Everything went better than expected. from on.fb.me/126zi8l. Happened tn me last night : sbe 20 llast night, at about lam xboxer, decide tn text my ssend tn her
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Everything went better than expected

Happened tn me last night :
sbe 20
llast night, at about lam
xboxer, decide tn text my *********
ssend tn here picture & my dick
send it tn my parents
T: -parents he at about (120 miles, faggots) wmm me
presume they are asleep
stake my Cal"
strive like may
servive tn my parents muse
in the muse like a thief
tthey always let their phana m the living mm table
regret: the phana
omelete the picture
sleave slowly the muse
I came back tn my place at aam, my parents knew nathing ainut that.
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Submitted: 05/23/2013
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#18 - iamphoenix (05/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
That's why you don't send dick pics. It never works out.
#22 - ShockedNazi ONLINE (05/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Leave slowly the house
>Leave slowly the house
#49 - Soundtrack ONLINE (05/24/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Happened to me last night

>be 50
>Can't sleep, watching movie
>my wife's phone is on the table where she left it, it makes sounds
>take a quick look at it
>in shock
>she's clearly cheating on me
>decide to talk about it with her
> **** that
>fullrage mode activated
>kill her in her sleep, go to backyard to burry her
>come back to house, see some guy sneaking out and running of in the distance
>back in house, phone's gone
>MFW somebody knows

User avatar #4 - allofthefish (05/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>introduce in the house like a thief
>introduce in the house

what alternate world is this?
#6 - twi (05/23/2013) [+] (11 replies)
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Wait.. Who'd he introduce into the house?
#8 to #6 - fukyu (05/24/2013) [-]
house this is penis, penis this is house.
#19 - tehpwnz (05/24/2013) [-]
>introduce in the house
>introduce in the house
#68 - kisskisspatd (05/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Is nobody seriously gonna mention that creepy cerebral parsley lookin baby doll?
#75 to #68 - murphypop (05/24/2013) [-]
cerebral parsley
User avatar #10 - nsali (05/24/2013) [-]
now thats a man on a mission
#5 - heafi (05/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
maybe his parents would've been really into that pic
maybe his parents would've been really into that pic
#46 - mooghens (05/24/2013) [-]
>Introduce in the house like a thief
>Leave slowly the house
#3 - martiini (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sooo, his parents share a phone?
#9 to #3 - fukyu (05/24/2013) [-]
mine do, my dad doesn't use the phone much so no need for him to pay for 2 phone bills.
#79 - rollcore (05/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#85 to #79 - porchmonkeywarrior (05/24/2013) [-]
The worst thing about running a 5K is ******** your pants.
#37 - extremetroll (05/24/2013) [-]
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#93 - heroiczebra (05/24/2013) [-]
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#47 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
That's some utterly epic ninja **** right there, have this JPG.
#43 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i once sent a text to my father that said "say my name when you cum"

...he didnt respond and has never mentioned it. thank god
User avatar #30 - gravitystereo (05/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
that is a lot of miles in not a lot of time
#32 to #30 - trickytrickster (05/24/2013) [-]
2 hours for 120 miles? 60/mph avg isn't that fast considering a lot of interstates are 65mph speed limit and everyone goes at least 75.
#76 - straightchillin (05/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#98 to #76 - tuckthisphit ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
**tuckthisphit rolls 25**
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