Everytime at the barber. .. >Go to an actual male barber shop. >Meet the owner. >Make small talk while he finishes his current customer. >Explain exactly what haircut you want.
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#2 - carbohydrates (06/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>Go to an actual male barber shop.
>Meet the owner.
>Make small talk while he finishes his current customer.
>Explain exactly what haircut you want.
>Make non-awkward small talk while your hair is being cut.
>Get nervous as hell since he does the fine details with a straight razor.
>Be finished with haircut.
>He does it properly, because he's been cutting hair for 40 years.
>Pay his actually reasonable price of $15, give him a 20, he deserves it.
>Leave happy.

Works every time.
#1 - tazze ONLINE (06/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>go in
>explain I want to remain single and a virgin for the rest of my life
>I don't even get laid, let alone get a girlfriend
0/10 guide, would not follow
User avatar #6 - Temperance (06/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
> go in
> "take an inch off"
> she puts an inch on
> say thank you and leave

wat
#9 - thechosentroll (06/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I can't wait to move to a different city, because I have discovered that there literally isn't a single good barber or hair dresser or stylist or whatever in this 						********					. All these 						*******					 know is one male hair style and one female hair style. You tell them what you want and they do what they want anyway, since that's the only thing they know. Even going to a barber didn't help, because I have medium hair and (since there's a military academy in town) all the barbers are ex-military who only know one hair style - the standard issue army buzzcut. I tried the most expensive salon in town, thinking they may know their 						****					, walked in through the door, looked around, didn't see a single pair of scissors, walked out.
I can't wait to move to a different city, because I have discovered that there literally isn't a single good barber or hair dresser or stylist or whatever in this ******** . All these ******* know is one male hair style and one female hair style. You tell them what you want and they do what they want anyway, since that's the only thing they know. Even going to a barber didn't help, because I have medium hair and (since there's a military academy in town) all the barbers are ex-military who only know one hair style - the standard issue army buzzcut. I tried the most expensive salon in town, thinking they may know their **** , walked in through the door, looked around, didn't see a single pair of scissors, walked out.
#23 - cobrafan (06/09/2014) [-]
>go in
>grab stylist's ass as I sit in the chair
>she perfectly trims my beard and cuts my hair
>leave salon without paying
>take stylist out to dinner
>invite her in my house and bang the **** out of her
>the stylist is my girlfriend
#16 - deadmansdope (06/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #7 - Kadzait (06/08/2014) [-]
Whenever I get my hair cut, I always request the gayest, blackest man in there to cut my hair, they always do better than the females.
#22 - broschmits (06/09/2014) [-]
I just got my hair cut 2 days ago and the hair dresser was so bad that when i left my hair was 1 inch shorter than I wanted it and my scalp hurt afterward, let me just say she was rough.
User avatar #18 - arsonistchapel (06/09/2014) [-]
I used to go to one of those black barbershops, where they all just hang out out in there and have so many inside jokes. Best haircuts I've ever had were in there.
#10 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My mom's a hairstylist and she's always done my hair. She would let someone else touch my hair over her dead body, pretty much. Always well cut and never overtly shortened.

I never understood why people complained about hairstylists, since, you know, the fact above.
When my mom left my father, though, and I stayed with him... Well, I went to my first hairstylist.
Holy **** she sucked. She cut too much off and she tried to put layers in my hair. My hair is ******* curly, how dumb do you have to be to try to put layers in curly hair. What, are you trying to give me a fro?!
Anyway, I complained and went to my mom months later. Told her about it and got a proper cut.
She's the best, I find. She does military cuts (fades) since my father is a military man, wild-sharp cuts, practical/wedding/occation stuff... Everything.
It's so sad that she has all this talent and yet, since hairstylists are such cunts,she can't find a job where they don't try to take her clients and she ends up quitting.
#8 - majkee ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Went to a barbers once, asked for 2 inches on the top and 1.5 inches on the side and back, he gave me a razor size number 1 all over
User avatar #5 - kompazine (06/08/2014) [-]
Im a male but i go to a hairdresser. Call me a fag idc. The lady that cuts my hair is a huge MILF. My hair is a fade btw
#3 - therussianboy ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
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