Eight-Beers McGee. . Okay ml, story time. When I was younger, I had this Irish friend our school when I was like Ir. Dude died recently, and here is the ballad  Eight-Beers McGee Okay ml story time When I was younger had this Irish friend our school when like Ir Dude died recently and here is the ballad
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Okay ml, story time.
When I was younger, I had this Irish friend our school when I was like Ir. Dude died recently, and here is the ballad ofthe marvellous bastard.
we average as fuck IT year old
Schitty public school
foreign guy , his moved here
seme city called Derry in Ireland
here with his dad and his little sister, his mum died when he was younger
gets put in my class and ends up sitting next to me
is how I met the Irish Bastard
ll call him EB fer sake ertime
sit near Greg, the mildly autistic hippo
him a hippo because of his fucking industrial size frend teeth and his big fucking lips
uses his autism to get out imdoing and saying whateverman fuck he wants
Potarts annoying EB with shit like To you wash in Ireland" and To you have schools in Ireland" etc
has his desk very particularly arranged, pens en ene side in a straight line, pencils en the other
is GED as fuck with his pencilcase and shit
nuts if anything gets moved, SC) his desk is slightly apart hem everyone elses
all get in shit ifhe fuck with him en purpose, "We ought to know better”
autistic hippo keeps trying to get a reaction out of EB the whale class
Milli em sudden Adjust casually raises a feet and pushes the Hippe' s desk right the fuck ever
and pencils spill out all evanthe :) or
chaos, bleed ofthe autists fills the reem
Treacher hurries ever and is trying to explain to EB about Greg' s autism while Greg freaks the fuck out in his chair, breathing heavily as though he' s trying to lift his fatass effete ground through nothing but sheer autistic
resentment ofthis Irish cunt
e EB looks at Greg and tells the teacher' C) h serry, we don' t have autism in Ireland"
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#30 - triablefrog
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#161 to #30 - anon id: e21a5426
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If anyone feels like another sad greentext, here it is. The story of Will, a hero.
#167 to #30 - sirnigga
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anyone else pause when his lil bro died or when ebs sister od or eb hanging himself
#187 to #30 - firesnake
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User avatar #77 to #30 - ilovesprite
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I felt so many feels reading this, especially since his name is my step dads name.
#145 to #30 - seymourtets
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#34 to #30 - fukyouto
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unless you wanna cry like a bitch to not read the full story of eb, sounds like the greatest man alive :,( im gonna go have a beer for him
User avatar #44 to #34 - leafonthewind
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he isn't the greatest man ALIVE
but yeah he sounds like a manly mans man
User avatar #138 to #44 - leafonthewind
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dammit that came out terribly
this story made me feel and I didn't want to feel
#139 to #44 - notstill
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That's ****** up
I laughed, but that's ****** up.
#106 to #30 - anon id: f3b06d46
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my god that is beautiful and sad story
User avatar #64 to #30 - hektoroftroy
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****. I don't even know what to say. I'm just sitting here staring at my screen. That hurt man.
#79 to #30 - brokenboulevard
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#66 to #30 - anamethatpie
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That didnt help at all
#43 to #30 - eddymolly
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**** me, I don't even know what to say on that one. God damn feels
**** me, I don't even know what to say on that one. God damn feels
#56 to #30 - nuclearderp
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Marvelous paddy bastard.  God bless his soul...
Marvelous paddy bastard. God bless his soul...
User avatar #45 to #30 - gadgetzan
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This has to be the most touching, emotional, and saddening greentext I've read. I ******* teared up. EB sounds like a ******* hero
#36 to #30 - derpstrider
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I honestly just ******* cried.
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I literally cried a bit
#74 to #30 - babyanalraper
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That's so ******* sad that it's hard to believe, but even harder to believe that someone could make that up.
That's so ******* sad that it's hard to believe, but even harder to believe that someone could make that up.
#84 to #30 - anon id: a19465ca
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Omg I can't stop crying :'( That is the saddest thing i've ever read </3
#62 to #30 - coleopterist
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#153 to #30 - professorbob
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I demand a movie, this was too beautiful to be overlooked by even a single person.
I demand a movie, this was too beautiful to be overlooked by even a single person.
#95 to #30 - npfortytwo
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Everybody could use a bit of EB in their lives.
User avatar #133 to #30 - crimsonsplash
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oh my ****, i didnt expect that. Eb, if there is a heaven, youre drinking with jesus now
#102 to #30 - derdadrueben
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#70 to #30 - supposesuppose
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**** me, almost got me greetin at the end there
User avatar #54 to #30 - lesolan
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I kept thinking that things would pick up around the end, but then... I had forgotten the one rule about Irish stories... Irish stories aren't like Disney films. They never have a happy ending...
#174 to #30 - gux
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Holy **** the Feels
Holy **** the Feels
#78 to #30 - slothcarecenter
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#164 to #30 - metalbeasteg
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Wow. I just... Wow. I wasn't ready for this to get so sad so quick.
#40 to #30 - tenfinnvo
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The **** man
The **** man
#159 to #30 - shmoopy
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Here take the one with the picture of him.
#104 to #30 - theoneomega
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#146 to #30 - BrotherDeath
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#99 to #30 - ninjacowboy
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EB, you glorious bastard, you put up with more **** than most people ever will, and held out as long as you could. R. I. P.
User avatar #128 to #30 - heytheremister
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Can't handle it
Crying like a child
#72 to #30 - urikhi
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#42 to #30 - kapitanokliosov
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That cut me deep and just kept going
That cut me deep and just kept going
User avatar #176 to #30 - tittylovin
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Thanks for making me cry you bastard.
#98 to #30 - CapObvious
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#155 to #30 - foxrock
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*******... *******... ****, man...
User avatar #93 to #30 - megamolester
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that's it... if nobody else makes a movie out of this then i ******* will

