Duke Nukem. I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL" POST RESULTS I Anonymous (( Sun) 13: & 56 65 KB, 352x300, Duke Nukem, jp im all out of bubblegum
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Duke Nukem

I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum

TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTIFUL"
POST RESULTS
I Anonymous (( Sun) 13: & 56
65 KB, 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
Me: I' m not saying it because it' s nice, I' m saying it because it' s true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite now it
Me: I realized It' s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I' m all outta gum.
Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: We got balls M steel!
Her: lei you probably do cause he' d be pissed if he saw this.
Me: I' m an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: HAHA em, yeu' re so weird taday_ You tell me I' m beautiful and now yeu' re acting all alpha
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think youre kind of cute so if youre net doing anything right now, why dent you come over? Just dent tell anyone okay it
Me: Hail tithe king, baby
Her: lei, just get the hell over here
Me: Damn I' m good
Did I really just get a booty call hem a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines?
I ******* LOVE YOU
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User avatar #22 - austinsaget (12/27/2011) [+] (27 replies)
Im gonna try this, gimme a minute im gonna use facebook chat
User avatar #23 to #22 - austinsaget (12/27/2011) [-]
Me: Hey beautiful
her: Who the hell are you
Me: im not saying it because its nice im saying it because its true.
Her: Im gonna tell my boyfriend to beat your ass when breaks over Richard Simmonsgot.
Me: Im a equal opportunity ass kicker.
Her: Bye
Me: Balls of steel.
#45 - gumdropking (12/28/2011) [+] (7 replies)
me: hey beautiful
her: excuse me?
me: ive got balls of steel
her: please stop texting me i am shopping
me: blow it out your ass
her: i am going to have to talk to you when i get home
me: sorry mom
#287 - JustForTheLulz (12/28/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Me: Hey there, beautiful
Her: Aww thanks, what brought this on?
Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true.
Her: You're so sweet! <3
Me: It's time for me to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Her: Lol, wanna hang out after class tomorrow?
Me: Eat **** and die.
Her: Wtf asshole
Me: Damn I'm smooth.


#18 - Holddownn (12/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
So I tryed a new target, and I didn't work anywhere near how I expected.

> Hey there Beautiful
> Why Hello (:
> I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true.
> Stop playing Duke Nukem and get your ass over here (;

MFW I got caught and still got a booty call.
#69 - lenus (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>Hey beautiful
>Hi.



SHE TEXTED BACK!
User avatar #83 - mrawesomepotato (12/28/2011) [-]
>hey beautiful
> um are you ok
>i realized its time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and im all outta bubble gum
> Ronan, you realize you're texting your dad right?
>balls of steel!
> sure, sure
>im an equal oppurtunity ass kicker!
> Do you want to be grounded?
> srry bye
User avatar #391 - wacht (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
My attempt:

>Hey beautiful
>Dude wtf. Are you gay or something?
>Im not saying it because its nice im saying it because its true.
>Wtf dude
>I've got balls of steel
>(no reply)
>Damn I'm good


#141 - zameckis (12/28/2011) [+] (6 replies)
**zameckis rolls 00**
#65 - Lmaoplanes (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
> Hey beautiful.
> STOP ******* CALLING ME GET OUT OF MY LIFE.

>Gosh; okay grandma.
#458 - mazlum (12/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Me:Hey beautiful
Ex Girlfriend: Hey sexy :))
Me:Eat **** and die!
Ex Girlfriend: asshole


User avatar #148 - thatevanguy (12/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Me: Hey baby.
Her: What?
Me: I'm gonna break a broomstick off in your ass.
/disconnected

Me: **** ...wrong line...
User avatar #118 - peekabeast (12/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
my experience
me: hey beautiful
her: **** you i broke up with you three days ago.
<mfw
#103 - famishing (12/28/2011) [-]
>Hey beautiful
>Uh hi
>I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true
>Well, uh thanks....
>I've realized it's time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum
>Alright, well i'm going now
>I've got balls of steel!
>Bye
#541 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (12/28/2011) [+] (10 replies)
Smooth as a babies bottom.
You'll have to enlarge.
User avatar #859 - noobuli (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**noobuli rolls 066**
User avatar #861 - noobuli (12/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**noobuli rolls 066**
#137 - noly (12/28/2011) [-]
Me: Hey there beautiful.    
Mom: Lets 						****					.    
thank you internet i just had sex
Me: Hey there beautiful.
Mom: Lets **** .
thank you internet i just had sex
#576 - unmercifulgod (12/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
me: Hey there beautiful
her: um... hi?
me: I'm not saying it because its nice, im saying it because its true
her: um... alright. random lol
me: I just thought it was about time to talk to more beautiful girls and chew some more gum. and i was all outta gum
her: uhhh okay? Haha. What's up?
me: I've got balls of steel!
her: (my name) R u high right now? ...
me: Hail the king!!
her: Yeah, im gonna go now...


#379 - ethaelso (12/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
This is as fake as aids
User avatar #384 to #379 - lokiwins (12/28/2011) [-]
Get down from there cats, you aren't facial hair. You are cats.
User avatar #871 - utefan (12/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**utefan rolls 9,301** Over 9000
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