Dodging Bullets. Not sure why he's feeling bad about it. I would consider that a mighty victory.. I Bad Feels Thread Anonymous (/ 14( Sat) F llast night shaving
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Dodging Bullets

Not sure why he's feeling bad about it. I would consider that a mighty victory.

I Bad Feels Thread Anonymous (/ 14( Sat) F
llast night
shaving sex with
sshe got betterthan the last time I saw her
cdormt care at this point
suecide to raw dog it fer 5 mins before using a condom
mgoing slow SC) the bed deosn' t meetoo much and disturb downstairs
pstart to speed up
breach fer condom en dresser
Why are we using the condom?"
What?"
Just keep it in like this"
Nano I' m using the condor's"
sail eta sudden. tarantula mode
tryto pull out but she constricts me with her legs
kl look at herbage
mouth center's into a sly evil grin
Curn in me antnl"
Ellie we we me anon?"
Say we we me antnl"
my functional strength to lift her above the bed
Stickle herbert
falls en the bed like a hippo crashing into the water
kl pack my **** . do a 360 and crabwalk out eitherr
wmm
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Submitted: 07/12/2014
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#1 - rockergamer (07/13/2014) [-]
I'm happy for op, but he should have seen this coming. She's his ex for a reason.
#5 - handofdestiny ONLINE (07/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
my friend has a similar story.. he was drunk with his ex who got fatter.. she was way more drunk than he was and told him she needs him to go down on her first so she can get in the mood.. so he drank one more shot and went down.. he didn't taste anything because of that shot, but after some time he tasted something weird.. she had a period so he almost threw up and wanted to push himself away but she squeezed his head between his legs and he had mouth full of her pussy.. and he felt like he had some pubes in his mouth but was not able to spit them out.. so he couldn't get out of that because he was so weak from the alcohol and he had to satisfy her first before she let him go...
HFW he was telling this story to us..
#15 to #5 - gogogaget ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Yeah there's a name for that they call it rape...
User avatar #17 - blasthardcheese (07/13/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Does this count as rape or have I been tumblr-ised?
#16 - madcoww (07/13/2014) [-]
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#39 - dorfdorfdorf (07/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I'll leave this here
I'll leave this here
#2 - aizeinstein (07/13/2014) [-]
**aizeinstein rolled image** ex gf's fw
#9 - goseikiba (07/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#8 - gundeonsandgradons (07/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>do a 360
you mean 180?
User avatar #10 to #8 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
you can crabwalk backwards
#26 - Womens Study Major (07/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Fat girls are intense bodyloveing disgusting... and this not so good lady is a desperate slut.
User avatar #28 to #26 - bitchplzzz (07/13/2014) [-]
Hey some cubby girls can be pretty hot

obese ones, however...
#22 - mpghbombsaway (07/13/2014) [-]
>functional strength
>intense bodyloveing /fit/
User avatar #43 - yorker (07/13/2014) [-]
I too, have been raped.
>girlfriend makes joke about me while we are doodling
>Stop doodling immediately
>Turn around, pretending to be mad
>Face wall
>Tell her not to touch me
>ThAT CIS SCUM STARTED KISSING MY NECK AND PUT HER HAND IN MY PANTS
>I tell her to check her privilege
>Tell her I am a bisexual stovesexual pansexual genderqueer lesbian feminist homophobe
>She thinks I'm joking, begins to give me a blowjob
I'm thinking of telling the polics
#58 - sheauhn (07/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**sheauhn rolled image** mfw
**sheauhn rolled image** mfw
#6 - Womens Study Major (07/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Just a brief reminder to always use a condom, even if the girl says she is on the pill. My older brother just "accidentally" knocked his girlfriend of now 5 months up after they had only been together for 2 month. My brother seems fine with it, says it was a mutual decision to keep it and that might be true, but since she is 31, almost done with her education, I personally doubt it was an accident from her side, it is just too unlikely and convenient for her. One of my very close friends also recently had a baby, whatever or not it was planned I cannot say for sure, but she insisted on having the baby, even though she is only 19 and don't have an education, nor does the father. He didn't wanted the baby, she did and as the female, she won and he is now a father forever. It is unfair, but these things can happen and it is just as much up to the guys to prevent unplanned parenthood, don't leave all the responsibility to the women.
User avatar #32 to #6 - timmywankenobi (07/13/2014) [-]
Considering Women have all the reproductive rights I feel it is only logical the women bear the brunt of the burden/responsibility.
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#61 - bluwizard (07/14/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** when I crab walk
User avatar #54 - hashtronaut (07/13/2014) [-]
9 months later Dat Baby Don't Look Like Me ( OFFICIAL VIDEO )
User avatar #14 - guiguito (07/13/2014) [-]
wat
#4 - Womens Study Major (07/13/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** his ex _____|   
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**anonymous rolled image** his ex _____|
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User avatar #3 - mightypoggers (07/13/2014) [-]
too bad we all know op is a faggot so this story is made up
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