Error of his ways. . to actually wear a fedora and be one of 'those people kl am skinny as , about and em tthought the Fedora looked really good to feel nervous green text story
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Error of his ways

to actually wear a fedora and be one of 'those people
kl am skinny as **** , about and em
tthought the Fedora looked really good
to feel nervously confident about myself when walking around in my Fedora
t wear a trenchcoat or anything, just a standard black raincoat
Aanyway, walking down the street one day
Chalking through a small residential path
an argument in a garden across from me
guy and a girl are having a domestic dispute
kfor some reason, I must be convinced by the I think I' m giving off
kl approach them and try to settle the dispute
kaay something like 'My friend, please settle down, and leave the little lady alone'
khe looks at me and says 'What the **** did you just say?'
kl reply You heard me, sir, I simply won' t tolerate mournfulness towards such a petite creature'
klink at the girl
kl assume now she was creeped out but I thought it was smooth as **** at the time
kthe man threatens me again and asks what I' m going to do
him 'he will feel the wrath of my ' and throw my fedora at him
khe gets mad and chases me, beats the **** out of me
kl have to go to the hospital
knever see that fedora again
Hem glad I saw the error of my ways
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#2 - sandez (12/05/2013) [+] (39 replies)
Six foot and one hundred and ten pounds? Damn son.
#9 - swazzzzy (12/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Moral of the story, beat the **** out of anyone with a fedora and take it. They'll be happy you did in the end
#12 - shabattman (12/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
OP
#42 - skysailor (12/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I used to wear one too. Never was that.... Actually, no I was weird. Maybe not weird in that fedora sense, just weird in other ways. I had the goatee and everything.   
   
The shame. All the shame.
I used to wear one too. Never was that.... Actually, no I was weird. Maybe not weird in that fedora sense, just weird in other ways. I had the goatee and everything.

The shame. All the shame.
User avatar #56 to #42 - swimmingprodigy (12/06/2013) [-]
It's not about the fedora on your head, it's about the fedora on your heart
#1 - soundofwinter (12/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sometimes people need to be brutally beaten into their senses
Sometimes people need to be brutally beaten into their senses
#61 - chinosquad (12/06/2013) [-]
Maybe if you'd grown up in a rougher neighborhood like my pal Al you could pull off the fedora look and then cut that ******* prick's heart out
User avatar #7 - mindology (12/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
6 foot and 160 pounds and i'm skinny as sht i cant even imagine 110
User avatar #23 - Durp (12/05/2013) [+] (31 replies)
Damn that is tiny. I used to be 79lbs, but I was also a 5'2 teenage girl.
#28 to #23 - realreality (12/06/2013) [-]
Aye girl, you want some duck ?
#3 - shmooo (12/05/2013) [-]
I need to go to bed
#13 - ddylann (12/05/2013) [-]
Fed-Aura. awesome.
#37 - drnibbles (12/06/2013) [-]
I used to wear fedoras all the time. Way before fedora hate was a thing. Mostly imitating Yahtzee croshaw. I still wonder if I looked stupid or not.

Spoiler: I also wore a trench coat wat back when. MFW
User avatar #74 - krasnogvardiech (12/06/2013) [-]
Was it a fedora or was it a ******* frillby? There's a BIIIG difference.

A frillby is very easily found, as it's those faggots who claim they're enlightened by atheism.

Look at comment #61 for a proper fedora. It's worn by men with dignity.

5'8 or 178 cm, 80-something kg.
User avatar #172 - coolioplasm (12/06/2013) [-]
You have to look good without the fedora to look good in the fedora.
#99 - temporalguardian ONLINE (12/06/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I dont get the hate on the hats. before it was just on neckbeards wearing a fedora out of style. now its like, you wear a hat? lol what a faggot. This is me, a relatively longish time ago, going to a new years party. Not exactly the most stylish ill admit, but it combined well, its in style. So tell me, fj, is this an acceptable get up or are hats all in all just cancer for ever now.
User avatar #104 - nyuORlucy (12/06/2013) [-]
fedoras(like other older styled accessories) can only be pulled of by few. fedoras are also(like most accessories) outfit dependant
#122 - FightClub (12/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this 			****		 is CASH, SON
this **** is CASH, SON
User avatar #130 to #122 - busto (12/06/2013) [-]
We dont talk about you
User avatar #116 - mondominiman ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
I used to have a trench coat when I was in middle school. It looked weird but damn was it warm and cozy. Also in college there was a guy with a black leather trench coat, everyone called him neo.
User avatar #101 - halotalim (12/06/2013) [-]
Then there is my brother who wears a fedora and girls show true intrest in him.
I guess 1 in 10,000 can pull it off.
User avatar #72 - frogie (12/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
5'11 and 117, I know a lot of girls would throw up to get to my weight, but I ******* hate being scrawny.
User avatar #86 to #84 - akkere (12/06/2013) [-]
I-I kind of like Shaun T's explosive, albeit somewhat obnoxious, personality.
User avatar #6 - timelordeternal (12/05/2013) [-]
I'm 6'0 and 185 pounds, I couldn't imagine being that thin.
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