Fapping can take you places. . Anonymous (ID: ) ahad moved to a new house, be 16 wwas next door to a really cute Deadhead in the year below tjust aced a maths e
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Fapping can take you places

Anonymous (ID: )
ahad moved to a new house, be 16
wwas next door to a really cute Deadhead in
the year below
tjust aced a maths exam, start the reward
wank
wwas thinking of cute as fuck redhead next
door
ashes so fucking hot, always smiles at me
swanked on and off for about forty minutes
window blinds are slightly open
llook
from next door outside just
opened the gate to my house
ishitbricks
ttry to hide huge boner
ccan' t put boner back into pants, was
wearing tight thermals because sold as fuck
sshe peers in window
usees decamping around with a boner
trying to hide it
through blowing my load
ijizz all over me
sshe looks at me and is currently pissing
herself laughing
ago red as a beetroot
helose blinds with cock out
mclean up
sshe knocks on the door five minutes later
llet her in, pretends like nothing happened
sshe leaves two hours later, first time we
ever really talked, hit it off really well
ssaid she liked the show i put on
been dating for five years now
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User avatar #1 - alexanderburns (07/27/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I should really masturbate with the blinds open more often.

There's a whole parking lot full of possible soul mates.
#2 - mojotion (07/27/2013) [+] (14 replies)
>Really cute headhead
>Really cute headhead
#33 - trollgiggity (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 17
>Miss
#30 - sidathon (07/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I was expecting some spaghetti, dinosaur or bel air thing at the end
#113 - moorbs ONLINE (07/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
'headhead'
#94 - johrny (07/27/2013) [+] (27 replies)
لا احد هو سخيف يصدقك

translate it guys!
#96 to #94 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
Pssh, easy.

"Allahu akbar! (X button to detonate)"
#34 - bloobs (07/27/2013) [-]
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
#9 - thewisedane (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Not the usual way to do it, but a girlfriend is a girlfriend.
Not the usual way to do it, but a girlfriend is a girlfriend.
#145 - mbmtwofour (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>headhead

Well, I hope the three of you have a nice life together
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#51 - toneboi **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (13 replies)
#139 - droop (07/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Either he has a fucking gigantic dick or he was smooth as hell those first 2 hours.
Either he has a fucking gigantic dick or he was smooth as hell those first 2 hours.
#15 - pappathethird (07/27/2013) [-]
I want to believe
I want to believe
#110 - nignacio (07/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#118 to #117 - Fiction ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
You know nothing of my work
User avatar #53 - tonyxx (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Dad, how did you and mommy meet?"

"Well son, I blew a load on my face while your mother watched"
#86 - sorrybut (07/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #164 - soggytomatoe (07/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I tried jacking off with the blinds open. Where's my girlfriend?
#167 to #164 - lolfire (07/27/2013) [-]
I tried it as well.
I live opposite a children's play park.....


Didn't turn out too well.
#80 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Lies.
#146 - fiddlestickz (07/27/2013) [-]
redhead's fw
redhead's fw
#174 - futtef (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW Headhead
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