Eight-Beers McGee. . Okay ml, story time. When I was younger, I had this Irish friend our school when I was like Ir. Dude died recently, and here is the ballad
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Eight-Beers McGee

Okay ml, story time.
When I was younger, I had this Irish friend our school when I was like Ir. Dude died recently, and here is the ballad ofthe marvellous bastard.
we average as **** IT year old
Schitty public school
foreign guy , his moved here
seme city called Derry in Ireland
here with his dad and his little sister, his mum died when he was younger
gets put in my class and ends up sitting next to me
is how I met the Irish Bastard
ll call him EB fer sake ertime
sit near Greg, the mildly autistic hippo
him a hippo because of his ******* industrial size frend teeth and his big ******* lips
uses his autism to get out imdoing and saying whateverman **** he wants
Potarts annoying EB with **** like To you wash in Ireland" and To you have schools in Ireland" etc
has his desk very particularly arranged, pens en ene side in a straight line, pencils en the other
is GED as **** with his pencilcase and ****
nuts if anything gets moved, SC) his desk is slightly apart hem everyone elses
all get in **** ifhe **** with him en purpose, "We ought to know better”
autistic hippo keeps trying to get a reaction out of EB the whale class
Milli em sudden Adjust casually raises a feet and pushes the Hippe' s desk right the **** ever
and pencils spill out all evanthe :) or
chaos, bleed ofthe autists fills the reem
Treacher hurries ever and is trying to explain to EB about Greg' s autism while Greg freaks the **** out in his chair, breathing heavily as though he' s trying to lift his fatass effete ground through nothing but sheer autistic
resentment ofthis Irish ****
e EB looks at Greg and tells the teacher' C) h serry, we don' t have autism in Ireland"
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#30 - triablefrog (03/20/2014) [+] (85 replies)
stickied by derpinathebadass
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#4 - devout feminist (03/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
i have autism and i don't do **** like this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sonicthefast (03/20/2014) [-]
Not in Ireland you don't.
#16 - devout feminist (03/20/2014) [-]
EBs fw
EBs fw
User avatar #6 - fergilgamesh (03/20/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I'm from Derry! And now i swell with pride...as you scroll past this irrelevant comment...
#7 - tazzerz (03/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Ireland is mentioned! Take a shot!
#31 - Welshhobo (03/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>public school is ****
>still in school at 17
>single desks
>british
User avatar #81 - welfarekid (03/21/2014) [-]
Kid in my school has autism, he also uses his disability to get out of work and do whatever he wants. Name is Jessie.
He wasn't doing his project as usual.
He keeps looking over his shoulder at me and my friends and we notice, so we pretend were distracted but are really watching what he does.
He pulls up a video of women stretching, just yoga and **** .
Has his backup page ready.
Starts ******* masturbating in class.
Call the teacher. "Mrs. L!" "Come here, you've got to see this"
She freaks out, "STOP THAT! JESSIE STOP THAT!"
He exits it, yanks his hand out of his pants and blurts out "I DONT UNDERSTAND RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINES!"

Now we know why he was taking the cheerleading catalogs on my teachers desk. He always said he was "just browsing" Gross.
#17 - charac (03/20/2014) [-]
Even if this isn't true that was a pretty good story.
Even if this isn't true that was a pretty good story.
User avatar #33 - grebllejk (03/20/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Clarification. PUBLIC SCHOOL (in the UK) is an old, usually very prestigious private school. STATE SCHOOL is the one that is run by the government and can be rather ****** .
PS I lived in the UK for 13 years so, yeah
#67 - earlploddington (03/20/2014) [-]
>pens go everywhere
#8 - bohemianblasphemy (03/20/2014) [-]
>industrial sized teeth
User avatar #107 - Lambda (03/21/2014) [-]
Whale oil beef hooked.
#122 - mattdoggy (03/21/2014) [-]
that last line   
8.5/10 would read again
that last line
8.5/10 would read again
User avatar #3 - gotbannedicusvile ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
Anymore?
#90 - afroadam (03/21/2014) [-]
i found this funnier than i should have
#9 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/20/2014) [+] (17 replies)
Isn't Derry still technically in the UK though?
User avatar #2 - dxss (03/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Hi
User avatar #140 - theJackal (03/21/2014) [-]
Yup. Act like a **** , get treated like one. No excuses!
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