to actually wear a fedora and be one of 'those people
kl am skinny as fuck, about and em
tthought the Fedora looked really good
to feel nervously confident about myself when walking around in my Fedora
t wear a trenchcoat or anything, just a standard black raincoat
Aanyway, walking down the street one day
Chalking through a small residential path
an argument in a garden across from me
guy and a girl are having a domestic dispute
kfor some reason, I must be convinced by the I think I' m giving off
kl approach them and try to settle the dispute
kaay something like 'My friend, please settle down, and leave the little lady alone'
khe looks at me and says 'What the fuck did you just say?'
kl reply You heard me, sir, I simply won' t tolerate mournfulness towards such a petite creature'
klink at the girl
kl assume now she was creeped out but I thought it was smooth as fuck at the time
kthe man threatens me again and asks what I' m going to do
him 'he will feel the wrath of my ' and throw my fedora at him
khe gets mad and chases me, beats the shit out of me
kl have to go to the hospital
knever see that fedora again
Hem glad I saw the error of my ways