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Some men just want to spray dicks on the world.

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What' s the best way for one man to operate in an insurgency? You' re living under occupation, what do you do to tight back and also stay alive?
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Snipe
Never carry areason in the open
Rememberable they can see you at at range and night
paint dicks on EVERYTHING
lean guarantee you this will cause problems. You punchem all over vehicles; on the wheels, the doors, the windows, the roofs. You punchem on every side of every crate. On the doors, walls and windows of every building. **** , start putting them on the ground.
If you were just splashing paint all over the place, that can be ignored. But when an occupying force is literally covered in dicks, they lose a lot eitheir image. They actually take time to remove the dicks. Then you sneak in and repeat the process. You use white spray paint,
and they paint over it with white paint? You go back in and use black spray paint.
weeks ofthis, the men inside the base walk outside and see... nothing. There' s no new dicks. "Aha, the vandals were finally caught and killed mute sentries" they think, "No extra work for us todayy. They go daily duties unstopping on puppies and
stealing **** . Then they go back to their baracks for a game of poker. One ofthem goes outside for a cigarette. He comes back in, face white with rage. " ars up your ass? one of his friends asks. "The van dais. They us ed eddard spray Paine.
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Submitted: 05/05/2013
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#8 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (05/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
At least post the whole thing, OP.
#2 - anonymous (05/05/2013) [-]
Dicks Dicks everywhere, LETS DO IT! FREE THE NORTH KOREANS!
#1 - notapeopleperson (05/05/2013) [-]
You glorious bastard...you win this:
#14 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What game does this refer to
User avatar #13 - deathcampforjewtie (05/09/2013) [-]
>break into encampments
>draw dicks in permanent marker on all the soldiers' uniforms
>paint a huge dick on the walls and leave
#12 - jjholt (05/06/2013) [-]
>kidnap general's family   
>paint them with dicks in permanent marker   
>leave them otherwise unharmed
>kidnap general's family
>paint them with dicks in permanent marker
>leave them otherwise unharmed
#4 - sirbrentcoe ONLINE (05/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #3 - onionbubs (05/05/2013) [-]
If I was doing this, to make it seem less obvious, I would put up a dick shape with tape or something. Make it look like there's already been a dick painted there.
Then, with a high-vis jacket on or something, casually slap paint all over that bitch. Make it look like I'm covering up the graffiti. Then the government guys will be like "yeah thats cool, he's with us, helpin us out n **** ".
Then when they leave, take the take off and they are left with a dick still there.
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