
I'm 5'11 and roughly 168-175 haven't weighed myself in a while and I don't see how people get fat. I actively developed a habit of more portions and all I got were bad ***** and some minor belly bulge. The bad ***** turned me off and I just started making sandwiches again. Apart from that nothing changed in my diet. ***** are better, eating my regular amount again, and no sign of getting fat. I don't even exercise. Only time I'm up and moving is for like an hour and a half at my job. Rest of the day I'm sitting
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#97 to #89 - turbanmasher (11/10/2015) [-]
That's like saying "I don't know how people get addicted to drugs."
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User avatar #135 to #97 - Abortedwafflez (11/11/2015) [-]
There's a difference between not knowing, and not seeing eye to eye on. From my personal experience of trying to bulk some weight, it just never happened. It's impossible for me, which is why I said "I don't see how". I'm aware everyone's different when it comes to weight loss.
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User avatar #98 to #89 - lucariopwnz (11/10/2015) [-]
you sound a lot like me lol though I exercise a lot to maintain some semblance of tonage on the small amount of weight I have. The thing is, we are both very lucky, you like me, likely have a very fast metabolism which allows you to eat just about anything and your body will burn it off regardless of how active you are. I know people who are quite the opposite and anything they eat will be retained. A friend of mine in high school once described it like, "imagine if everytime you looked at an apple, you gained a pound." because thats how hard it can be for poeple. I'm not giving them excuses, fat people are gross and I can't imagine why anyone would want to look like that or allow themselves to look like that. I'm just saying for some people it is a lot harder than us
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User avatar #131 to #89 - elcreepo (11/10/2015) [-]
Except that everyone is different genetically. If some people do what you do, they WILL get huge. A fast metabolism combined with a normal-as in not eating fried food and twinkies every day- diet will not make you fat at all.

Except that some people find comfort in eating and derive pleasure from feeding themselves.

Except that some people develop a nasty habit of dealing with their life's stresses and boredom by eating.

Except that everyone's body reacts differently to foods. I get sick if I drink soda, but feel nothing if I eat fried food.

Just because it's difficult for YOU to get fat, does not mean that it's hard for everyone else to get fat. Your experiences =/= global experiences.
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User avatar #134 to #131 - Abortedwafflez (11/11/2015) [-]
You act like I don't know this already. Don't get offended, fatty.
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User avatar #147 to #134 - rattybastard ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
huh, yet in your original text you said " and I don't see how people get fat". He is telling you how. He forgot to add age; age will do you in as well.
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User avatar #84 - seananderson (11/10/2015) [-]
wait this story confuses me. i thought this was like when he was 25 then left military and then got fat over like 10 or 20 years but then at end he is in class or something.
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User avatar #103 to #84 - jzwangpk (11/10/2015) [-]
...you do realise that some people go back to school as adults, right? To finish a degree, or start a new career path, etc.
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User avatar #104 to #103 - seananderson (11/10/2015) [-]
yeah i know but just the way it was said made me think it was like highschool.
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#122 to #104 - lollypopalopicus ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
True, then a again, it is a university, so there is a good chance Feminist ideology would be there. Greater then highschool anyway. Though they are trying...
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#80 - godofhorizons (11/10/2015) [-]
Oh look more stories for the anti-feminist circle jerk. Can we please focus on the 90% of feminists that are trying to really do some good rather than the 10% who frequent tumblr?
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#133 to #80 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
90% of feminists are fighting for women's rights in the middle east?
baaaahhhahahahahaha

well anyway unless you're living under a rock, the whole feminist AGENDA is very real and not just a tumbler thing. There is not reason for anyone to label themselves feminist, it has nothing to do with human rights. Jeez I watched a panel show where they discussed why women in sport don't earn as much as the men. Feminists are like children that don't understand how the world works. "I work just as hard" says the child. "it's not fair" says the child.
meanwhile the guys get paid more because they sell tickets and are just more entertaining and women will call sexism yet they also prefer watching mens sports, you don't see women flocking to womens sports

**** feminism
**** political correctness
society needs to grow the **** up
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