Duke Nukem. I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL" POST RESULTS I Anonymous (( Sun) 13: & 56 65 KB, 352x300, Duke Nukem, jp im all out of bubblegum
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Duke Nukem. I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL" POST RESULTS I Anonymous (( Sun) 13: & 56 65 KB, 352x300, Duke Nukem, jp

I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum

TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTIFUL"
POST RESULTS
I Anonymous (( Sun) 13: & 56
65 KB, 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
Me: I' m not saying it because it' s nice, I' m saying it because it' s true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite now it
Me: I realized It' s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I' m all outta gum.
Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: We got balls M steel!
Her: lei you probably do cause he' d be pissed if he saw this.
Me: I' m an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: HAHA em, yeu' re so weird taday_ You tell me I' m beautiful and now yeu' re acting all alpha
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think youre kind of cute so if youre net doing anything right now, why dent you come over? Just dent tell anyone okay it
Me: Hail tithe king, baby
Her: lei, just get the hell over here
Me: Damn I' m good
Did I really just get a booty call hem a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines?
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #22 - austinsaget
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(12/27/2011) [-]
Im gonna try this, gimme a minute im gonna use facebook chat
User avatar #23 to #22 - austinsaget
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(12/27/2011) [-]
Me: Hey beautiful
her: Who the hell are you
Me: im not saying it because its nice im saying it because its true.
Her: Im gonna tell my boyfriend to beat your ass when breaks over Richard Simmonsgot.
Me: Im a equal opportunity ass kicker.
Her: Bye
Me: Balls of steel.
User avatar #24 to #23 - austinsaget
Reply +555 123456789123345869
(12/27/2011) [-]
.....****
#89 to #23 - iamnewhere
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(12/28/2011) [-]
This image has expired
Content posted 6 hours ago,
Comment posted 2 hours ago,
Comment has 91 thumbs......

If you don't get highest rated comment i'll eat my house..
#101 to #89 - readthisbackwards
Reply +39 123456789123345869
(12/28/2011) [-]
....Dolphin tits....Not sure if gusta...
#779 to #89 - snuffyking
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(12/28/2011) [-]
so ******* close...
User avatar #570 to #23 - vanoreo
Reply +87 123456789123345869
(12/28/2011) [-]
Me: Balls of steel
Her: What?
Me: Balls of steel
Her: Who are you
Me: Balls of steel
Her: I'm scared
Me: Balls of steel
Her: Please stop texting me
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: I don't know who you are, but I'm blocking your number
Me: BALLS OF STEEL!

Then she blocked my number
#337 to #23 - Whipstyle
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(12/28/2011) [-]
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#880 to #23 - austinsaget
Reply +25 123456789123345869
(12/28/2011) [-]
I woke up and I have like 70 notifications O.o
#881 to #880 - haaaxderp
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/28/2011) [-]
Excellent job mate, today, you shall bask in the glory of 1000 green thumbs.

Feel like a sir.
#883 to #881 - austinsaget
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(12/28/2011) [-]
mmm,yes quite
#887 to #883 - haaaxderp
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#484 to #23 - soarinbolt **User deleted account**
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#413 to #23 - anon id: 8eb5d1ec
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(12/28/2011) [-]
so gud taingka tue gurls
#537 to #413 - budbrown
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#525 to #413 - cbawesome
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(12/28/2011) [-]
I'm not sure if you banged your head off the keyboard or if it's a different language I don't recognize, but I couldn't resist this. No disrespect
#587 to #413 - ketchuphil
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#626 to #413 - glasstrampoline
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(12/28/2011) [-]
Why can't I flag this picture as offensi- OH WAIT! This is funnyjunk.. Haha, oh wow.
Why can't I flag this picture as offensi- OH WAIT! This is funnyjunk.. Haha, oh wow.
#622 to #413 - glasstrampoline
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#778 to #23 - hidefromme
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User avatar #876 to #778 - inku
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(12/28/2011) [-]
Even if it was fake, so what? It was funny and that's what matters on FUNNYJunk.
#890 to #23 - toweringschlongten
Reply -26 123456789123345869
(12/28/2011) [-]
hhha sme thin hapan to mi lest wek
User avatar #892 to #890 - xxxherfaultxxx
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/28/2011) [-]
N. O.
#45 - gumdropking
Reply +639 123456789123345869
(12/28/2011) [-]
me: hey beautiful
her: excuse me?
me: ive got balls of steel
her: please stop texting me i am shopping
me: blow it out your ass
her: i am going to have to talk to you when i get home
me: sorry mom
#174 to #45 - sammae
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#159 to #45 - Sebright
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(12/28/2011) [-]
i thumbed you down, then back up again so that it could feel like i was thumbing you twice.
#216 to #45 - jremzthedragon
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User avatar #84 to #45 - wargriff
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(12/28/2011) [-]
I haven't lol'd that hard in days!
User avatar #47 to #45 - xXxCoolBeansxXx [OP]
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(12/28/2011) [-]
I lold.
#287 - JustForTheLulz
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(12/28/2011) [-]
Me: Hey there, beautiful
Her: Aww thanks, what brought this on?
Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true.
Her: You're so sweet! <3
Me: It's time for me to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Her: Lol, wanna hang out after class tomorrow?
Me: Eat **** and die.
Her: Wtf asshole
Me: Damn I'm smooth.