thank you for sharing the tale of a broken, but sharp blade
#152 to #30 - mrsexmuffins
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#136 to #30 - kingkamikazi
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#39 to #30 - harrytheheadcrab
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Thanks.   
 I didn't need these feels.
Thanks.
I didn't need these feels.
User avatar #101 to #30 - cdarthvader
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i am honestly about to cry
#89 to #30 - goblingang
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Seriously choking back tears right now. What a ****** stand up guy...
#73 to #30 - gunnyjoe
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EB, you glorious Irish bastard, may you be in the greatest pub in wherever the **** you've gone. Rest easy.
#82 to #30 - Greekkenyan
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User avatar #189 to #30 - elcreepo
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******* hell...

Why is it always the best ******* people that are forced to deal with the worst ****. That guy could have been a pretty awesome soldier, policeman, artist, whatever he wanted to do and he'd be there for his best friend the whole way, but no.
User avatar #76 to #30 - danster
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I read, I laughed, I felt
Rest In peace, Andy, you glorious bastard.
#175 to #30 - Poppit
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Many a manly tear
#100 to #30 - afroadam
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literally the hardest feels to ever hit me. eyes watering a tad bit
literally the hardest feels to ever hit me. eyes watering a tad bit
User avatar #171 to #30 - timmity
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derrry is in northern ireland, that flag is wrong, also derry isint a ******* city
#87 to #30 - deathofnight
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God damn son...
#165 to #30 - drhat
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Damn man. RIP Eight-Beers.  I'll play an Irish melody for you tonight mate.
Damn man. RIP Eight-Beers. I'll play an Irish melody for you tonight mate.
User avatar #52 to #30 - friedgreenpomatoes
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I did not expect these feels.
#163 to #30 - captainmike
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Honestly never shed a tear for a feels story until now. Rest in peace to the kingly EB. Much respect to you sir.
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#160 to #30 - snakefire
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Well that was right ******* depressing.
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#59 to #30 - jointure
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I was in th thread yesterday night. End up having a ****** sleep. there was nude of QT
#75 to #59 - comehonorfacetwice
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Pics or it didn't happen
#166 to #75 - jointure
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sorry bro I was high and I forget to save it... the pic is for me
User avatar #148 to #30 - thatonetyler
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damn... RIP EB.
User avatar #41 to #30 - arreatface
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Thats hard
User avatar #143 to #30 - masdercheef
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Jesus christ, man...

Wherever you are, Eight-Beers Mcgee, rest easy...
#135 to #30 - froggernaught
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Jesus christ I shouldn't have read that whole thing. thats ****** sad
#134 to #30 - swagbot
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Holy ****...
#126 to #30 - redbannerman
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More sad stories to add to my depression collection.
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User avatar #125 to #30 - redblackstar
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That brilliant bastard, what a beautiful friendship. And OP? Experiencing something so meaningful and deep is not something that happens to everyone, now back on your feet and embrace the tempest that was Andy 'Eight Beers' McGee.
#103 to #30 - thewasteland
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User avatar #85 to #30 - xxTheJesterxx
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I started really hoping that it was an everybody walk the dinosaur ending when I realized what was happening.

One of the best 4chan stories I've read
#172 to #30 - Turtleboner
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Why do bad things happen to good people
#53 to #30 - anon id: 47ade36a
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god ******* dammit, why did this story have to end like that? RIP EB, you magnificent bastard.
#169 to #30 - keepyourselfalive
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mfw reading this
mfw reading this
User avatar #154 to #30 - iizsimon
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this made me really, really sad

******* eh
User avatar #190 to #154 - KBD
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ur faec mak me rly rly sads
#156 to #30 - DiabloStrawhat
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The feels were rough, but I'm a better man for knowing that there once was a man named Eight Beers McGee.
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#4 - anon id: 7d82871e
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i have autism and i don't do **** like this.
#29 to #4 - WillWalrus
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Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
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#80 to #4 - anon id: 76722dba
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Yeah, but retards don't know what autism is.

