Did he fall down the stairs?. wouldn't it be sweet, bro, if we knew where the hella jeff was?. C) Anonymous ) sbe 17 sbe 2005 sbe getting wisdom teeth remedied
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Did he fall down the stairs?

wouldn't it be sweet, bro, if we knew where the hella jeff was?

C) Anonymous )
sbe 17
sbe 2005
sbe getting wisdom teeth remedied
Waking up
ust laying an the dentists shew twig ta sleep
seam arrives, "Came en, Anan, it' s time ta gaf
seam and nurse have my ems dyer arch at their shudders and ere carrying me aut the heck at the dentists office
ins we has under s fan I think it' s the sound at tolopper rutgers
sask nurse, "ls Jeff alright? I didn' t see him after the ambush."
sourse WATS herd
scrab nurse by bath lapels
s" WHERE THE **** IE JEFFY"
leeks at my mum with , "Jeff isn' t here."
Begin swim, "OH **** , THEY ******* GOT JEFF, THOSE ************** "
seam and nurse -Jerry e weeping 17 year did aut the heck at e dentist' s office while he has fies Weeks ta e war he never taught in sham e men he never knew
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User avatar #24 - DmOnZ ONLINE (09/05/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Something similar happened to me.

I woke up after surgery when I broke a few of my ribs and apparently I started to sing the American national anthem. There was another patient there as well and I stopped singing and told him to join in. He was sober and politely declined, and according to the nurse, after he did so, I tried to get out of my bed but fell to the floor like spaghetti from a fanny pack. After I got back into the bed apparently I was sobbing and screaming "FILTHY COMMIE, WHEN I TELL YOU TO SING YOU SING." For the next fifteen minutes I mumbled incoherently to myself and then tried to jump out of bed again. The nurse tried to help me back up but I started throwing my spaghetti arms around screaming "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU COMMIE SCIENTIST, I'LL NEVER LET YOU TURN ME AGAINST AMERICA!" They had to get about five other nurses to restrain me as I sobbed and started asking "what the hell have you done to Elias, we were brothers in arms..." Pretty much after that they had to knock me out again because I wouldn't stop trying to escape my bed. The last thirty seconds before I passed out again, apparently I kept saying "god bless america, no man left behind."

They assume the reason I did this was because the guy beside me was watching platoon and it was at elias' death.

However, the funniest part to the nurses was that I'm Canadian.
User avatar #5 - ishallsmiteyou (09/05/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I got a surgery on my foot a while back, and I can still remember seeing what I thought was Alladin floating outside the window on his magic carpet. I ran to jump on and smacked face first into the window.
#56 - mattdoggy (09/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Got an endoscopy one time and they gave me some basic knock out juice   
>It all went well but the anesthesiologist gave me too much juice   
>I end up being looped up for 4 hours   
>I woke up strapped to a bed with a team of burly nurses laughing at me because i apparently:   
1.Called them all communist and promised never to tell the launch codes   
2.Asked them if the baby was ok and cried when they said what baby   
3.Asked for blue berry muffins for an hour straight and screamed until someone would answer me but refused to eat any muffins they gave me   
4.Grabbed a nurse and asked "Where are the drugs?! The drugs you stole from me you damn Escabar!" (i've never even used drugs)   
5. Discussed why whites were so much better than blacks and dogs with a large black nurse while he was tying me to the bed (apparently i'm racist, didn't know that)   
6. My personal favorite is a tried to seduce a nurse by repeatedly saying "you know i rode a dolphin once" in varying tones accents and volumes
>Got an endoscopy one time and they gave me some basic knock out juice
>It all went well but the anesthesiologist gave me too much juice
>I end up being looped up for 4 hours
>I woke up strapped to a bed with a team of burly nurses laughing at me because i apparently:
1.Called them all communist and promised never to tell the launch codes
2.Asked them if the baby was ok and cried when they said what baby
3.Asked for blue berry muffins for an hour straight and screamed until someone would answer me but refused to eat any muffins they gave me
4.Grabbed a nurse and asked "Where are the drugs?! The drugs you stole from me you damn Escabar!" (i've never even used drugs)
5. Discussed why whites were so much better than blacks and dogs with a large black nurse while he was tying me to the bed (apparently i'm racist, didn't know that)
6. My personal favorite is a tried to seduce a nurse by repeatedly saying "you know i rode a dolphin once" in varying tones accents and volumes
User avatar #8 - downtrail (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I freaked out once before surgery because I thought I saw two shady-looking dudes in trench coats next to the surgical tools.