User avatar #902 to #287 - roflstorm
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(12/29/2011) [-]
you will never know how much trouble i am in because i am laughing so hard
#903 to #287 - auesis
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(12/29/2011) [-]
My chest hurts, oh my god
My chest hurts, oh my god
User avatar #295 to #287 - hydraetis
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(12/28/2011) [-]
OMFG ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

SO MUCH WIN!!!!!!!
#843 to #287 - robsterthelobster
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**** I killed myself with laughter
#529 to #287 - spyronos
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#303 to #287 - thatguybythetree
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(12/28/2011) [-]
How i imagine you
How i imagine you
#306 to #287 - shrike
Reply +55 123456789123345869
(12/28/2011) [-]
I laughed so hard.
I laughed so hard.
#307 to #306 - shrike
Reply +46 123456789123345869
(12/28/2011) [-]
so hard that i'm posting 2 gifs.
so hard that i'm posting 2 gifs.
#18 - Holddownn
Reply +270 123456789123345869
(12/27/2011) [-]
So I tryed a new target, and I didn't work anywhere near how I expected.

> Hey there Beautiful
> Why Hello (:
> I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true.
> Stop playing Duke Nukem and get your ass over here (;

MFW I got caught and still got a booty call.
User avatar #20 to #18 - javalord
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(12/27/2011) [-]
im sorry to do this but....pics or it didnt happen
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#69 - lenus
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(12/28/2011) [-]
>Hey beautiful
>Hi.



SHE TEXTED BACK!
#72 to #69 - sethstaysg **User deleted account**
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User avatar #83 - mrawesomepotato
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(12/28/2011) [-]
>hey beautiful
> um are you ok
>i realized its time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and im all outta bubble gum
> Ronan, you realize you're texting your dad right?
>balls of steel!
> sure, sure
>im an equal oppurtunity ass kicker!
> Do you want to be grounded?
> srry bye
User avatar #391 - wacht
Reply +152 123456789123345869
(12/28/2011) [-]
My attempt:

>Hey beautiful
>Dude wtf. Are you gay or something?
>Im not saying it because its nice im saying it because its true.
>Wtf dude
>I've got balls of steel
>(no reply)
>Damn I'm good


#418 to #391 - blackline
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#141 - zameckis
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**zameckis rolls 00**
#162 to #141 - anon id: 7c924632
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(12/28/2011) [-]
i believe my troll gif is superior
i believe my troll gif is superior

#425 to #162 - aronorth
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(12/28/2011) [-]
hi davve, oh wait.
#341 to #162 - anon id: 29a2c960
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 675**
User avatar #145 to #141 - brovahkiin
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(12/28/2011) [-]
Bravo!
User avatar #149 to #141 - tehlulzbringer
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(12/28/2011) [-]
Well rolled, sir
#143 to #141 - zameckis
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#65 - Lmaoplanes
Reply +112 123456789123345869
(12/28/2011) [-]
> Hey beautiful.
> STOP ******* CALLING ME GET OUT OF MY LIFE.

>Gosh; okay grandma.
#445 to #65 - danhibiki
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#458 - mazlum
Reply +109 123456789123345869
(12/28/2011) [-]
Me:Hey beautiful
Ex Girlfriend: Hey sexy :))
Me:Eat **** and die!
Ex Girlfriend: asshole


#492 to #458 - anon id: 70c6a135
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(12/28/2011) [-]
You, sir, have deserved an internet! Here you go!
#462 to #458 - sebble
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(12/28/2011) [-]
You won
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