ER tales. . Anonymous /' ) 23: 58: 00 No. 624867493 . ITT hospital Mo stories be in high wheel 3 years age work at hospital is transporter (move people from ts
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Anonymous /' ) 23: 58: 00 No. 624867493 .
ITT hospital Mo stories
be in high wheel 3 years age
work at hospital
is transporter (move people
from ts test areas er
where ever they need ts go)
is we to bring guy frsm ER. up to reem
is walk into the ER. and find patient in stretcher
waiting to go upstairs
check to make sure I have right patient es I
ask for name and birthday
patient tells me " **** off you god dammed
geek bastard!!"
is miss I' m white and called a geek
is ignore insults and start leaving ER. while
pushing patient
patient ask to stop at bathroom on the way
out
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Anonymous / ( Fri) thef
is patient gets up and whips out his dick
starts pissing en a random asian nurse
mes: E. R. happens to walk by
and see this then decides to tackle a man while
he' s midstream
yelled at to help
is I had to wrestle a piss severed man back into
the stretcher and the help tie his restraints on
is they held the patient in the ER. just long
enough tor mete shower and change into new
scrubs
get told ts take up same patient
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he' s having full blown Alzheimer' s moment
is . jpeg
patient starts with the asian insults again
get up to reem he thinks we' re in 'Nam
untie restraints just long enough to slide him
into bed
his asian nurse walks in
Ananymous /' ( Fri)
is he starts yelling at her say he won' t submit to
her agency
he notices restraints still free
punches nurse in the face! I heard a *******
crunch!
get him into the bed finally and restrained
again
nurse gs to ER. to get face checked
patient isn' t far enough up in bed, invert bed
to slide him up
is mm he starts pissing all over himself and it
gets all over his face
he' s yelling this whole time btw
is starts asking me when the meter is supposed
to trush dsen
tell him in 10
mm he offers to buy me a drink for helping
him survive the war
I was his "war buddy"
saw him a ton in the ER. for nasty cuts and
**** he' d get from ******* people up
is got to know him pretty well
he was a bad ass msfw
RIP. You crazy bastard
I' got mere if anybody' s lurking
Anonymous ( Fri) 00: 23: 49 .
This see just happened yesterday
we ts take patient from reem to get an Xyray
young dude says he doesn' t want to gs
patients have right ts refuse test
is tell nurse he deosn' t want Xyray
is nurse talks to him trying ts explain how critical
this was (he just had mediators put in)
they need to make sure the port was set right
mm he rips out the port ( he could have died
from that)
nurse flips out
fat old duster walks by and starts freaking out
is get teld to grab restraints
is run as fast as I can
get back restrain patient
kicked in the balls in the process
get to ER. To get checked out
mm nurse I have crush en has ts leek at my
balls for anything that sould be wrong
is I now have her number (irrelevant)
else gets new sedated patient
down stairs
Cont,
Anonymous ) 00: 33: 06 .
OP btw
have ts take patient up to reem after is
done and port put back in
is he' s waking up
call charge nurse for help getting him ever to
the bed
have to undo restraints to move from
stretcher to bed
tatally prepared for this
is nope
is he rips restraints off and gets up
new dealing with pissed off patient
runs out of his reem a I chase him
pregnant nurse walking by see this and pulls
out phone to call security
man falcon punches her pregnant stomach
is now I' m pissed I liked her a let she' s a really
seel nurse
is tackle patient
beat his ******* face in
nurse gees to OB ward stat
we her baby died
is cops come and arrest him
mm 1 didn' t get written up and boss tells me I
was in the right
...
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#6 - swagosaur (01/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Why the **** you punch pregnant lady when you runnin by. ***** thats ****** up. Atleast the guy got his ball fondled, happy ending
#1 - amuzen ONLINE (01/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Isn't the whole point of people who work as transporters in hospitals to transport difficult/unstable patients from room? If so then I don't understand why in both of these scenarios he questions why it's him being told to transport crazy people, it would be like if you were working as a prostitute that services male clientele and some guy took of his pants and you noticed he had a dick and you were like "oh god damnit why do I always get guys who have dicks? I mean, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?"
#15 - lolollo (01/06/2014) [-]
"mfw I'm white and called a gook"
*hospital*
#26 - piclesmeme (01/06/2014) [+] (7 replies)
hold on to your hats 						*************					, I got one. I'm doing work experience at my local hospital and i job shadow x-ray techs, handle a lot of ER patients. this one happened the other week.   