I apparently started babbling about the "scalpel mafia."

i really wanna try whatever the doctor gave me again
#17 - caplocker (09/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Triazolam ftw. I took two of these God awful pills. I don't remember the trip or most of the root canal. The dentist yelled "OWE GOD DAMN IT YOU BIT MY FINGER" and I said "RELAX FAGGOT, YOU'VE GOT NINE MORE" his assistant laughed so hard she spilled **** off table. I blacked out again and woke up 6 hours later at home. My wife said I walked out of there, I don't remember any of it.
#35 - lordraine ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
#106 - krayon (09/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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According to my mother the following events transpired:
> be last summer (2012)
> be 23
> be at the Dr getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed
> after the surgery feelsgood.gif because of the meds
> chilling all spaced out in a chair
> suddenly I see my right arm (it's numb)
> scream "where the **** is the rest of it!"
> My mom tries to hush me
> I start laughing
> she starts laughing
> Nurse comes in to help me
> I sit up and look confused
> say "what's up my ***** !" she's white
> apparently she was like "wut"
> I'm 6'2" 205lbs
> stop moving and fall back into chair
> Tell her I need legs to walk
> MFW I leave the Dr. crying about losing my limbs in Desert Storm.
#36 - tylerxchoice (09/05/2013) [-]
I was drunk at a friends house and i passed out on the couch and they were all up playing xbox and i start mumbling in my sleep and one of them tried to move me over to sit down and i barely tapped his arm and whispered in his ear,    
"I almost broke your wrist,_ don't make me mad_."   
A couple hours later around 3 AM they were all talking about death note or something and I sat up a little and said,   
"Hey guys, wouldn't it be esgsre(mumbling gibberish) *Slaps hands together* RELEASE!"    
and i fell back asleep.   
They were laughing their asses off to say the least.
I was drunk at a friends house and i passed out on the couch and they were all up playing xbox and i start mumbling in my sleep and one of them tried to move me over to sit down and i barely tapped his arm and whispered in his ear,
"I almost broke your wrist,_ don't make me mad_."
A couple hours later around 3 AM they were all talking about death note or something and I sat up a little and said,
"Hey guys, wouldn't it be esgsre(mumbling gibberish) *Slaps hands together* RELEASE!"
and i fell back asleep.
They were laughing their asses off to say the least.
User avatar #82 - jettom ONLINE (09/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Getting some tooth pulled out
>Dentist decides to give me a shot of some liquid that pretty much made me drunk because I'm afraid of needles.
>Get drunk, have needle inside my mouth
>Bite fiercely at the syringe, breaking it
>Whole mouth is filled with glass.
>Swallow.

I couldn't eat anything else than liquid food for 2 months.
#151 - zionsype (09/06/2013) [-]
Not a dentist story, but similar
>Friend is out of job for a while, needs place to stay
>Has condition where if he's woken up by something it's like he's on drugs and he has no idea where he is
>One night, wake up, he's naked trying to spoon me with a blanket between us
>"DUDE THE **** ARE YOU DOING?"
>Stand up real quick
>He gets up and looks at me
>"Don't worry, it's okay, I'm in the army"
>Salutes me, walks out the door doing an exaggerate nazi walk
>Passes out on kitchen floor
User avatar #132 - ragingspacepanda (09/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A moment of silence for our fallen comrade..... Jeff..... He will forever be missed
#110 - jeffmiester (09/06/2013) [-]
I never got a chance to tell him I survived the ambush.
User avatar #32 - karson (09/05/2013) [-]
I forget what they gave me when I had my wisdom teeth pulled. leaving and all I was fine. i went home and took one of the pain pills, and everything was just ******* amazing. Then my mom found me at 4 am in my room, fully dressed in my JROTC uniform(these were the high school days) and I was disassembling my m91/30, down to the last screw, all the while screaming "this is my rifle! there are many like it, but this one is mine!" I don't remember any of it though. my mom wasn't gonna tell me what happened but when I was actually came to my senses (she had made me change and go back to sleep) I saw my rifle was still in my room, and I came outside to the living room and as I was putting the mosin away, I said "damn, this rifle looks clean as hell." Then she laughed and told me what happened.
User avatar #18 - dennymyman (09/05/2013) [-]
surgeons must have a hard time not cracking up over **** like this...
User avatar #200 - daftiduck (09/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be Me, 15
>Last time I went under anesthetic
>Curious how high I could count before I leave the world of the living
>Tell them what I'm doing and ask the nurses to tell me how high I get when I'm awake
>Start counting. 1, 2, 3,
>Start feeling it at about 9
>Drift off at what I remember to be about 11
>Wake up, ask them how I did
>Apparently I got to 4, skipped straight to 7 and said 8 three times
#47 - Freelon ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Anesthetic has to be the funnest **** to be under
#199 - worried (09/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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what if he was reliving his past life and the laughing gas brought it out of him?
User avatar #4 - Scorchtwentyfour (09/05/2013) [-]
Apparently I kept giving my mom a hug. And something about a moose outside the window...
#192 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (09/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
'Finally relevant
User avatar #160 - lordscooby (09/06/2013) [-]
similar story
>17 years old
>getting wisdom teeth removed
>they give me twilight sedation
>doc says, you probably pass out soon
>i go, yeah r...snore...
>wake up, have no godly idea what the **** happened
>i'm chewing corner of chair, slobbering profusely
>telling everybody, EVERYBODY in the clinic that i love them, including 70 year old woman
>she says, i'm too old for you honey
>i say, age ain't nothin but a number
>my dad told me all this
>i have no idea if it's true, or if he was just ******* with me
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