Fapping in a christian family. source: on.fb.me/126zi8l. Random Anonymous HT: first time you were caught watching PORN or 16 allive in very like family, have on
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Fapping in a christian family

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HT: first time you were caught watching
PORN
or 16
allive in very like family,
have only just discovered masturbation
Rapping furiously in my room to some
pornsite i don' t remember
to lock my bedroom door
dad walks in on me
naked body is in full view, as well as
the porno i was watching (no time to
pause it or do anything for that matter)
just stares at my face
jpg
over slowly, i attempt to cover
blankets
down beside the computer
reopens a new tab
Ayres in redtube. oom
this has much better shit than whatever
you were watching"
hwhut?
good to see you' re not gay, son"
stands up, walks out of the room
vi finish off to some video on redtube
lap, ever
201 3 Ah/ l
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Submitted: 05/06/2013
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#4 - devout feminist (05/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Huge steaming pile of bullshit.
User avatar #17 - ilovemyguns (05/07/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I've never been caught. Ever. I even masterbated behind a white board in the computer room at my highschool with other people, kids and the teacher, being there. I whiped it on the mouse pad and went to the bathroom to finish cleaning up.
#20 to #17 - themuffinmaan (05/07/2013) [-]
uhh.. good job I guess...
uhh.. good job I guess...
#40 - kierano (05/07/2013) [-]
"pornsite I don't remember"
"pornsite I don't remember"
User avatar #10 - szymonf (05/07/2013) [-]
first of all, I don't think I'd be able to finish if my parents were to walk in n me.
secondly, I hate forgetting the name of a pornsite that i just discovered.
#11 - clickythepirate (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was expecting a "let me give you a hand with that" kind of story, god wtf has the internet done to me!?
User avatar #21 - KillerKlownKKK (05/07/2013) [-]
My Dad gave me the "Talk" by asking if I knew about condoms I said yes he asked if I was a virgin I said Yes, He called me a pussy and gave me a folded piece of paper with account info for Brazzers and teens for cash, and walked out of the room. BEST 15th Birthday EVER!
#43 - starshroom (05/07/2013) [-]
"It's always the best fap ever when dad helps!"
#42 - kraetyz (05/07/2013) [-]
>talks to dad
>best fap ever

Sure he's not gay?
User avatar #29 - EpicTexan (05/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, no.
#85 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - iamkagji (05/06/2013) [-]
>Never
User avatar #49 - farn (05/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
dad walks in best fap ever?!
#62 - ashedust (05/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I've never been caught.
I've never been caught.
User avatar #57 - rifee (05/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Aside from this being obvious bullshit..

How do you even get caught masturbating? If you get caught you obviously weren't that concerned with it in the first place...
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User avatar #64 - tbeastha (05/07/2013) [-]
>be me just now 15
>looking at tumblr & playing league
>kass/shy suck to hard
>i rage quit
>get bored see some porn on tumblr
>hard on
>get to some real stuff on redtube
>start fapping to asian girl fucking guy in wolf costume
>gets better
> at this point im turnt up to 11 on my jackoff scale
>can feel the foundation on the house shake
>i forgot my cum rag
>panic because im about to blow
>throw laptop off me as i jump across the room for a towl
>slip fall on my back
>blow load all over and i mean ALL over
>load landed on face\cum still oozing all over\chest looks like a glazed donut
>grandma walks in
>"did you feel that earthqua..."
>i feel like a deer as she stares horrified at what she sees
>she turns around walks out
im not going to leave my room for a few days now
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User avatar #54 - isradam (05/07/2013) [-]
Only been "caught" once.
Was sitting on my bed, "reading" playboy. My dad walks in and I just so manage to cover myself with the mag to make it look like I'm reading and he goes "Go to page 12, there's this awesome photo"
#48 - thechosentroll (05/07/2013) [-]
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Never been caught, never will.
#33 - captaindropkik (05/07/2013) [-]
he could've at least helped you finish.
User avatar #31 - splendiddust (05/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>be in grade 2
>mum walked around naked a lot
>knew the names of the parts but nothing about them
>start google searching vajinas boobs and lesbiens all in those spellings
>mum finds out
>wtf dust why do you do this
>I THINK ITS SEXY
>and i run off
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