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#22
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austinsaget (12/27/2011) [+]
(36 replies)
Im gonna try this, gimme a minute im gonna use facebook chat
#23 to #22
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austinsaget (12/27/2011) [-] Me: Hey beautiful
her: Who the hell are you
Me: im not saying it because its nice im saying it because its true.
Her: Im gonna tell my boyfriend to beat your ass when breaks over Richard Simmonsgot.
Me: Im a equal opportunity ass kicker.
Her: Bye
Me: Balls of steel.
her: Who the hell are you
Me: im not saying it because its nice im saying it because its true.
Her: Im gonna tell my boyfriend to beat your ass when breaks over Richard Simmonsgot.
Me: Im a equal opportunity ass kicker.
Her: Bye
Me: Balls of steel.
#45
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gumdropking (12/28/2011) [+]
(8 replies)
me: hey beautiful
her: excuse me?
me: ive got balls of steel
her: please stop texting me i am shopping
me: blow it out your ass
her: i am going to have to talk to you when i get home
me: sorry mom
her: excuse me?
me: ive got balls of steel
her: please stop texting me i am shopping
me: blow it out your ass
her: i am going to have to talk to you when i get home
me: sorry mom
#287
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JustForTheLulz ONLINE (12/28/2011) [+]
(10 replies)
Me: Hey there, beautiful
Her: Aww thanks, what brought this on?
Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true.
Her: You're so sweet! <3
Me: It's time for me to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Her: Lol, wanna hang out after class tomorrow?
Me: Eat shit and die.
Her: Wtf asshole
Me: Damn I'm smooth.
Her: Aww thanks, what brought this on?
Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true.
Her: You're so sweet! <3
Me: It's time for me to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Her: Lol, wanna hang out after class tomorrow?
Me: Eat shit and die.
Her: Wtf asshole
Me: Damn I'm smooth.
#18
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Holddownn (12/27/2011) [+]
(2 replies)
So I tryed a new target, and I didn't work anywhere near how I expected.
> Hey there Beautiful
> Why Hello (:
> I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true.
> Stop playing Duke Nukem and get your ass over here (;
MFW I got caught and still got a booty call.
> Hey there Beautiful
> Why Hello (:
> I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true.
> Stop playing Duke Nukem and get your ass over here (;
MFW I got caught and still got a booty call.
#83
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mrawesomepotato (12/28/2011) [-] >hey beautiful
> um are you ok
>i realized its time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and im all outta bubble gum
> Ronan, you realize you're texting your dad right?
>balls of steel!
> sure, sure
>im an equal oppurtunity ass kicker!
> Do you want to be grounded?
> srry bye
> um are you ok
>i realized its time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and im all outta bubble gum
> Ronan, you realize you're texting your dad right?
>balls of steel!
> sure, sure
>im an equal oppurtunity ass kicker!
> Do you want to be grounded?
> srry bye
#391
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wacht (12/28/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
My attempt:
>Hey beautiful
>Dude wtf. Are you gay or something?
>Im not saying it because its nice im saying it because its true.
>Wtf dude
>I've got balls of steel
>(no reply)
>Damn I'm good
>Hey beautiful
>Dude wtf. Are you gay or something?
>Im not saying it because its nice im saying it because its true.
>Wtf dude
>I've got balls of steel
>(no reply)
>Damn I'm good
#258
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Possemofdoom (12/28/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
Texting my Girlfriend
Me: Hey there beautiful
Her: Stop texting me.
Me: Hey there beautiful
Her: Stop texting me.
#65
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Lmaoplanes ONLINE (12/28/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
> Hey beautiful.
> STOP FUCKING CALLING ME GET OUT OF MY LIFE.
>Gosh; okay grandma.
> STOP FUCKING CALLING ME GET OUT OF MY LIFE.
>Gosh; okay grandma.
#458
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mazlum (12/28/2011) [+]
(3 replies)
Me:Hey beautiful
Ex Girlfriend: Hey sexy :))
Me:Eat shit and die!
Ex Girlfriend: asshole
Ex Girlfriend: Hey sexy :))
Me:Eat shit and die!
Ex Girlfriend: asshole
#148
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thatevanguy (12/28/2011) [+]
(3 replies)
Me: Hey baby.
Her: What?
Me: I'm gonna break a broomstick off in your ass.
/disconnected
Me: Shit...wrong line...
Her: What?
Me: I'm gonna break a broomstick off in your ass.
/disconnected
Me: Shit...wrong line...
#49
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acidreign (12/28/2011) [-] How mine went:
>Hey there beautiful :)
>>Hey honey, you want me to make you a sandwich?
>Totally!
>>Alright, it'll be ready in a minute.
>Thanks mom!
>Hey there beautiful :)
>>Hey honey, you want me to make you a sandwich?
>Totally!
>>Alright, it'll be ready in a minute.
>Thanks mom!
#118
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peekabeast (12/28/2011) [+]
(2 replies)
my experience
me: hey beautiful
her: fuck you i broke up with you three days ago.
<mfw
me: hey beautiful
her: fuck you i broke up with you three days ago.
<mfw
#103
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famishing (12/28/2011) [-] >Hey beautiful
>Uh hi
>I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true
>Well, uh thanks....
>I've realized it's time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum
>Alright, well i'm going now
>I've got balls of steel!
>Bye
>Uh hi
>I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true
>Well, uh thanks....
>I've realized it's time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum
>Alright, well i'm going now
>I've got balls of steel!
>Bye
#541
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FUUUUUCKYEAH (12/28/2011) [+]
(11 replies)
Smooth as a babies bottom.
You'll have to enlarge.
You'll have to enlarge.