Hell, doctors don't even, it's an absurdly generalized diagnosis which refers to any number of abnormal behaviors.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sonicthefast
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Not in Ireland you don't.
User avatar #6 - fergilgamesh
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I'm from Derry! And now i swell with pride...as you scroll past this irrelevant comment...
#186 to #6 - anon id: dc8a5fe6
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Derry also, Derry flooders announce yourselves.
#37 to #6 - novels
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Who'd have known others from Derry came on here? I mean, as far as I know.
User avatar #71 to #37 - fergilgamesh
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From Culmore, currently in Newcastle at University. What about you?
(I only knew about 1 other guy on here from Derry till now, possibly over excited by 31 thumbs on this comment)
#170 to #71 - novels
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From the city itself, born and raised. Still studying at school, might go to Queens after my A levels are done. (Got to love the pride).
#47 to #37 - anon id: b0c5acb7
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where abouts youse from in derry like
User avatar #48 to #47 - novels
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You don't have to put the accent on when you're on the internet mate.
#49 to #48 - anon id: b0c5acb7
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Ask me do I LIKE
User avatar #51 to #49 - novels
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I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.
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care*
#7 - tazzerz
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Ireland is mentioned! Take a shot!
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#31 - Welshhobo
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>public school is ****
>still in school at 17
>single desks
>british
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yeah the public school part seemed wrong to me. aren't public schools in britain the really good ones? i know there is some difference between US public schools and UK public schools.
User avatar #58 to #55 - Welshhobo
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public school = posh school you pay to get in to = private school in US
state school = school run by government = public school in US

The word school looks really weird to me now
User avatar #57 to #31 - juter
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is that ryan haywood
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Kid in my school has autism, he also uses his disability to get out of work and do whatever he wants. Name is Jessie.
He wasn't doing his project as usual.
He keeps looking over his shoulder at me and my friends and we notice, so we pretend were distracted but are really watching what he does.
He pulls up a video of women stretching, just yoga and ****.
Has his backup page ready.
Starts ******* masturbating in class.
Call the teacher. "Mrs. L!" "Come here, you've got to see this"
She freaks out, "STOP THAT! JESSIE STOP THAT!"
He exits it, yanks his hand out of his pants and blurts out "I DONT UNDERSTAND RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINES!"

Now we know why he was taking the cheerleading catalogs on my teachers desk. He always said he was "just browsing" Gross.
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Even if this isn't true that was a pretty good story.
Even if this isn't true that was a pretty good story.
User avatar #33 - grebllejk
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Clarification. PUBLIC SCHOOL (in the UK) is an old, usually very prestigious private school. STATE SCHOOL is the one that is run by the government and can be rather ******.
PS I lived in the UK for 13 years so, yeah
User avatar #63 to #33 - newsuperyoshi
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Why are private schools call public?
User avatar #65 to #63 - earlploddington
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Because when public schools were first created, they were public as in the rich kids would go there and learn with other rich kids instead of having private tutoring at home.

or something like that
User avatar #68 to #65 - newsuperyoshi
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Of all the asinine things to keep...
#69 to #68 - earlploddington
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You think they'd CHANGE that?

How many Englishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

What do you mean, change it? We've had it for 60 years and it's never done us any harm!
User avatar #178 to #69 - straightbusta
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******* EXACTLY HOLY ****
User avatar #179 to #178 - earlploddington
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Feels like half of Britain's problems come from stubbornly refusing to change for the sake of keeping things the same while the other half come from changing things for the sake of changing them.
User avatar #180 to #179 - straightbusta
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and from piers morgan
User avatar #181 to #180 - earlploddington
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and racism
User avatar #182 to #181 - straightbusta
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and david cameron
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he comes under the previously mentioned. You have to remember that as a british politican, he doesn't actually do anything to **** things up. Politicians here, they're not people. They do not think or feel or believe like mortal men. They need no sustenance, nor hopes or dreams to believe in. They have no opinions, or morals.



They require votes. That is all. Will screwing a goat on live television give them votes? If so, they will definitely consider possibly maybe holding a referendum on doing it eventually but ONLY if you vote for them to do it.
User avatar #184 to #183 - straightbusta
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oh **** its raining hailstones in my garden
User avatar #185 to #184 - earlploddington
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oh **** yeah i forgot



-and the gays
User avatar #168 to #63 - grebllejk
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I believe it's because they are paid for by members of the public, as opposed to by the state. Not sure though. I do know that many public schools (such as Eton) were started to give a good education to poor but clever boys (not the case nowadays) so it could have something to do with that also
#67 - earlploddington
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>pens go everywhere
#8 - bohemianblasphemy
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>industrial sized teeth