>Be a slower day, not a lot scheduled, me and all the techs are just hanging around   
>ER nurse comes in says they have one for us.   
>look at order, woman mid 40's complaining of abdominal pain   
>at the bottom of the order "VLP" bold and underlined   
> VLP stands for " Very Large Person"   
>lady walks in, motherofallunderstatements.jpeg   
>she is 						*******					 massive, easily 500-600lbs.   
>we start the procedure by asking questions, ie "whats the nature of your pain." etc.   
>hambeast says " I'm having a lot of abdominal pain"   
>tech asks her if she's done anything out of the ordinary that might be to blame   
>hambeast beckons, " well I had a lot of pizza last night"   
>how much?   
> hambeast, "well I got a large double cheese, double pep last night and it was so good, I couldn't help myself and I ate the whole thing"   
>the tech and i both look at each other in awe, and in unison we say, "the whole thing??"   
>hambeast literally says "Tee-Hee....." it was just so good"   
>areyoukiddingme.jepeg   
>tech and i set up the procedure, hambeast is so large we cant get all of her in one shot.   
>takes us 4 different shots to get all of her   
>she was at least 4 normal people wide.   
>during about the 3rd pixture hambeast says" Can you guys hurry I'm getting kind of hungry."   
>ends it with another "Tee-Hee"   
>we finish up and send the mammoth on her way   
>sure enough x-rays show she had a mass of pizza still in her stomach the size of a toddler   
MFW she's came in twice more for the same issue MFW she always acts surprised when she finds out its from overeating MFW "Tee-Hee"
hold on to your hats ************* , I got one. I'm doing work experience at my local hospital and i job shadow x-ray techs, handle a lot of ER patients. this one happened the other week.
>Be a slower day, not a lot scheduled, me and all the techs are just hanging around
>ER nurse comes in says they have one for us.
>look at order, woman mid 40's complaining of abdominal pain
>at the bottom of the order "VLP" bold and underlined
> VLP stands for " Very Large Person"
>lady walks in, motherofallunderstatements.jpeg
>she is ******* massive, easily 500-600lbs.
>we start the procedure by asking questions, ie "whats the nature of your pain." etc.
>hambeast says " I'm having a lot of abdominal pain"
>tech asks her if she's done anything out of the ordinary that might be to blame
>hambeast beckons, " well I had a lot of pizza last night"
>how much?
> hambeast, "well I got a large double cheese, double pep last night and it was so good, I couldn't help myself and I ate the whole thing"
>the tech and i both look at each other in awe, and in unison we say, "the whole thing??"
>hambeast literally says "Tee-Hee....." it was just so good"
>areyoukiddingme.jepeg
>tech and i set up the procedure, hambeast is so large we cant get all of her in one shot.
>takes us 4 different shots to get all of her
>she was at least 4 normal people wide.
>during about the 3rd pixture hambeast says" Can you guys hurry I'm getting kind of hungry."
>ends it with another "Tee-Hee"
>we finish up and send the mammoth on her way
>sure enough x-rays show she had a mass of pizza still in her stomach the size of a toddler
MFW she's came in twice more for the same issue MFW she always acts surprised when she finds out its from overeating MFW "Tee-Hee"
#24 - deletedmyaccount (01/06/2014) [-]
That last story.
#7 - lokiak (01/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
wait, an x-ray was given to him against his will? that's a suing. sad **** about the kid though.
User avatar #17 to #7 - theycallmedingus (01/06/2014) [-]
The nurse was explaining why he needed one, she wasn't giving him one yet.
User avatar #16 - copycopy (01/06/2014) [-]
Last one. The **** at the ending.
#28 - limb (01/06/2014) [-]
This **** never happened in Scrubs.
#19 - qxangelxp (01/06/2014) [-]
OP's fw last patient.
OP's fw last patient.
User avatar #10 - snakefire (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That op has no ******* idea what MFW means.
#36 - runapuff (01/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"tfw her baby died"   
   
MFW reading that line
"tfw her baby died"

MFW reading that line

#32 - Womens Study Major (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Am I supposed to read all of that?.....
User avatar #37 to #32 - lionxroar (01/06/2014) [-]
Yes, you are.
User avatar #11 - oxYKellark (01/06/2014) [-]
That vietnam one was sad.

User avatar #33 - temporalguardian (01/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
hfw no face
User avatar #27 - misterbatman (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
User avatar #30 to #27 - darthsalias (01/06/2014) [-]
my grand mother work in the er most of her life intill just recently. she is loaded with carzy ass stories like this
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#14 - Womens Study Major (01/06/2014) [-]
thanks charles dickens
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