Elder Scroll's Races According to /pol/.. Forgot to add it the channel please don't hurt me.... Altmer: High culture that is imitated across all . Contribute to
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Elder Scroll's Races According to /pol/.. Forgot to add it the channel please don't hurt me.... Altmer: High culture that is imitated across all . Contribute to

Forgot to add it the channel please don't hurt me...

Altmer: High culture that is imitated across all . Contribute to the spread of knowledge. Skilled mages. Pretty much the closest thing you can get to Nazis with their eugenics and racial purity dogma. Not
******* .
Breton: Cultured, intelligent, and good mages- Breton cuisine is the envy of all . Not ******* .
Imperial: Conquered all , create magnificent architecture and works of art. Not ******* .
Fireguard: Legendary seafarers, shrewd merchants, have built impressive desert cities, and are excellent fighters. Not ******* .
Argonian: Lizard that worships a magical tree and gets high offere sap, gaining enhanced strength, speed, and stamina. Eats powdered deer penises and raw fish. TOTAL ******* .
Bosmer: Lives out in the jungle doing dances, jumping around entrees- and having where they put the dead bodies on the table and chow down. TOTAL ******* [
Bummer: Violent, stubborn, and have pretty much been living in insects and trees before and afterthe Imperial City was built. TOTAL ******* .
Mord: Dumb, violent, and look like **** . They' re just a bunch of huts covered in snow. They haven' t invented any kind breakthrough ever- TC) TAL ****** &
Circe: Rude, crude, smell like **** , violent savages- Everywhere outside of has ems in it is just a bunch of huts, and Cranium is just stolen Breton architecture. TITAL ******* .
Khajiit: Steals everythingblue isn' t nailed down, most are career criminals. and they' re always selling what' s the Elder Scrolls equivalent of crack cocaine. ********* CF THEM ALL!
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#1 - pokemonstheshiz (11/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ooga booga, where the Altmer women at?
User avatar #8 - iamnuff ONLINE (11/02/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I noticed that all the Kajit complain about being stereotyped, but i still havn't found even a single one that didn't either mention theft or moonsuger within seconds of meeting him.
User avatar #18 - dosburritos ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
Would a khajit be a "tigger" and not a " ****** "?
User avatar #6 - frasseking ONLINE (11/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Bretons: Half elves half human, they basicly have 3 folkgroups; farmers, nobles and royals. Depends alot on politics, that's how they got High rock in the first place. Can't fight for themself, always convince some other race to do the dirty work for them. WHITEST RACE OF THEM ALL
#2 - furrysheaperd (11/02/2013) [-]
and nords always do the elder scrolls equivalent of "praise da lord"
User avatar #10 - bjorntheberserk (11/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Nords ******* ? Completely disagree there obviously the person who wrote this has no idea of the history and culture of the nords outside of playing three hours of Skyrim. And **** buildings? Their structures are built for harsh weather. Functionaltiy over aesthetics. Only ******* would choose the opposite of that. This is why they buy gold rims for their cars and diamond rings but do not pay child support or move out of their parents' house let alone move out of the ghetto.
#29 - kreekydoorS (11/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You think I'm an ignorant savage
And you've been so many places I guess it must be so
But still I can not see
Is the savage one is me
How can there be so much that you don't know?
You don't know
#7 - benevolentpsycho (11/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
******		 stole my hood
****** stole my hood
#22 - lordnakraaz (11/02/2013) [-]
The **** you say about Dunmer,you filthy N'wah?
User avatar #35 - BrownBearninetysix ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
I love how Altmer ban worship of the guy ho united the empire, but won't ban worship of Boethiah, who is literally the prince of unlawful overthrowing of authority. Nor Molag Bal, who has literally been dubbed, "The King of Rape."
#40 - lavitts (11/03/2013) [-]
u wot m8?
#39 - pacs (11/03/2013) [-]
the funniest part about that is the flag indicating nationality.
it's israel .... the land of the jews .... nah joke would be to easy
User avatar #37 - spawnconnery ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Skooma's more like meth
#4 - anonymous (11/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
kahjiit are master race :3
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